Quotes Out of Context
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@gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
Found on Reddit:
Pretty sure it won't do damage after penetrating 4 people.
Where's the ? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering !
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Amber O'Malley:
That made me want to tear his clothes off right there on the sidewalk.
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they announced they were resetting people
I don't need Ctrl+Alt, but there are a few I'd like to Del.
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I never actually lived in a building...
Do I have to moan every time?
We're gonna run forward and get this wall's attention.
Ohmyagawd, how many kids do I have alive?
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@boomzilla said:
Does your ass hurt much from puling "100 square kilometers" from it?
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
Does your ass hurt much from puling "100 square kilometers" from it?
Is this about skin reduction surgery after massive weight loss?
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@carnage said:
But at least people are not asking me to create a facebook operating system office suite in PHP anymore.
Not funny when out of context. Just something nice to quote in my opinion.
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Is that M. Bison?
Jake! Turn around and have sex!
it looks like someone skinned Jackie Chan and crammed themselves into the skin...
That corpse is just in like the worst possible place.
If I had blood I'd come after you so bad!
Three more minutes, then you get to have sex with Mack.
This guy's just protecting the Shit out of that tree.
Well, if we keep this up, there'll be a time paradox, so let's just get on with it.
We're gonna have Lumberjill sex? WAYOOOO!
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as if he was explaining to a diabetic child for the fifth time that he's not allowed to drink jam.
making a face stupid people make when their mothers drink during pregnancy
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if that entire fight he thought he was playing laser tag.
wasn't aiming for his conscience, but he hit it and knocked it out.
It actually blurred the line between disqualification and felony assault, which should have been impossible in the middle of something called a "fight."
It was a stalemate, like a Democratic Congress trying to get to third base with a Mormon horse--nobody is going to be doing anything to anyone until someone decides to throw ethics out the window.
He's of the school of thought where if you get caught stabbing a hooker, you might as well steal her wallet and tell the police that her meth is yours.
If you're familiar with the skeletal structure of the Polynesian people, then you know that's fucking crazy.
The automotive industry uses Hawaiian bones to test high-speed impacts because they're cheaper than titanium, and that's why every Ford Escape is haunted.
It was such a terrible injustice against faces that Bono's orbital bone wrote a song about it.
That's the kind of thing that makes Satan shuffle the papers on his desk and say, "Shit, I don't even think I have a form for that."
if your opponent's Plan A was poking your eyes out and they outlaw that, his backup plan is your balls.
It was a celebrity footjob that the executives at Tinactin wish they would have thought of first.
Gary punched it. He squeezed it. He told the cops it fell down the stairs.
finding more uses for a human dick than I did during two years of puberty. And I grew up on a farm.
turning a man's junk into cube steak was technically allowed
The referee practically had a nervous breakdown as he struggled against his instincts to stop this inhuman basket strangling.
no one could agree on the proper social etiquette for watching a man legally kill a penis.
had to buy a second home to store his collection of 155-pound corpse trophies.
he poured over Hirota like a bucket of wet manslaughter.
It was so easy for him that he got bored. He was beating Hirota with all the enthusiasm of a receptionist hitting reload on her Twitter feed. I've seen people more excited about their sleeping pill overdose.
It's like giant balls, but more institutionalized.
snapped into a vaguely arm-shaped sack of bone splinters.
turns the fight into a Failblog skater video
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
Does your ass hurt much from puling "100 square kilometers" from it?
Reminds me of this:
http://widelec.org/foto/26-02-09-nienawisc_boli.jpg
Translation of poster
Faggot!
I hear it everyday
Hate hurts
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
You know, I find it more fun if they're quotes from this forum and if they actually turn into something else by removing / twisting their original context.
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@gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
Does your ass hurt much from puling "100 square kilometers" from it?
Reminds me of this:
http://widelec.org/foto/26-02-09-nienawisc_boli.jpg
Translation of poster
Faggot!
