Quotes Out of Context
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<DJ_Dichotomy> I'd rather fuck Dragnslcr's brain
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@dragnslcr said in Quotes Out of Context:
<DJ_Dichotomy> I'd rather fuck Dragnslcr's brain
Still not sure if he has an account here...
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@tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dragnslcr said in Quotes Out of Context:
<DJ_Dichotomy> I'd rather fuck Dragnslcr's brain
Still not sure if he has an account here...
He said he doesn't, which is why I couldn't properly attribute the quote.
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@hungrier said:
@anotherusername Have you considered brushing it with a tongue-shaped piece of plastic?
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@jaloopa said:
Has anyone done chitty chitty bang bang in the ass?
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You can add a breakpoint at your
currentMasturbation
@zecc :
Filed under: things I did not expect to read today
Didn't even get to the point where the color of my spheres mattered any...
I've never tried to debug an orgasm before...
Yeah, if someone posted the same thing on Reddit it would be 30 pages of the exact same dick joke and lol sex
thinking about baseball turns you on? Is it all those men in tight trousers?
That is not the right
TOY
for use incurrentMasturbation
to increase myORGASM_QUANTITY
and myORGASM_QUALITY
. But after thatPORN_BOOLEAN
, a good lager can be appropriate.
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OH COME ON! YOU SNIPPED THE BEST PART!
The Circumcision flamewar thread is... well, in just about every forum on the Web, apparently. I'm sure we have one here somewhere.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
The Circumcision flamewar thread is... well, in just about every forum on the Web, apparently. I'm sure we have one here somewhere.
Yeah, I recall at least one brief one in the Garage.
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Why do you have barbed wire on your legs? What a silly, silly sausage!
Well, fuck me in my doodle spot.
Is that an invitation? I mean, I would, but I'm in the middle of something.
Filthy little blue tit.
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Yeah, I recall at least one
briefshort one in the Garage.GTFY
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I love the smell of thinly-sliced pig murder in the morning.
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all the flood will teach you is what eating a power source larger than your head feels like. Then you’re no longer an evil overlord, just a sun-baked jerky stick.
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Is 2017 the year people forgot how a vagina works?
Filed Under: Now we need to define "Lubar's Law".
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Literal Hitler Squared didn't foreclose on my house, so I'm gonna say yes.
That all looks like an electric cat barfed on the screen.
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@dkf:
Stop bringing facts to a TDWTF discussion! :p
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I'm pretty sure you could do that before given enough psychedelic drugs, but it didn't seem to catch on.
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You're going to ask me to fuck that lizard, aren't you?
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Gotta get back in time...
Those are zombies, by the way. With faces of Rugrats fan art, I think.
Every year, at least three thousand zombies are shot mercilessly in the head by their owners. Please, give whatever you can, and make a little zombie's dream come true of not getting shot in the head.
That was Slave Tetris!
You are now an orange square, the most difficult of shapes and colors...
I guess this is where the "beating all of the blood out of the woman's head" bit comes in.
It's a game of a man, with a gun, in a car. He's a gangster.
Ass, big tits, it's got everything a modern gamer wants!
That is the best worst thing I've ever seen!
I love islands, I love quests, and I daresay I get wild every once in a while.
Many fruits! And stages!
What? "Many have be failed before rescue"?
They're gonna hinder it, and then do some stuff, but they took control with an iron fist, some people did.
This game has everything. Here, we have the Ministry of Silly Walks...
:cleese_twit.gif:
It's set in Nova Scotia, so you know you're in for an exciting time.
I'm not sure that a gray platform with a completely solid black background even be classified as an 'environment', never mind a beautiful one.
It's a game that's built around glitches, which is not good game design...
It's... a slideshow, apparently.
I would not let a child, adult, or family pet near that fucking thing. It looks like it would interfere with their bum.
Because you can just whack 'Simulator' on any old game these days...
I often feel that if there's one thing that Steam needs more of, it's zombie games. There's just not enough of them.
I might just shit myself. Outta me butt!
No! No, you! No! No! I abs-olut-ely refuse to accept that another one of these fucking things is happening again! Fucking shit! Bollocks to it! Wankers! pause So, goody-goody gumdrops...
It's very meta.
Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, "is this memes"? The answer is no, this is not memes. This, friends, this is oblivion.
It uses physics to allegedly hilarious effect...
all from the perspective of a little girl, a little pigtailed elementary school girl who head-butts things and is surrounded by naked men... Fucking what?
I'm up for urinating on people!
Thing from The Addams Family gained the power of flight, and decided to use that power for domestic terrorism?
