The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Probably legs, but I can't say for certain.
Yeah, arms are guns, makes sense to me.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Probably legs, but I can't say for certain.
You weren't far off.
Brotip: if a girl has nice two <any slang word>, it can only mean one of two things.
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@Gustav said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
if a girl has nice two <any slang word>, it can only mean one of two things
Anthony Burgess says "glazzies".
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@Gustav said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Brotip: if a girl has nice two <any slang word>, it can only mean one of two things.
Either she's hot, or you're drunk?
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@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gustav said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Brotip: if a girl has nice two <any slang word>, it can only mean one of two things.
Either she's hot, or you're drunk?
… or in the used kidney trade?
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gustav said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Brotip: if a girl has nice two <any slang word>, it can only mean one of two things.
Either she's hot, or you're drunk?
… or in the used kidney trade?
I'd managed to forget that's where you get adrenal glands from.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gustav said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Brotip: if a girl has nice two <any slang word>, it can only mean one of two things.
Either she's hot, or you're drunk?
… or in the used kidney trade?
I'd managed to forget that's where you get adrenal glands from.
PSA: adrenochrome is not vegan!
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I call my girlfriend "Birdie" because I like her two cans.
IDGI. Is this for Birdy of the Trashcan Darlings?
Toucan. A bird whose name sounds a lot like two cans. Which is a euphemism for one of the paired parts of a person's anatomy. Probably legs, but I can't say for certain.
Breasts.
Legs are "Gams".
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@Gern_Blaanston We must come from different parts. Where I'm from, "kick him in the can" means kick him in the buttocks.
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston We must come from different parts. Where I'm from, "kick him in the can" means kick him in the buttocks.
Same. Which, among other uses, was why I wasn't sure.
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@boomzilla it's always heartening to see a mehum, after decades, come up with an initial thought of a bright 4-year-old. Keep pushing that rock, apes!
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston We must come from different parts. Where I'm from, "kick him in the can" means kick him in the buttocks.
I never thought about it before, but I've heard both --
Can - buttocks
Cans - breasts
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston We must come from different parts. Where I'm from, "kick him in the can" means kick him in the buttocks.
I never thought about it before, but I've heard both --
Can - buttocks
Cans - breastsFanny stuff thread is
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For our local Germans
A German fellow was driving down a muddy road and his car really got covered with it.
He couldn't see out the front glass and none of his electronics worked.
So-o-o, he found a dead snake in the road and used it to clean the front glass.
It was the first use of ......just wait......"Vinshield Vipers"!
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@Benjamin-Hall Zere's not enough of ze "z"s.
I give it
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Probably legs, but I can't say for certain.
"Cans" is breasts, "can" is ass. HTH
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@hungrier said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Probably legs, but I can't say for certain.
"Cans" is breasts, "can" is ass. HTH
And the can can involves some mighty fine thighs.
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@Rhywden said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall Zere's not enough of ze "z"s.
I give it
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What I like is how it uses a killed variant of the punchline from the much better joke
The Viper
. I assume this is your vaccine in case it is ever translated to German.
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From Extra Fabulous Comics (https://www.extrafabulouscomics.com/_1219 ):
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As originally seen on in 2021.
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@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Probably a bad idea, given how likely it's to become a missiletoaster.
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@GOG but when it falls you'd better hope it'll be a miss-le-toaster.
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@remi ITYM miss(ed)-by-le-toaster.
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@GOG I can't find a way to work a proper "miss-your-toes" puns.
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I saw this and now so will you.
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@boomzilla IDGI, there is no Marsupial in that soup, just an Ursidae.
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@remi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Marsupial
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@Luhmann I think we're missing part of the tail there.
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@Luhmann said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
A friend of mine has a business exclusively selling figurines which combine this character with an 19th century Prussian philosopher.
It's a Nietzsche market but he makes up for it via the long tail.
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Online dating
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I was thinking of doing a timeline mural, with alternating vertical bands of lighting or shadow corresponding to forward or backward overall human progress.
But then I realized,
that's a bit derivative.
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In the U.S. paradigms are worth 20 cents.
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@boomzilla Ironic Lee, Bruce Lee himself was vegetarian. So the name was already taken.
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@jinpa Did he eat Bruce L.'s Sprouts?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@jinpa Did he eat Bruce L.'s Sprouts?
how long is a chinaman's name
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@jinpa Did he eat Bruce L.'s Sprouts?
how long is a chinaman's name
Dunno, but this guy's is definitely the oldest.
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My mother's name was Theadora, and she was called Teddy for short, so anything teddy bear-related was an appropriate gift for any occasion. Apart from one room with hundreds of bears, she got teddy bear Christmas ornaments, keychains, windchimes, etc. Anything with a bear on it.
One year I gave her one of these soap/lotion dispensers:
When she opened it, after the usual initial ooh-ing and how-cute-ing, I said "you know what that is, don't you?" She looked puzzled for a moment before I explained:
"It's a furry with a syringe on top."
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I met a nice girl today. She said she is Russian.
I said "What's your hurry?"
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@Benjamin-Hall Back in the early seventies I made one with Bread, Cream, Raspberries and Vanilla Fudge.
The four food groups.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall Back in the early seventies I made one with Bread, Cream, Raspberries and Vanilla Fudge.
The four food groups.
Too early to include Cannibal Corpse.