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@Zerosquare At least it's not a trout. My brother tried feeling one of those. The trout decided to try biting back instead.
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@Zecc overshared:
I'm typing this one-handed
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@HardwareGeek
I always think @Tsaukpaetra makes most of his posts single handed ...
with that fugly one lined mobile keyboard
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek
I always think @Tsaukpaetra makes most of his posts single handed ...
with that fugly one lined mobile keyboardLibel! When in landscape I'm forced to double-fist it!
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@Luhmann What's wrong about having an ally?
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@Zecc
Just keep it in the ally thank you
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@hungrier said:
The relevant part that reminded me is somewhere in the buttplug
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@Carnage said :
has been shown to lead to D insufficiency.
As does being dark skinnedI had heard the opposite
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@Karla said:
As fun as this is, I can't keep up.
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
As fun as this is, I can't keep up.
Heh, I thought you were going to comment on my familiarity with @Carnage 's QOOC.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage said :
has been shown to lead to D insufficiency.
As does being dark skinnedI had heard the opposite
I was wondering when someone would pick that up. 😁
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@Gąska doesn't settle for subpar performance:
it better be very good at masturbating
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Reading @error's posts, I got the impression it was rather "many-to-many".
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@remi said:
I hope that I wouldn't have that problem, my wife
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@Zecc Skipping the too obvious, I approve .
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Since @remi kindly asked to be featured in this thread:
the louder I am, the more likely she is to come
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@apapadimoulis said:
I will make up the rules as I go along
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The motto of true software developers.
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@DogsB said :
fuck me a table
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@JBert said :
back-and-fro
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@HardwareGeek said :
A big RAM holds the on/off state
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@Polygeekery is learning how to become a politician:
be a lot of [...] stuff [...] at once.
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@izzion well.....that was unexpected.
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@Karla said:
I mean, it probably is pretty normal for people to not want pets that can kill them.
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@error is busy experimenting:
sometimes the marble fails to wake up the hamster
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error is busy experimenting:
sometimes the marble fails to wake up the hamster
You think constructing Rube-Goldberg machines is easy? It's not, it's hard work.
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Fortunately, accurate emulation of business processes exists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJbEDlDDVVc
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage said:
you might as well stretch it a bit more I guess
2 1 ? Maybe more?
On a related note, it's amusing when a woman that has been asking to be fucked in the ass grabs it for the first time and says "You're not putting that thing in my ass!”
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@DogsB expresses his tentacle fetish:
Keep the Chuthulu gags coming. They're cheering me up.
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@bobjanova admitted sleeping on the job:
Hibernate at work
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@Watson is fortunate we don't kink-shame:
I'm just picturing Goethe doing linear algebra.
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@gordonjcp said:
I need to do a lot of work on wet sticky
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@Gąska said:
the Fuhrer entered the Mother
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@dcon uses the same criteria as @Tsaukpaetra when evaluating sexual partners:
non-obese people
Fuck.
under 40
Fuck.
with no health problems
Fuck.
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Almost everything @Tsaukpaetra has ever said:
Doesn't need to be that big. Mine is the size of a small loaf of bread and I'm quite satisfied.
Well, with headphones in.
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@dcon needs a cigarette:
going down multiple sessions going back/forth/inside the 2
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You learn something new everyday thanks to @error's extensive knowledge:
if a Muslim assassin cowboy is the bride in a same-sex marriage, he will suffocate
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And @Carnage is posting from the lifestyle party:
getting my ass into gear
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
And @Carnage is posting from the lifestyle party:
getting my ass into gear
Not that I care but former the future there's a LooC thread, others may be more sensitive about lounge leaking.
Also,