Don't go terrorizing the strip club, it's one of the last few bastions we've got!
On a totally unrelated note, who wants to set fire to their face today?
Why would Steam step in and stop something? Let's not be fucking stupid, here. So, let's sit back and enjoy our Russian trailer for Wrath of the fucking Lich King, here on Steam Greenlight.
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Me, in the office:
I like the ones with the brown bottoms.
Realized afterward it'd make a good game of "Guess the context".
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Me, in the office:
I like the ones with the brown bottoms.
Realized afterward it'd make a good game of "Guess the context".
I'm going to assume the context was "Tan lines: Yes or no?"
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
I'm going to assume the context was "Tan lines: Yes or no?
Nope! (Probably won't reply to every guess after this one but will reply to a correct guess. :))
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@ben_lubar said:
Liberals are terrible
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@accalia said:
and that's if i go for the good wood to mount
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Nope!
I'm going to continue to assume that was the context, anyway. The actual context is irrelevant to lulz. :P
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@heterodox posted a click-bait headline:
one freaking major twist each season which will blow your mind
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one freaking major twist each season which will blow
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@maciejasjmj said:
I can do the former and almost do the latter with my left hand.
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I did not overdo the Jim Sterling quotes! I did not! pause Oh, hi, @ben_lubar...
He's like Serious Sam with hemorrhoids!
That's a breach of the Masquerade! I will, but only if you first admit that you're a vampire, mate!
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@ben_lubar I sort of just picked a name at random to fill out the reference.
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@scholrlea
Pretty sure that @mikeTheLiar and @darkmatter are the designated references in that case. Or @by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no.Or @trust-level-3
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@izzion I didn't think of that. Dammit, and this is one case where @mikeTheLiar would have fit the meme pretty well! OR... @MarkMatter, perhaps?
Filed Under:though @mark_bowytz would have been even better.
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most people who know me in real life would not trust someone like me
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Stop that ya great scaly oaf! Ah am not a hat!
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
Stop that ya great scaly oaf! Ah am not a hat!
Ah, good ol' Strings. Such a hoot!
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@mott555 said a while ago:
Does urine even go stale?
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Well the lumping is from @boomzilla IIRC
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@hardwaregeek said :
I have no clean underwear
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Me, in the office:
I like the ones with the brown bottoms.
Realized afterward it'd make a good game of "Guess the context".
I'm going to assume the context was "Tan lines: Yes or no?"
I was thinking something more along the lines of a skidstain contest.
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hardwaregeek said :
I have no clean underwear
And now we know why!
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hardwaregeek said :
I have no clean underwear
And now we know why!
Ew! My near-OCD approach to personal hygiene says, NO!
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@hardwaregeek said:
Ew! My near-OCD approach to personal hygiene says, NO!
The worst thing about posting in the Quotes Out of Context thread is then when you get mentioned in the Quotes Out of Context thread you're not sure whether they're quoting you out of context or just replying to your post there. :/
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@luhmann hey, that was my joke -- give it back!
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Goose Girl:
GOING MENTAL IS A POWER!
Filed Under: That maybe too much context for all three of the other people here who know the source.
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An incredibly spoiled rich kid who was no longer quite so incredibly rich but still incredibly spoiled:
I was adding ‘instant coffee’ to my list of oxymorons. At least it was brown, and fluid, and sugar dissolved in it. Although I suspected the same could be said of motor oil.
I didn’t realize that the Grape Nuts weren’t grapes or nuts, but something that seemed to be made from processed quarry leavings.
The less said about Janet’s faux-meatloaf, the better.
I mean, what was the point in stocking all these different kinds of ‘generic red pasta sauce’ when it was obvious that there were tastier choices just four feet over in the aisle? And why were people buying this bottled glop instead of having it cooked up fresh the way it ought to be done? The way everyone else treated the shelf stocking as normal told me something ugly and disgusting about the way grocery shopping worked in the real world.
A gallon container of cheap chablis in a cardboard box? Pardon me while I vomit unobtrusively.
I thought that at Chilton they just picked up the cooks who were so bad they’d been fired from the public schools.
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
An incredibly spoiled rich kid who was no longer quite so incredibly rich but still incredibly spoiled:
He may be incredibly spoiled, but some of those observations are spot-on.
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@hardwaregeek I can't disagree, really.
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Are you assuming the little fact's gender?
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I was adding ‘instant coffee’ to my list of oxymorons. At least it was brown, and fluid, and sugar dissolved in it. Although I suspected the same could be said of motor oil.
He'd be wrong, then. Sugar won't dissolve in oil.