I hear it everyday
Hate hurts
What does the white sticker on it say?
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@jbert "does your ass hurt?"
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@gąska
Remind me not to wear the T-shirt that says 'just pedal' in you neck of the woods
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@gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
Does your ass hurt much from puling "100 square kilometers" from it?
Reminds me of this:
http://widelec.org/foto/26-02-09-nienawisc_boli.jpg
Translation of poster
Faggot!
I hear it everyday
Hate hurts
...there are a significantly larger number of words to words in your translation...
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Hey universe, fuck you.
It's fine and it's going to stay on my toe forever!
Our room isn't a public walkway.
... twitch ...I want paralytic cunnilingus.
Daphne, you've got that 'co-ed bisexual experimentation' thing going on, and that... that's just really great. But you don't have hormonal imperative driving your need to check out the goods.
(At the risk of context, let's just say that Math is on par with Happosai from Ranma 1/2... and I don't just mean his martial arts skill.)
This meeting is boring, I can deal. Do that thing with my bra.
Filed Under: Oh, like you wouldn't!
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@tsaukpaetra said:
my clothes have been getting extra sticky
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Testimonial on Medium's About page:
pseudo thought-leaders, Medium is the one place
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"My, what a noble beast that warrior is riding!"
Ainz wondered if he should be proud. He knew he should: Everyone was saying what a splendid magical beast the Wise King of the Forest was. But Ainz felt like he was on some kind of sketchy game show. The closest thing he could think of was if an older dude was riding a merry-go-round with no girlfriend or family, looking straight ahead and deadly serious.
Fine, you can have some context. The next paragraph:
Knowing how to ride a horse was no help at all. The hamster's shape was entirely different, so Ainz had his butt stuck out and his legs spread wide. If he didn't assume perfect gymnastics vaulting form, he couldn't keep the balance.
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@tsaukpaetra said :
I'll make you come, Robin!
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this is not the skynet I was expecting.
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Thank you. I somehow had tomatoes on my eyes. English is not my strength.
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@dcon said :
I just get rejected without being told why
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@masonwheeler said:
Even the largest ones aren't that big, at least not in the USA.
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Now that you mention it...
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At least the chairs are really good for what we're using them for. A lot better than what we had before, both in terms of robustness and comfort…
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@polygeekery said
Marketing wank.
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@boomzilla said
I agree.
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@weng said:
Huh. I didn't even SEE that one.
@jazzyjosh said:
It's super tiny apparently.
Filed under: And you know what they say about people with super tiny...
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The point is not about the goddamn dwarves.
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@gąska said in NPM 5.7 recursively changing ownership of system directories when using sudo npm -g:
Your boring ass is another man's treasure.
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@bb36e flagged for context!
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@the_quiet_one said:
debating about whether addition should be legal
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@topspin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
If I was bored I could totally scaffold something I would find comfortable using
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@scarlet_manuka said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
If I was bored I could totally scaffold something I would find comfortable using
Losing (context) is fun!
Filed under triple entendre!
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@blakeyrat said:
Looks pretty good.
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Size
: well, it doesn't really matter.
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@sebastian-galczynski said:
If there's no dog, the return value is false
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@lucas1 said
I literally into like a merge robot while doing it.
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@tsaukpaetra said:
I can't sit on my ass because of how sore it is.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
I can't sit on my ass because of how sore it is.
that's the part you wanted quoted? Well I suppose I can't complain...
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@tsaukpaetra said:
You know, I wasn't intentionally thinking
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
You know, I wasn't intentionally thinking
I blame the current virus problem I'm dealing with. My immune system has been really low performance lately....
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
My immune system has been really low performance lately....
Did you try turning it off and on again ?
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra wrote:
I want my cheeks to be as cheap as possible
It helps me venting frustrations if it doesn't cost very much.
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Haven't you ever heard of oral sex?
It's not just about people shouting "fuck you" at each other.