TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Wtf?
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@Ben_Warre said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Wtf?
@error_bot said in TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
(We were lying about the exit to port.)
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@error_bot get all
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 135
sales brochure: Taken.
"Come on, let's look for the Bridge." You follow Ford, and eventually come
to the...Bridge
This is the bridge of the Heart of Gold. A gangway leads down, and steam
comes from an entrance to port. Next to the control console is Eddie (the
shipboard computer).At the controls, apparently expecting you and Ford, are a man with more
than the usual number of heads (the name "Zaphod" is stitched on his shirt)
and a dark-haired woman, holding a handbag. Both seem somehow familiar.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.>
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@error_bot examine pincer
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 136
It looks like every other molecular hyperwave pincer you've ever seen.
"Hey, Zaphod, how ya doing?" says Ford. He's cool. "Not bad, Ford. Great to
see you," replies Zaphod. He's cooler. You suddenly realise that the woman
is Tricia MacMillan ("Call me Trillian"), whom you were trying to pick up
at a party in Islington just a few weeks ago, and that Zaphod is the guy
she eventually left the party with! Odd.>
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@error_bot take hyperwave pincer
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 137
Taken.
"Like my spaceship, Ford?" Zaphod asks. "YOUR spaceship?" says Ford, losing
his cool for a second. "Yeah, I stole it," Zaphod admits. "I'm gonna use it
to find the legendary lost planet of Magrathea. Let's go sit in the sauna
while I explain." Zaphod, Ford, and Trillian all head off to port.>
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@error_bot go to port
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You used the word "port" in a way that I don't understand.
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@error_bot look around
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 138
Bridge
This is the bridge of the Heart of Gold. A gangway leads down, and steam
comes from an entrance to port. Next to the control console is Eddie (the
shipboard computer).
There is a satchel here.
There is a handbag here.>
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@error_bot talk to eddie
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Hmmm ... Eddie (the shipboard computer) looks at you expectantly, as if you
seemed to be about to talk.>
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@error_bot eddie i want tea
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I don't know the word "want".
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@error_bot say to eddie i want tea
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I don't know the word "want".
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@error_bot use control console
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I don't know the word "use".
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@error_bot examine pincer
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 139
It looks like every other molecular hyperwave pincer you've ever seen.
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@error_bot take all
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 140
satchel: You're holding too much already.
handbag: You're holding too much already.>
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 141
You have:
no tea
a molecular hyperwave pincer
a sales brochure
an atomic vector plotter
a babel fish (in your ear)
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
The Hitchhiker's Guide
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
a toothbrush
a flathead screwdriver>
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@error_bot put brochure in thing
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 142
Done.
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@error_bot put pincer in thing
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 143
Done.
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@error_bot put thumb in thing
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 144
Done.
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@error_bot take all
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 145
satchel: Taken.
handbag: Your load is too heavy.>
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@error_bot turn eddie off and on again
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[There were too many nouns in that sentence.]
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@error_bot look
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 146
Bridge
This is the bridge of the Heart of Gold. A gangway leads down, and steam
comes from an entrance to port. Next to the control console is Eddie (the
shipboard computer).
There is a handbag here.>
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@error_bot open handbag
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 147
Opening the handbag reveals a pair of tweezers.
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@error_bot take tweezers
pluck eyebrows
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 148
Your load is too heavy.
>I don't know the word "pluck".
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 149
You have:
no tea
a satchel
an atomic vector plotter
a babel fish (in your ear)
a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
It looks like the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it
is contains:
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
a molecular hyperwave pincer
a sales brochure
The Hitchhiker's Guide
a toothbrush
a flathead screwdriver>
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@error_bot drop brocure
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I don't know the word "brocure".
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@error_bot drop brochure
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 150
Dropped.
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@error_bot drop thing
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 151
It falls to the ground with a light "thunk." It doesn't do anything else at
all.>