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In that case, we need to keep him away from his toys. They're definitely not intended for toddlers...
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
In that case, we need to keep him away from his toys. They're definitely not intended for toddlers...
But then we have to hear him carry on like a toddler whose toys have been taken away
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@error has at least two decades of experience in BDSM:
My first smartphone was an iPaq
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@kazitor is going to give up dating:
I need to cease with these worthless mammals
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said:
Mercurial is not an uncommon word
Hear hear!
Someone get a control on that source!
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Not big enough.
As your family doctor whether you need medical assistance.
Can I ask my backup, asking for a friend doctor? Asking for a friend.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I would call a pussy. Whether it comes or not...
It fucking sucks to not know where you stand with women. Out of curiosity, how many pussys have you called that you've had a casual conversion?
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Not big enough.
As your family doctor whether you need medical assistance.
Fortunately, @Gąska has comforting words:
I'm pretty sure @GOG's average too
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I would call a pussy. Whether it comes or not...
It fucking sucks to not know where you stand with women. Out of curiosity, how many pussys have you called that you've had a casual conversion?
I have not had meaningful conversation with a pussy at any time, though on occasion I do speak to them.
As far as where I stand with human females, I do try to respect and appreciate them as necessary. I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
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@Karla said :
It fucking sucks
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
Toby Faire, none of those who have high opinion of me (barring one) has seen my dick, sorted or not!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
Maybe try depressed anxiety.
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@Tsaukpaetra Actual dick doesn't even come into it. Simply not being seen as a weirdo has the intangible advantage of... some kind of je ne sais quoi.
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@Gribnit Very sad. Not good. I said it years ago. And many people are saying that. I think there's blame on both sides.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit Very sad. Not good. I said it years ago. And many people are saying that. I think there's blame on both sides.
(writes 2 or 3 paragraphs in a notebook)
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
Simply not being seen as a weirdo has the intangible advantage of... some kind of je ne sais quoi.
Have you seen how boring "normal" people are?
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
There's sort of an upper limit on how weird carbon will get
If the last thirty years is an indication, there isn’t.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said:
Mercurial is not an uncommon word
Hear hear!
Especially in re @Gribnit
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
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@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
According to someone sciencey, it probably even enhances them!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra Actual dick doesn't even come into it. Simply not being seen as a weirdo has the intangible advantage of... some kind of je ne sais quoi.
Having dated, and married to a weirdo, and not being — ummmm — non weird myself; most dicks are negotiable ( except those requiring Stretch Armstrong skills).
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@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
Is this a "zero times anything is still zero" joke?
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@TimeBandit I'm not exactly exciting myself.
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@Applied-Mediocrity isn't going to go blind:
I'm not exactly exciting myself.
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@remi 's coworkers are very comfortable with their appearance:
Everyone shares their screen to show a (not always very...) sexy picture
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Youtube comment out of context:
Replace the balls with air molecules
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
According to someone sciencey, it probably even enhances them!
I think it depends upon the type of dick you are.
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
According to someone sciencey, it probably even enhances them!
I think it depends upon the type of dick you are.
Pretty ugly one, but as I understand it that's pretty normal.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
According to someone sciencey, it probably even enhances them!
I think it depends upon the type of dick you are.
Pretty ugly one, but as I understand it that's pretty normal.
It isn't, but it was kind of them to tell you that.
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
According to someone sciencey, it probably even enhances them!
I think it depends upon the type of dick you are.
Pretty ugly one, but as I understand it that's pretty normal.
It isn't, but it was kind of them to tell you that.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
I do believe most that know me have a positive opinion of me.
Good for you. My elevated anxiety often reveals me as some sort of a dick
This doesn’t necessarily reduce your dating options.
According to someone sciencey, it probably even enhances them!
I think it depends upon the type of dick you are.
Pretty ugly one, but as I understand it that's pretty normal.
It isn't, but it was kind of them to tell you that.
A survey conducted by Adam and Eve dot com found sixteen times more women preferred circumcised to uncircumcised.
Which surely included mostly US women. That after he pointed out:
What is normal is, of course, determined by the culture you live in.
So that’s probably pretty bogus.
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Because context won't help:
Always follow the science.
I used to follow the science, until they got a restraining order.
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@Polygeekery said:
@boomzilla is kinda hot. I'm curiously aroused.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
The real reason you're circumcised
I'm what?
checks
Phew. Fake news.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said:
@boomzilla is kinda hot. I'm curiously aroused.
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said:
@boomzilla is kinda hot. I'm curiously aroused.
You need a no homo to post that outside the
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@Tsaukpaetra will fuck anything.
The floor is starting to look attractive...
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra will fuck anything.
The floor is starting to look attractive...
When reality starts undulating, you kinda gotta undulate too... 😇
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
You need a no homo
What if I don't wanna?
Your love for Jack Daniel
appears to be stronger still. It will all end in tears.'s's
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
The real reason you're circumcised
I'm what?
checks
Phew. Fake news.
TMI thread is ... somewhere
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
The real reason you're circumcised
I'm what?
checks
Phew. Fake news.
TMI thread is ... somewhere
Almost certainly NSFW
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@groo said in Quotes Out of Context:
@blakeyrat said in A pre-emptive "Fuck You" to Mozilla:
Pac-Man is naked and so should you.
This would sell great as a T-shirt...
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@Rhywden said:
you've got a hard unit