Quotes Out of Context
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said:
Someone apparently disagrees you need to flush
California Drought thread is
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
nowadays the computer just fucks itself
Damnfucking automation!
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@Gąska said:
C++ programmers aren't masochists.
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@Zerosquare Sadists, the lot of them!
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Sadism and masochism are not mutually exclusive. Just ask @error
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@Zecc said:
it was one of those (...) thingies1, which makes it extra hard.
1 Vaccumed once.
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Transformer out of context:
Wolverine was surprised to find out Spider-Man was Spider-Man
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I suppose I'll just have to suck it.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I suppose I'll just have to suck it.
Kinda need something to suck right now, stress of waiting is real, yo!
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@Ashlee said:
what's with all the black Santas?!
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Wikipedia said (via Blakeyrat):
she was too costly to please Alexander Hamilton, too expensive to operate to please General Benjamin Lincoln, and too slow to please her Master, Captain John Foster Williams. They sold her in October 1792 and replaced her the following spring with a smaller, livelier
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
Transformer out of context:
Wolverine was surprised to find out Spider-Man was Spider-Man
spider-man_pointing_at_spider-man.avi
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@dkf said:
I was not aware that mammalian excrement had a significant radio signature.
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@Tsaukpaetra previously quoted @hungrier:
I think it should jiggle
Make it longer:
@hungrier said:
I think it should jiggle like Ben's Mast
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From Reddit:
Anyone need help being safe while playing alone?
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@Karla said:
without all that silly protection.
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Transformer out of context:
The recent death of Bitcoin's main developer, Satoshi Nakamoto, has only contributed to the more severe stigma attached to Bitcoin's currency. The FBI raided Nakamoto's former home in January, and it's been speculated that he has moved on to another career—we're assuming it has something to do with Bitcoin.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
TIL you can force-fuck
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@boomzilla said:
I kind of thought
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@dcon said:
I remember having a tiny one
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Choose your weapons wisely when battling @anonymous234:
I wouldn't be defeated by a bag of ravioli.
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@Zerosquare However, that would be a wise choice, as, despite his determination, he was defeated by it.
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
my students regularly turn on
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DDGing "Greta Thunberg" to check how it's spellt, I've learned her second name is Tintin.
But the reason I'm posting this in this thread (as line-wrapped in my browser):
At home, Thunberg convinced her parents to adopt several lifestyle choices to reduce their own carbon footprint, including giving up air
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
giving up air
But what about the breatharians? They'll STARVE without that air!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
giving up air
But what about the breatharians? They'll STARVE without that air!
I for one will admit to being an oxygen addict. I tried giving it up but the withdrawal symptoms were intolerable and I went back to my breathing habit.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
Greta Thunberg
lifestyle
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
one of them is going to actually cook shit
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Found on Genius.com:
could be referencing Ronald McDonald, who is, in fact, a clown.
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@Victor-Borge said:
Must have been fertilized real well he's real tall...
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
almost never will someone else's [censored -bz] rub up against mine
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
[censored -bz]
Hmmm, I've seen the originally quoted post and it looks nothing like this one...
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@JBert
Some posts have to be censored, even in the QOOC thread
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@Mason_Wheeler said:
The way we generally do it is, if one of us suggests something and the other says no, they should offer two other alternatives to choose from. It's worked pretty well for my wife and I so far!
I'm glad for you.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@JBert
Some posts have to be censored, even in the QOOC threadbut was it the real boomzilla what censored this one? or are you doing it as an alt?
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@Vixen
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@Mason_Wheeler said:
This calculation can basically be thought of as the probability of getting head
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
I feel for the prong
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@HardwareGeek baited:
the back end is probably appropriate
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Sometimes I'm beating my wife or kids. Or whatever strikes my fancy.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
Sometimes I'm beating my wife or kids. Or whatever strikes my fancy.
Damn you, I just got here for this.
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