i.Con Smart Condom
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Up next: A diaphragm that collects fertility statistics! Want to find the perfect male for reproductive purposes? We have you covered! Just bang a few men and we'll find your perfect future husband.
Bonus feature: Wanna compare menstrual statistics? i.Dia can also measure flow, intensity and duration of your period. Just download our app to compete with your girlfriends!
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@PJH said in i.Con Smart Condom:
"Anonymously."
Of course it will be.
Is it late now to mention i.Con in an i.Conway?
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@Gąska said in i.Con Smart Condom:
one finds out their boyfriend's iCon gets used far more often than they have sex..
Poshwanks
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@lucas1 said in i.Con Smart Condom:
Hopefully it will be compatible with Strava shortly
I got no idea what that is, but the fact that it translates to "horror" in my language seems appropriate.
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@Onyx Strava is a cycle / runner app.
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@heterodox said in i.Con Smart Condom:
@Yamikuronue said in i.Con Smart Condom:
Boil? Seriously? They make cleaners you know.
Silicon toys can be boiled and it doesn't cost anything.
Silicone, not silicon. There's a bit of a difference. But yeah, if the toy was made of silicon, you could stick it in boiling water no problem. It would be ... uncomfortably hard (Mohs = 7, like quartz) and inflexible, though.
EDIT: of course, I need to read the thread properly before posting.
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@Yamikuronue said in i.Con Smart Condom:
Though apparently my husband boils our toys periodically just to be extra safe, so TIL.
Um. Does this qualify as Too Much Information?
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@Steve_The_Cynic I should probably warn people better: I'm pretty frank and open about sex stuff. If you ask me, I'll tell you.
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@Yamikuronue said in i.Con Smart Condom:
@Steve_The_Cynic I should probably warn people better: I'm pretty frank and open about sex stuff. If you ask me, I'll tell you.
Well, I'd observe that on this occasion, you told us without us asking you. ;)
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@Steve_The_Cynic Dont talk about toys with me if you don't want anecdotes XD
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@Yamikuronue said in i.Con Smart Condom:
Dont talk about toys with me if you don't want anecdotes
OK, let's hear some anecdotes:
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@anonymous234 I had a furby for a while. That thin was annoying.
I paint nerf guns sometimes. I should dig up some pictures...
Apples to apples is great. My family has a running joke about Demi Moore based on that game.
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@anonymous234 said in i.Con Smart Condom:
This is what 2012 had to offer? I don't remember 2012 sucking that badly.
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@Yamikuronue said in i.Con Smart Condom:
furby
Aaaaaaaaaah!
You set it off by bumping into the table
Aaaaaaaaaah!
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@CarrieVS said in i.Con Smart Condom:
American kettles are TR
I believe https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/16661/the-electrical-standards-wars-don-t-get-shocked/129 might be relevant to your interests.
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@anonymous234 I got #4 for Christmas. #6 is a posterity item; I have the green one that doesn't have a drop-out barrel thing (so much easier to load), and an altered trigger hack that lets me rapid-fire all six by whacking the cock.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in i.Con Smart Condom:
lets me rapid-fire all six by whacking the cock.
or whatever that's called
I believe it's called bukkake.
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I have no words for how stupid this (and IoT in general) is.
People who buy this stuff are TRWTF.
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Instant DQ for product not being called i.Cum
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@Lorne-Kates I think the reason for you is that you have a small cock.
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@lucas1 said in i.Con Smart Condom:
@Lorne-Kates I think the reason for you is that you have a small cock.
My chickens are YUGE. They lay Ostrich eggs.
Actually, I just checked, they are Ostriches. That explains a lot. Such as why male chickens are laying eggs.
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@Lorne-Kates A Cock is laying eggs wtf
... maybe this is related to your small Penis because you can't recognise a real cock when you see one.
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@lucas1 said in i.Con Smart Condom:
@Lorne-Kates A Cock is laying eggs wtf
... maybe this is related to your small Penis because you can't recognise a real cock when you see one.
No, YOU'RE an alligator!
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@Lorne-Kates said in i.Con Smart Condom:
No, YOU'RE an alligator!
Don't call him a shop, he really hates that