Quotes Out of Context
-
@ben_lubar I thought you'd post a screen of the maze in obsidian sanctum.
Btw, too bad a torch that from a previous torch lighting quest no longer works.
-
kidnap a couple of the dozens of them in their office and take them to a sex dungeon
-
@FrostCat said in Warning: Contains nuts*:
bananas make me nauseous, and I get the same reaction from people
-
@Dragnslcr said in Quotes Out of Context:
@FrostCat said
That seems more like a @blakeyrat response.
-
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
That seems more like a @blakeyrat response.
Bup bup bup--that quote was taken totally out of context. Go click the link if you want
itsaid context.
-
@FrostCat said in Quotes Out of Context:
Go click the link if you want itsaid context
Why would I want that? It's funnier without it. You understand that's the point of this thread, right? :)
-
@blakeyrat said in Stack Overflow:
Why would he have actually answered the question when there's pedantic dickweedery to do?
-
@groo said in Quotes Out of Context:
@blakeyrat said in Stack Overflow:
Why would he have actually answered the question when there's pedantic dickweedery to do?
Look at me still talking when there's ped'nt'ry to do, when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
-
They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad!
Original context omitted. New context: Mafia town faction.
-
I won't let facts interfere with my act
-
-
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
I won't let facts interfere with my act
@Fox, is that you?
Best part of this is, that was the response it got when it was originally posted:
(Yes, I know; no context in this thread. I am the OP, I am above the law.)
-
-
-
@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
the response it got when it was originally posted
I saw that, but not until some time after I posted in this thread. "Great minds ..." and all that.
-
-
@error "We're watching you. Scum."
-
@bb36e said:
mimic erectus
-
@Fox said in 🔥 Recognising microagressions:
in general, African American students do poorly at UT
Just to piss him off, really.
-
-
Just... Everything that's going on in this screenshot...
-
-
@Fox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Yeah, I have no explanation. NFC about the ad, but then I noticed the words, then noticed other words, and then just couldn't pass up the screenshot. ;)
-
@Tsaukpaetra that's very poor form for holding a weapon as heavy as that, no wonder her back is so curved
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
Is that why his holes healed over the money?
-
@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
Is that why his holes healed over the money?
Yeah, best out-of-context reply to that (not actually a reply, but made up on the spot for your pleasure):
Yeah, apparently she loved him enough that his body started to heal.
Edit: Actually going to put that as a comment reply, now that I think on it.
-
Execution by dinosaur?
-
@accalia said:
BRB, i need to take a shower to wash this badness off with consecrated soap made from the fat of my former enemies
-
IRC said:
errorx666: Well, I paid someone to do that, I mean. But I watched.
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said:
BRB, i need to take a shower to wash this badness off with consecrated soap made from the fat of my former enemies
Just wondering, @accalia - Did you get it the traditional way? Or by raiding the liposuction clinic?
-
@CoyneTheDup said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said:
BRB, i need to take a shower to wash this badness off with consecrated soap made from the fat of my former enemies
Just wondering, @accalia - Did you get it the traditional way? Or by raiding the liposuction clinic?
The classic way. Obs.
-
@CoyneTheDup said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said:
BRB, i need to take a shower to wash this badness off with consecrated soap made from the fat of my former enemies
Just wondering, @accalia - Did you get it the traditional way? Or by raiding the liposuction clinic?
hmm.... let's just say there's a reason they are my former enemies. there's something about lacking a pulsse that makes it very hard to remain an enemy.....
-
IRC said:
(8:25:48 AM) Boner: that's a rock solid boner guarantee
-
@bb36e said:
@JBert looks vaguely vulvic
You just made my day so much better!
Sometimes it's a good idea to delete the mention that gets automatically added to a reply.
-
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
Sometimes it's a good idea to delete the mention that gets automatically added to a reply.
Communicating clearly is a to hilarious misinterpretations.
-
Absolutely no nuts in my brownies
-
@Harrison said:
I'm full of it, Dad! I'm really full of it!
-
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I wasn't even listening to the conversation and I know what you need to do more than you do!
-
@dcon said:
I really need to pull mine...
-
@HardwareGeek said :
present it as if it's your first exposure
Am I allowed to out arbitrary snippets to twist the meaning?
-
@Tsaukpaetra said:
if it's not one thing sucking, it's another...
-
Anybody want to guess who said this?
You have to have slow code to make use of the computer power we have today.
-
@HardwareGeek I mean, it kind of makes sense...if you want to take full advantage of the system you're going to have to peg the CPU and lock everything else up I.e. make 'slow' code...
-
Shyam: Yes; I can transfer you to a member of my supervisor. One moment, please.
-
-
I prefer a white with my popcorn.
-
-
@Frank said:
This is a logical copy of the status file load step which once preceeded the Refresh. It mostly looks for string literals and assings the stauts date to the appropriate column on the milestones table. It is suffering from the same upset that other [REDACTED] file consumer are experiencing.
(Copy-pasta from an email that was recently unearthed for the purpose fixing something. This context has nothing to do with the context of the quote, so I felt the disclaimer was allowed).
-
@Lorne-Kates said:
People aren't beating down your door to pay you thousands of dollars to touch their charkra
-
@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Lorne-Kates said:
People aren't beating down your door to pay you thousands of dollars to touch their charkra
No, it's @Lorne-Kates who pays people thousands of dollars to have his chakras touched.
Then he murders them and takes the money back.
Filed under: fuck you, touch my chakra