The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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Official unofficial bad pun out of context:
by Sue Denim (not the author’s real name)
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
It's a little known fact, that while the Enigma machine codes were being cracked by Alan Turing, his sister Kay provided the tea, snacks and sandwiches.
I now feel the need to apologize for starting this thread.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
It's a little known fact, that while the Enigma machine codes were being cracked by Alan Turing, his sister Kay provided the tea, snacks and sandwiches.
IDGI.
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His sisters name would be Kay Turing.
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@Dragoon and...?
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Kay Turing --> Catering
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TIL "catering" is pronounced "kay-tering", not "cat-ering".
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@Dragoon only momentarily (see edit).
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
TIL "catering" is pronounced "kay-tering", not "cat-ering".
You were thinking of one of these?
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Found a sweet joke
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@Mason_Wheeler 💧 😈💃💦💫👛
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@Tsaukpaetra Water devil running sweat dizzy purse?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Water devil running sweat dizzy purse?
A cool devil dancing sweaty till dizzy for my pocketbook.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Water devil running sweat dizzy purse?
It's probably something about ponies.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is very heavy. A Zippo is a little lighter.
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
TIL "catering" is pronounced "kay-tering", not "cat-ering".
You were thinking of one of these?
Want!
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I hear the Woodland Park Zoo in Washington has over a thousand animals.
They've got animals up the WA zoo.
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@El_Heffe I learned how to get my son to leave me alone when I'm on the computer. I showed him this joke. He threw his hands in the air, stormed out of the room, and slammed the door behind him.
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And here's one for @Gąska
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@Benjamin-Hall the bad grammar makes it sound like doge meme.
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@Gąska This looked enough like transliterated Russian that I would probably have been able to understand it even without the previous frame with the same sentence in English.
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@obeselymorbid there's a reason why both Polish and Russian are called Slavic languages.
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@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gąska This looked enough like transliterated Russian that I would probably have been able to understand it even without the previous frame with the same sentence in English.
I used to read cooking instructions on packages that only had Polish (not Russian) by pretending it was transliterated Russian. Fine details didn't come through, but usually enough (with any pictures) to figure out what to do.
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Hey look! It's a...
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@Mason_Wheeler Great Scotch, is that a UFO tape?
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@JBert Looks like the UFO's caught on tape to me!
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https://i.imgur.com/gKeE944.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/P0eIjcL.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/C9tAJCm.jpg
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@Zecc OK, I get money laundering and battery, but what does the salt reference?
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@PleegWat assault and battery
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Rick Astley will happily lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one...
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@El_Heffe said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Alternative punchline: "How the hell should I know? I'm Hispanic."
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@da-Doctah The "Every thing is racist " thread is