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@Zecc Most of the population is naturally immune.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Nope:
@Zecc Most of the population is naturally immune.
That sounds like the first belief a brain-eating amoeba would want to implant.
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@BernieTheBernie None more so that the first person who replied to your post.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Nope:
@Zecc Most of the population is naturally immune.
They say in the video you're more likely to drown.
Of course, if they don't fish you out it could be both!
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@Tsaukpaetra This enough mouths for you?
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@Atazhaia And in the right thread too!
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@Atazhaia not nearly enough. I demand fewer tentacles, more mouths, then even more mouths, and all of them gibbering, gibbering, gibbering towards freedom.
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@Gribnit Well... roll for Perception.
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@Applied-Mediocrity At that point, I think you're beyond perception and it's time for initiative.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
@Applied-Mediocrity At that point, I think you're beyond perception and it's time for initiative.
Need to escape out of a perception loop before anything can be initiated. After all, can't take any actions if you're struck down by the inconceivable, right? Is that how this works?
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
@Applied-Mediocrity At that point, I think you're beyond perception and it's time for initiative.
You feel otherworldy dread that more horrors may be lurking in the dark. Or just usual dread that otherworldy horrors... either or.
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@Tsaukpaetra Uhh... yeah? I suppose. That would be... *franctically leafs the manual* checking against wisdom directly? ... Look, guise, don't try to outsmart your DM!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Nope:
Look, guise, don't try to outsmart your DM!
First rule of RPG: Don't piss off the DM; the DM has many unpleasant ways to retaliate.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Nope:
Look, guise, don't try to outsmart your DM!
First rule of RPG: Don't piss off the DM; the DM has many unpleasant ways to retaliate.
The player provided this one. Indeed, your perception loops infinitely, and time stops. A great sense of calm and purposes suffuses your being. The other characters see your twitching body fall to the ground, eyes rapidly filling with blood - assuming they make the save that you failed.
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@boomzilla Nah. They're all quick-change drill bits about half an inch long. Someone didn't press until the *click* properly when changing bits.
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INB4 yuck McDonald's
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
Since the text nearby is in German, I'd prefer chicken eyes: "chicken eye" is the literal translation of "HĂźhnerauge" which means "heloma / clavus / corn".
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@boomzilla Eh, pretty tame compared to other Ronald McDonald horrors I have seen.
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Status: apparently this science bitches vulva has bacteria that smell like chocolate (at least, according to claim)
TikTok
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@Tsaukpaetra Do I need to link that vagina beer again? Yes, yes I do...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@JBert 7' ? Fuck yeah!
I regret to inform you of some pertinent physical limitations which may apply in this case.
Too beaucoupâ˘.
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@boomzilla There are not enough s for that.
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
the AI
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When you ain't got time to wait to un-tie
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831722879221628949/970441724189098015/break_my_stride1.mp4
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@boomzilla I've mentioned that my (ex-)wife did professional clowning for a while â mostly kids' birthday parties and church events â and there's nothing wrong with that picture ... except ... painting the the URL on the car with red paint that dripped was, um, suboptimal.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
painting the the URL on the car with red paint that dripped was, um, suboptimal.
Yeah, that's what got it put in here.
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Ok, who had giant meningitis snails on your 2022 bingo card?
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@HardwareGeek already vaccinated against that.
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@topspin or maybe not. âMeningitisâ seems to be more broad and caused by different bacteria, viruses or other shit. Only vaccinated against the virus causing âtick-born encephalitisâ, due to having a cat earlier in my life. This one says âparasite lungwormâ.
Ewwwe.
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@Tsaukpaetra That seems like an especially risky behavior with meningitis snails.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
giant meningitis snails
Fucking snails.... đ
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Status: If it comes out milky-white, why does it dry yellow?
filed under: Mysteries of cheap glue
Protein oxidation.
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âparasite lungwormâ.
Ewwwe.Not a whole lot of symbiotic lungworms, really.
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@boomzilla better as a urinal
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better
For most horrible goblins, I'd agree, but this is that dude from that one fucking Megadeth tribute band... can't remember the name but you've probably not heard of them.
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@Gribnit
Something with bump stocks and tulips in the name