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@gleemonk said
Like the groping at the airport makes people feel better
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@imgur said:
My mom told me as a kid, "if it's big enough to kill you, stay the fuck out of its way."
yep. As my mother always said: "Sure, you might have the right of way. That just means that when you stand before Izanami you can say with confidence that the car that hit and killed you was in the wrong."
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Yamikuronue said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann your entry, while amusing, was deleted for being cross-posted without permission from the lounge.
If it was mine from the roller link, I'm fine if @Perverted_Vixen is.
I'll even sign a waiver
Quote me! Quote me harder! <3
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@Perverted_Vixen said:
Quote me! Quote me harder!
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@Zecc said:
I don't know which came first
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@mar77i said
morning boner
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@Rhywden said:
@RaceProUK Yes, it's only intended to prevent a major, immediate spillage.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm getting it on
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
So long as it's at least two inches, right?
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@Arantor said:
One can never have too much depth
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@Tsaukpaetra said
/me breaks out penetration tools
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I had to have the dick turn all the way off
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@Arantor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I had to have the dick turn all the way off
Hey, don't worry, I turned it back on shortly thereafter! All is well!
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@Arantor beat me to it
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@izzion said:
bigger is better
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@heterodox said:
Knew that was coming
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I had to have the dick turn all the way off
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@ben_lubar said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I had to have the dick turn all the way off
Where were you like nine posts ago?
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@Tsaukpaetra
You turned the dick off(j/k, we love you blubar)
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said :
FUCK YES!
Indeed.
now there's a quote that i can really enjoy.
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@blakeyrat said:
I never know whether to go bigger or smaller.
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@bstorer said:
That's easy. You insert the small end first, going slowly, and firmly but gently push it into your process. It helps if you're drunk.
Filed under: If you smell a necro coming, be prepared!
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@Karla said:
I have bunch of various massage toys
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
I have bunch of various massage toys
What took this so long?
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
I have bunch of various massage toys
What took this so long?
He was a slow cooker
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@lucas said:
fucking sandals
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but how exactly do you blast something at high pressure through the human body?
By stroking it
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
lots of head activity
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@DoctorJones do you wear socks with them? That's the height of eroticism
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@DoctorJones do you wear white socks with them? That's the height of eroticism
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@Luhmann *drools*
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@Jaloopa
Not today ... Friday is crock day!
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@Luhmann in my office it's Geordie Friday. Whay aye man
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Does nobody do Biz Cas Fri anymore?
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@DoctorJones said in Quotes Out of Context:
Biz Cas Fri
Yog Soggoth
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
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@DoctorJones said in one thread or another:
I've got a pair of those!
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@RaceProUK said:
You could try stuffing some cotton wool into the hole, but it's normally so tiny, you can't get anything in. And then you have the issue with getting it out again.
Frankly, I think you're just trying to get quoted here now
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
Frankly, I think you're just trying to get quoted here now
And yet, I'm not quoted as often as others
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@RaceProUK
You can't force QOOC bliss. You've got to ease into it, slowly warm things up, and then the appropriate moment will just come.
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@izzion said:
You've got to ease into it, slowly warm things up, and then the appropriate moment will just come.
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@DoctorJones do you wear socks with them? That's the height of eroticism
???
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@Tsaukpaetra said
I'd like to pet it for about 38 hours straight
Filed under: Warming up VEEEERY slowly
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said
I'd like to pet it for about 38 hours straight
Filed under: Warming up VEEEERY slowly
I blame one-handed typing.