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@Bulb said in Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition:
rape gives them enough room to breed faster than they can be hunted
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@Carnage I don't know who named that plant after a violent sexual assault, but it is rather fitting for quite a few reasons.
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@Bulb said in Quotes Out of Context:
I don't know who named that plant after a violent sexual assault
See the original thread.
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@PleegWat is trying to explain to his dog how wooden sticks work:
throw
impliescatch
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Bulb said in Quotes Out of Context:
I don't know who named that plant after a violent sexual assault
See the original thread.
I don't care what the thread looked like, that's wrong.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Status: Pondering who I might want to solicit
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Status: Pondering who I might want to solicit
It's a choice that gets harder and harder as time comes along!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
gets harder and harder as time comes along
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Yet again TMI from @Tsaukpaetra:
Status: Yes.... continue....
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@Tsaukpaetra wrote:
I also too fucking long
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From Reddit:
I arrived at work hot, sweaty and in my lycra riding kit, which I might add is so tight you can tell what religion I am.
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: there are at least two different religions that match this description, and religion isn't even the only possibility.
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How can one Chandra be so Levy ?
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@da-Doctah said:
before I was born, starting in 1917.
You're much older than I thought. But when did you finish being born?
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@Tsaukpaetra's urologist said this about his kidney stone:
It will soon pass, guaranteed.
I wouldn't trust that guarantee, though.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra's urologist said this about his kidney stone:
It will soon pass, guaranteed.
I wouldn't trust that guarantee, though.
It will pass. Guaranteed. Whether that be a stone, a set of stones, or something else, it will soon pass. It must!
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@Tsaukpaetra Not if Gandalf has anything to say about it.
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra Not if Gandalf has anything to say about it.
Gandalf has no power here!
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@PotatoEngineer discusses his social life:
I have played with a girl
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra Not if Gandalf has anything to say about it.
Gandalf has no power here!
Careful dude. My cousin said that one time. The next day, Gandalfed.
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@Tsaukpaetra had some problems with the robot gf:
I got in before it went down.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra had some problems with the robot gf:
I got in before it went down.
And that's why you shouldn't place the power switch in the same location as the clitoris, that's just bad robot design.
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra had some problems with the robot gf:
I got in before it went down.
And that's why you shouldn't place the power switch in the same location as the clitoris, that's just bad robot design.
Filed under: Chobits - Chii
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
Filed under: Chobits - Chii
Hang 'em all, and let @DogsB sort them out.
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@dkf follows @Polygeekery's advice:
Fixing things properly will need an axe and a jerry can of petrol.
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@HardwareGeek is a bit expansive with the definition of consent:
I have a "meaningful relationship" with the .
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@Bulb has a great experience with the pills he purchased over the internet:
though it's a lot harder in practice than the marketing makes it sound.
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@cheong is a bit expansive with the definition of consent:
I tried to grab her legs
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Hotel @Gustav does not permit lifestyle parties:
there's no room for error
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
Hotel @Gustav does not permit lifestyle parties:
there's no room for error
There's always room for error!
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
Hotel @Gustav does not permit lifestyle parties:
there's no room for error
There's always room for error!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
Hotel @Gustav does not permit lifestyle parties:
there's no room for error
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@Atazhaia still has a few doubts:
I thought size mattered, it apparently does not.
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@Zecc overshares about the types of chat rooms he visits:
I do alright typing and using my touchpad using my non-dominant hand only.
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Somewhere back in time, @Tsaukpaetra said:
WTF is he doing at 10:50?! Masturbating?!?!
Not sure how that's a worse time for it than any other.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
Somewhere back in time, @Tsaukpaetra said:
WTF is he doing at 10:50?! Masturbating?!?!
Not sure how that's a worse time for it than any other.
Its wank’o’clock somewhere
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
Somewhere back in time, @Tsaukpaetra said:
WTF is he doing at 10:50?! Masturbating?!?!
Not sure how that's a worse time for it than any other.
Had it been said about @Tsaukpaetra, then I would have said yes.
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@Tsaukpaetra nightmare juice.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra nightmare juice.
https://i.imgur.com/H2rKq8S.jpeg
https://imgur.com/gallery/RgsJnxTKeep looking down the hole, I'm sure it gets better!
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@Tsaukpaetra is unsure of his aim for the big event:
coming at the woodwork.... 😫
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@Bulb tells us what a gentleman should do when his wife is trying a dress:
warn if it looks like it might not fit.
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@boomzilla admits that we're all @boomzilla:
I imagine people
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I didn't know John Lennon was also @boomzilla.
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@Tsaukpaetra provides more :
It varies in height and width depending on expansion state
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Also, @Tsaukpaetra describes Karen:
the entitlement ass
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@dkf explains how he ended up in a very awkward meeting with HR:
I used to do it occasionally at work
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