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@Karla said:
I buy cheap drugs
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@DogsB said:
I need a book on how to sound out words.
I don’t think that’s going to help you with the not-quite-homonyms.
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@HardwareGeek said:
not one whole breast. Lies flat, so I can just lay the bacon across
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@Zerosquare I don't think I've ever put bacon on a human breast, and certainly not cooked it there.
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@HardwareGeek I guess it depends on how hot those breasts are.
I've seen a related mockumentary about it once:
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@JBert I am kinda hungry now...
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Unfortunately, I don't think Uber Eats offer that kind of service.
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@Zerosquare Not yet, anyway.
Filed under: Fuddruckers
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This seems like @Tsaukpaetra , but it's not.
@Arantor said:
I just have unreasonable urges to bang their heads
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
This seems like @Tsaukpaetra , but it's not.
@Arantor said:
I just have unreasonable urges to bang their heads
I don't usually bang heads. Crash them? Maybe. But banging indicates a certain amount of repetition I don't often enjoy...
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@Tsaukpaetra I would be quite happy to bang their heads repeatedly in the original context.
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@GÄ…ska said:
lick to enlarge.
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@Luhmann is unwisely encouraging :
fuck that Zebra!
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann is unwisely encouraging :
fuck that Zebra!
Some people find the rhyming obnoxious but once she shuts up it doesn't really matter...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann is unwisely encouraging :
fuck that Zebra!
Some people find the rhyming obnoxious but once she shuts up it doesn't really matter...
Y'know I wish you hadn't gone and gendered that, it had been a smokin' little thermal-tape temptress mere seconds prior.
Also, I think "Hail Mary" only rhymes in Latin.
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
thermal-tape temptress
Eww get that ribbon away from me! Direct thermal or nothing, baby!
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Youtuber said:
Does it really help to hit him on his left ass cheek?
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@Arantor needs to clean his iPad.
I am a filthy iPad user most of the time.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear teaches math the hard way:
you can't fucking do that. The slide rule is there for a reason.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
thermal-tape temptress
Eww get that ribbon away from me! Direct thermal or nothing, baby!
You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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@Tsaukpaetra is apparently more limber than I would have expected:
I'll do it myself!
sucked
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra is apparently more limber than I would have expected:
I'll do it myself!
sucked
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@Tsaukpaetra I’m not sure I’d take that particular risk with experimental portal technology.
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@Arantor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra I’m not sure I’d take that particular risk with experimental portal technology.
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@GuyWhoKilledBear resigns himself to an intestinal blockage:
you can't fucking do that. The slide rule is there for a reason.
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@Gribnit you already quoted that.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit you already quoted that.
In what context? H`MM!!!???
And without such barred assumptions or introductions, there's no way to really tell, is there.
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@Bulb said:
Don't forget what the real purpose of the change is. Nothing
Context may or may not be Windows 11.
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@Zenith is the anti-@Tsaukpaetra:
I keep getting fucked and, if I wasn't so stubborn, ... I could avoid some of it.
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@dkf's workplace is... interesting:
one of my colleagues has been busy stripping
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@Carnage has been invited to @error's parties:
skilled people are fun to watch.
Alternative bonus headline: @carnage has left IT.
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@Tsaukpaetra is finally getting around to making his New Year resolutions:
I'm going to exercise
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Scientific research out of context:
No, they’re drones
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@kazitor said in Quotes Out of Context:
Scientific research out of context:
No, they’re drones
Impossible! We haven't the clockworks for that, not since the 18th century. It's as though all the artisans and patronage just.. ohh.
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@kazitor this one time I'm going to break the only forum rule we have (no, not "there are no rules", the other only one) and post the article you took it from. I don't know if this is where you've read it, but that was the first result when I googled, and I find that page absolutely endearing. So very early 2000s.
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@GÄ…ska said in Quotes Out of Context:
I don't know if this is where you've read it,
The bit under “Source” might help you
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@kazitor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@GÄ…ska said in Quotes Out of Context:
I don't know if this is where you've read it,
The bit under “Source” might help you
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@kazitor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@GÄ…ska said in Quotes Out of Context:
I don't know if this is where you've read it,
The bit under “Source” might help you
Knowing you, an ancient blog about even more ancient birds was at least equally likely.
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@acrow is being hopeful about the :
After a few lost nuts, they might get the point.
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Email subject snippet out of context:
You're invited to The new interventionism
Thanks, I'd noticed, pity I can't decline
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@dcon tells us about his wife:
Mine doesn't nag (probably too old!), but things do go to shit if I don't.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@acrow is being hopeful about the :
After a few lost nuts, they might get the point.
@JBert, on the other hand, is not:
the dropped nuts roll down into the gutter
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I'm not sure he works better inside a box, to be honest.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
I'm not sure he works better inside a box, to be honest.
WTDWTF, for people who don't work in or out of a box.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I've done really horrible things
We know.
@Tsaukpaetra also said:
it didn't really care so long as enough members were still attached.
OK. Now there you were just
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said:
as a humanoid cat
racks shotgun
Wait, adventurer! Khajit has wares!