The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Zecc I am not the herald for this particular prophetic fulfillment, but I'll let them know.
[2F06] A comic on An Evening At the Improv: I think about weird stuff, like what would happen if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby. You'd get Mr. E. T., wouldn't you? And he'd sound something like this: 'I pity the fool who doesn't--pho-one ho-ome!'
Homer: Oh, I sure wouldn't want to be Mr. T right now.
ed. I also wouldn't want to be Mr. T right now.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
More Indian Hills Community Center
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
OTOH that Glockwork Lemon may just be the magical herb that turns you into Glockus.
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@Zecc nah man. the rocks should take up about 75% percent of the horizontal.
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This actually happened last night:
I had a really strange dream, and that was ok. Until someone asked me to do some integral calculus, when I abruptly woke up. Why?
even I have my limits
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because my mind is just that way, my first waking thought was the pun and knowing I had to post it.
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@Benjamin-Hall Dreams thread is
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall Dreams thread is
But it was an odd dream. definitely something specifically off about it. strange, you might say. humorous. risible. of the nature of that which inspires laughter.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because my mind is just that way, my first waking thought was the pun and knowing I had to post it.
I'm not the only one to whom this happens? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because my mind is just that way, my first waking thought was the pun and knowing I had to post it.
I'm not the only one to whom this happens? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Afraid. You should feel very afraid.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because my mind is just that way, my first waking thought was the pun and knowing I had to post it.
I'm not the only one to whom this happens? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
This is absolutely nothing to worry about and has nothing to do with this forum.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
how I feel about that.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Because my mind is just that way, my first waking thought was the pun and knowing I had to post it.
I'm not the only one to whom this happens? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
An evil scientist was destroying the city with a giant robot. Then there was a car chase.
Fools! You'll never escape the clutches of my 30m arthropod!
We're American! We don't know what you mean!
Fools! You'll never escape the torque converters of my 100ft centipede!
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
You'll never escape the torque converters of my 100ft centipede!
This line only works once, and sometimes the disappointment is so great that she walks out.
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@error said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Now the real question is, which is which?
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@PleegWat have you ever seen branch manager do any real work?
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@PleegWat have you ever seen
branchmanager do any real work?
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@PleegWat have you ever seen branch manager do any real work?
But would he look more or less impressive than his assistant?
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@PleegWat usually less.
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@boomzilla that's a non-metaphorical simile you got there.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla that's a non-metaphorical simile you got there.
Only wheyguely simile what with all the ricotta. With a bit of culinary chutzpah you could make it a fetaphor though.
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@Jaloopa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@error said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Assistant to the branch manager
Both job titles are attested, and they have somewhat different roles. Assistant to the branch manager is like the person the branch manager delegates the minor supporting tasks to; Assistant branch manager is the person who performs the branch manager's duties when the branch manager is unavailable.
Sort of like the difference between the White House Chief of Staff and the Vice President respectively.
It's not clear from the photo which is the more appropriate analogy for the smaller bird's role.
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The rim designer said he could nazi the problem.
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@LaoC For what it's worth I could nazi it either until I read your comment.
The first thought was how the hell is this thing holding together without the centre. The middle section is cleverly disguised using colour differences.
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My wife decided to reuse some boxes for storing food. I decided to help by labeling one of them.
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@homoBalkanus said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
My wife decided to reuse some boxes for storing food. I decided to help by labeling one of them.
I've been staring at this for a while now and I still don't get it.
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@JBert would it help if I told you there's a type of dried fruit inside?
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@homoBalkanus said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert would it help if I told you there's a type of dried fruit inside?
Apologies, it does not help.