The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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My doctor told me to avoid trans fats.
I told him its none of his business who I date.
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@error I think I saw a 2.
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It was just a dream, @Gribnit. There's no such thing as two.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@error I think I saw a 2.
Make sure it's your own one, too. The divisional police might get you for property damage, even if it's just the evenness property.
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When Cave Johnson invents his combustible lemon, it might look something like this:
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@error I think I saw a 2.
Make sure it's your own one, too. The divisional police might get you for property damage, even if it's just the evenness property.
I'm not worried about them...
I've learned how to appeal to their lowest common denominator.
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I'm opening a seafood restaurant.
The Home For Battered Shrimp.
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@LaoC No, that was just close my eyes and pretend I never saw it.
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@boomzilla Did you expect
Sweat Pee
?
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@boomzilla Seems like it would go right along with these Japanese drink brands:
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@da-Doctah if they don't have a tear-flavored drink, that's gonna be a huge market.
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I spent $60,000 sending my son to college and all I got was a quarter back.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I spent $60,000 sending my son to college and all I got was a quarter back.
Should have trained him harder in high school so he got paid to attend college.
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@JBert The decline of Pokemon Go really did leave a lot of you people with loads of free time and nothing to do with it, didn't it?
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert The decline of Pokemon Go really did leave a lot of you people with loads of free time and nothing to do with it, didn't it?
Whoever came up with that one was probably from India.
I co-founded an IT consulting company in Latin America once. The other two guys had the name worked out already: as "peer2peer" was all the rage at the time but obviously not trademarkable they came up with a pear logo and the name "peer2pear". The name was changed when I suggested to try some Spanish pun instead of something that most people won't understand and those who do would think sounds stupid. It didn't get any better though, only less punny.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because they put the "cute" back in "charcuterie".
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A 7-segment display is fine if you want to show an integer between 0 and 9. For larger than that it is untenable.
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Silly Pun Names?
Al Koholic
Di A'Reah
Dick Peter Johnson
Ella Vator
Ellie Dee
Jerry Attric
Lucy Goosey
Robin Banks
Warez Waldo
Warren Peace
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That time when the captain of the Enterprise opened a printing business.
It's called Jean-Luc's Placards.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Silly Pun Names?
Al Koholic
Di A'Reah
Dick Peter Johnson
Ella Vator
Ellie Dee
Jerry Attric
Lucy Goosey
Robin Banks
Warez Waldo
Warren PeaceMy niece's given names are "Amanda Lynn".
But actually, she plays the flute.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Silly Pun Names?
Al Koholic
Di A'Reah
Dick Peter Johnson
Ella Vator
Ellie Dee
Jerry Attric
Lucy Goosey
Robin Banks
Warez Waldo
Warren PeaceYou forgot all about Mike Hunt.
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@dkf And Ben Dover.
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Stan Still
Doug Hole
Will Power
Justin Case
Anna Sasin
Barb Dwyer
Paige Turner
Rose Bush
Helen Back
Terry Bull
Tim Burr
Pearl Button
Barry Cade
Mary Christmas
Chris Cross
Sonny Day (reminds me of the film soundtrack composer Sunny Park)
Teresa Green
Ray Gunn
Jo King
Lee King
Max Power
Bill Board
Annette Curtain
Carrie Oakey
Anna PrenticeSome of these are really good.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
FWIW: https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/21502/the-league-of-unfortunate-names
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A tennis net must have a post in each extremity. It's the law. Otherwise it won't stand up in court.