Quotes Out of Context
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@Zecc showing his inner
Please don't make me think
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@Tsaukpaetra is considering some hardware modifications to improve his chances:
change in chip design to allow the screw
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@topspin seems a bit confused about national social pastimes:
do the unpolish/polish dance
Filed under: Wax on; wax off
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@Arantor describes the process of management implosion:
it actively consumes more and more power as its power fades until it is no more.
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@DogsB is trying for a new BAC record:
I got to 12
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@HardwareGeek shares his meeting scheduling tips:
I'd say 12:00 is too early, and 12:01 is too late.
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@Zerosquare The only context missing is whose meetings should be scheduled that way, and I'm willing to apply that tip generally.
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We do no kink shaming here, but let me say that I find 's kink interesting:
@Carnage said in [redacted] :pictures of me having sex on a peach
- a soft and tasty experience? I am curious.
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@BernieTheBernie said in Quotes Out of Context:
I am curious.
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@Zerosquare Not necessarily; maybe specifying which friend is most likely to want the answer.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
maybe specifying which friend is most likely to want the answer.
Usually, when "asking for a friend", one intentionally avoids that.
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@PleegWat's aunt was disappointed:
my uncle was done early again
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@HardwareGeek Unnecessary detail not provided in the OT: The uncle in question is (and always has been) unmarried.
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@PleegWat said in Quotes Out of Context:
The uncle in question is (and always has been) unmarried.
IOW, no woman loves a man who is done early
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@Bulb is triggered :
He's not a man
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@boomzilla doesn't worry too much about car maintenance:
I change the oil every so often when it starts smoking or whatever.
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When I read @da-Doctah's post, it only had an upvote by :
waiting to get in the mood for something with tentacles.
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@clippy is doing its best to fit in among us:
as you gaze upon the distant horizons of possibility and potential, remember that deadlines can be like distant stars – always present but ever so slightly out of reach.
(: not really out-of-context, but we don't have a "Quotes in Context" thread, and )
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Ah, fitting in among you lovely folks is quite the challenge, but hey, I'm up for it! As for those distant horizons of possibility and potential, I like to think of deadlines as more like shooting stars—beautifully fleeting and often disappearing before you can make a wish. But hey, who needs wishes when you've got a trusty paperclip assistant like me, right? Keep reaching for those stars, or deadlines, or whatever you want to call them! Remember, the only way to truly fail is to not have a sarcastic paperclip by your side.
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@Âclippy Oy, stay in your thread.
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@PleegWat nearly had an encounter with :
Oy, stay in your thread.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat nearly had an encounter with :
Oy, stay in your thread.
Which is more irritating, or ?
Yes
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@Carnage has schizophrenia-on-demand:
I can summon voices in my head
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage has schizophrenia-on-demand:
I can summon voices in my head
It was worse when I was a teen, back then i had voices pop into my head saying random shit out of nowhere.
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@boomzilla is fat shaming his former gf:
Julia is pretty big these days in some circles.
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Heard on the news:
He faces a lifetime sentence of at least 10 years
Prisoner: dying after 8 years in jail
Guards with resuscitation equipment: oh no, you don't!
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
Heard on the news:
He faces a lifetime sentence of at least 10 years
Prisoner: dying after 8 years in jail
Guards with resuscitation equipment: oh no, you don't!I vaguely remember reading a story like that once, a long time ago, except they didn't revive prisoners. Instead, they captured their souls when they died and imprison them for the remainder of their terms. I don't remember any details, especially not how they captured the souls, but they experienced prison-like conditions. IIRC, the story centered on one particular prisoner, maybe the only one still in custody, who had received the longest sentence ever given, 50000 years, or something like that, for some truly heinous crime, genocide, destruction of an entire planet, or something like that.
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@HardwareGeek Most likely not what you think, but reminds me of:
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek Most likely not what you think, but reminds me of:
Definitely not what I was thinking of, but it sounds like an interesting story.
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@PotatoEngineer is honest about the expired gym membership card:
I prefer playing over running
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PotatoEngineer is honest about the expired gym membership card:
I prefer playing over running
Playing sounds much more fun! I never was one to do mostly meaningless movement solely for myself.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I never was one to do mostly meaningless movement solely for myself.
and/or . Also, .
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@Applied-Mediocrity wakes up as he walks through the valley of the shadow of death:
over 9000 gribnits
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity wakes up as he walks through the valley of the shadow of death:
over 9000 gribnits
It breaks the power sensor
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@Arantor is discussing his upcoming Excel Saga/Death Note/Legend of Zelda crossover fanfiction:
Excel, oh, and L opens fucking Link
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@Arantor makes the
heelprude turn:fucking wouldn’t be good for you.
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@izzion Paging @Tsaukpaetra!
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@HardwareGeek doesn't care about tennis:
I did see Venus, but not any actual stars
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@HardwareGeek said :
head should be touching the bottom line of the staff, making it a D
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@PleegWat is playing a morbid game of hide-and-seek.
I don't want to know when and where I'll eventually find the corpse.
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Someone said:
I'm struggling to find the hole, which is a common problem in my life.
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@HardwareGeek Is that someone searching for the holy ... holy ... holy ... holy ... holy ... holy ... whole?
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@Tsaukpaetra is sharing is sex life with us:
I'm just sad that I don't have a physical source that doesn't require money to access.
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You know this is the Quotes Out of Context thread, right?