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@Polygeekery is going to welcome his new neighbors:
I just need to get around to flashing them
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@PleegWat said:
Santa's hardly going to come
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat said:
Santa's hardly going to come
Narrator: But this was not the case.
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Someone on /. said:
Apple could have tight integration with their ego system
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@HardwareGeek said :
Well, that was not a rousing
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@remi is a little late on payments:
This reminds me of my electricity bill a couple of years ago...
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@topspin is starting a new business:
twinks as a hostess service
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@dcon had to do some renovations for that party:
they were all too big to fit in the existing hole
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@izzion "you about a size 14? Roomy."
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@PleegWat tells us about the pills he ordered from an internet pharmacy:
Advertised erection time at the time was 2 minutes, but that assumes it's already stabilised
while @dcon gets it faster:
I can have mine up in about 30 seconds
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@BernieTheBernie in the out of context thread.
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@Gurth claims:
You can always amuse yourself by reading German
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Just not their jokes
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@kazitor said in Quotes Out of Context:
Just not their jokes
Dunno, Wittgenstein was obviously joking.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat tells us about the pills he ordered from an internet pharmacy:
Advertised erection time at the time was 2 minutes, but that assumes it's already stabilised
while @dcon gets it faster:
I can have mine up in about 30 seconds
Whereas @HardwareGeek has more specific requirements:
@BernieTheBernie in the
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Seen on Stack Exchange:
I Have a Problem with Premature Yanking
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So @Polygeekery does ride mopeds after all:
I prefer extra chunky when I can find it
Well, be careful and don't
get smashed completely flat
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@dcon has trouble remembering his past:
Might have been higher
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@BernieTheBernie seems to like to enjoy cocktails or other mixed beverages on the road:
the stirring bar of my bicycle
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@JBert said in Quotes Out of Context:
@BernieTheBernie seems to like to enjoy cocktails or other mixed beverages on the road:
the stirring bar of my bicycle
You can fill the whole frame with booze if you're careful how you drill.
Helps if you have a particularly nice-tasting frame, I guess.
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"Man, you went a little heavy with the spicy sauce, didn't you?"
"He was on all the meth."
"Yeah, but you ain't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know that hitting a nekkid guy with OC before going hand to hand is bad idea."
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@JBert said in Quotes Out of Context:
@BernieTheBernie seems to like to enjoy cocktails or other mixed beverages on the road:
the stirring bar of my bicycle
And on bumpy roads, all those drinks get shaken, too!
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@dkf tells us about his latest Tinder date:
chosen for having the correct number of snouts and limbs
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@stillwater has a preference for artisanal produce:
When has it ever not been hipster cum?
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@topspin I missed the cum jokes!
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@topspin Touche!
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@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin I missed the cum jokes!
Heh. Get a load of this guy.
Saying such a thing is asking for it. It will blow on your face.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
It will blow on your face.
This is very dangerous in Worst Korea.
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@Carnage has gone vanilla, relatively speaking:
shit has suddenly become hipster cum to be gargled
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage has gone vanilla, relatively speaking:
shit has suddenly become hipster cum to be gargled
Mine is salmiakki flavored, not vanilla.
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The Things you didn't want to know about WTDWTFers thread is
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@Carnage said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage has gone vanilla, relatively speaking:
shit has suddenly become hipster cum to be gargled
Mine is salmiakki flavored, not vanilla.
You know, I've never had the opportunity for a taste test of mine.
I'm told that's dangerous while I'm on the study drug...
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
The Things you didn't want to know about WTDWTFers thread is
Oh right, the oversharing thread should probably get a bump...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
while I'm on the study drug...
Do you have a different drug for every room in your house?
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@stillwater said in Quotes Out of Context:
@LaoC said
Ew, trans fat.
Trans shaming and fat shaming in one go? You sir, are an asshole.
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@kazitor tells us about the downsides of sex addiction:
you have to shake it five times harder
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@dcon's reported status:
A cellphone on the other hand
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@Polygeekery said:
touching the genitals of thousands of skanky strangers.
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@Tsaukpaetra is a Matrix Agent:
You should kill Network Location Awareness
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra is a Matrix Agent
That movie would have been much more funny if he was.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra is a Matrix Agent
That movie would have been much more funny if he was.
: Mr. Anderson!
*Other agents phase into the floor*
: Ignore that. They're taking a quick vacation.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra is a Matrix Agent
That movie would have been much more funny if he was.
The machines have been brought down by the Technology Destruction Field!
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
Let's see what I come into tomorrow!
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@TimeBandit Please pass the eye bleach!
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@TimeBandit Please pass the eye bleach!
It won't work. The stain is on the inside.
And just look what time it is.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
you're clairvoyant and I want you inside me