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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
It might not be long, but in the right hands it's a deadly weapon
That what she said.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
It might not be long, but in the right hands it's a deadly weapon
That what she said.
thread is
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@dkf + NodeBB icons said:
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@error, of all people, said:
I've never actually tried.
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#include <error/limits.h>
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@dcon finds it difficult not to kink-shame sometimes:
if I could just get him to stop licking my feet...
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dcon finds it difficult not to kink-shame sometimes:
if I could just get him to stop licking my feet...
It's fine if they want to lick my feet. The problem is when they won't stop licking their own... 👅
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dcon finds it difficult not to kink-shame sometimes:
if I could just get him to stop licking my feet...
A swift application of the reflex hammer might take care of that.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
A swift application of the reflex hammer might take care of that.
Is there a non-Apple alternative?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
A swift application of the reflex hammer might take care of that.
Is there a non-Apple alternative?
There was, but Google’s fork turned into a spoon and then they killed it.
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This site's demographic may be a tiiiiny little bit biased.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
This site's demographic may be a tiiiiny little bit biased.
Yeah, it’s rather:
I don't like
running
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said:
Sega needs to get back in
What are you doing, step-console?
You're not my real platform.
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I think @djls45 is but I am not sure...
put it where it can vibrate your skull
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PotatoEngineer doesn't do cardio:
I don't like running
Don't we all?
I had to get up at 5:30 in order to attend an 8:45 work meeting, and I had the choice to jog for ~3 minutes or drive for <30 seconds, and I chose to run.
Also, it's ~15°F (and 0% hum). No wind, though, so that's a (minor) plus.
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@izzion uses a weird trick to be excused from Zoom meetings:
I'm working naked.
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@Tsaukpaetra goes to extreme lengths for NSFW content:
@Zecc yeah, I just viewed source for the naked link.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra goes to extreme lengths for NSFW content:
@Zecc yeah, I just viewed source for the naked link.
The harder you work on something the better the payoff? 😇
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
The harder you work on something the better the payoff? 😇
Seems rather the opposite from what you've told us what you do
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
The harder you work on something the better the payoff? 😇
Seems rather the opposite from what you've told us what you do
All work and no p
lay makesJack@Tsaukpaetra a dull boy.
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@Gąska said:
potato isn't gay.
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@Atazhaia said :
I could finger a few of them
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@hungrier said:
it would be animal cruelty to expose cats to Javascript
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@Zerosquare I had a coworker who exposed JS devs to Cats. Wasn't pretty either.
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Before clicking, I thought you mean the musical movie. The "wasn't pretty either" part worked just as well.
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@Zerosquare I thought it was going to be something about all my bases.
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@error posted a meme:
snatching it straight from Santa's sack.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare I had a coworker who exposed JS devs to Cats. Wasn't pretty either.
The immediately¹ reminded me of the Category Theory lectures and Prof. Pultr's classification of proofs to “trivial” (read: how the hell did you get an idea to use this step) and “trivially trivial” (read: it kinda makes sense to use this if you know already, but I would never think of it myself). I really don't remember anything from that (well, it's been what, 18 years?), but it was kinda fun.
¹ That is before I read that the name is indeed meant as abbreviation of “categories”
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@sloosecannon discovers the power of Viagra:
Oh that's fantastic. Honestly I'm impressed it's even still up.
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@hungrier found @sloosecannon's stash:
It's just hard
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@Jaloopa is tired of old X-rated movies clichés and prefers newer stuff:
I am not a fucking plumber
I'm in a polyamarous relationship with my pet dogs
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@acrow might be blaming his partner for his own problems?
Every pipe goes somewhere. Maybe the problem is at the other end?
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@error said:
Damn my avatar is hot.
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@topspin is simply not yet depraved enough.
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@remi likes butt stuff:
what matters is A, not V
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@Karla said :
I actually blow it out frequently
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@dkf has a disappointing sexual encouter:
that's really not very far in
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@error has a new, or maybe not so new, job:
I'm soliciting
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Sometimes you can quote an entire post and let people wonder.
when I first gone mine my wife sewed a fleece sleeve for the tube. That really helped but it was a major PITA to put it on. I haven't bothered with it for years. I've learned to bring the tube in under the covers with me to let my body heat keep it from getting too cold.
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@Tsaukpaetra is almost in BJ range:
the unit is two inches away from my head
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@loopback0 is on the cocaine again:
It's easy to find the white line
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
WHY IS THIS SO HARD
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall said:
WHY IS THIS SO HARD
Puberty is a confusing time.
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@TheCPUWizard said:
It is hard (trust me, I know)
I didn't wanna know, and don't t(h)rust so close to me