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Ironically the black woman's nasal tip rotation fit within the ideal.
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@atazhaia said:
This led to him being chased down the street by an angry naked guy with a hardon.
Don't you just hate when that happens?
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Mobile Safari--because every era needs it's IE6.
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@accalia said:
i'm morbidly fascinating
Yes, indeed! :P
@TwelveBaud said:
I am almost entirely unobjectionable
Objection, your Honor! Assumes facts not in evidence.
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Next, notice that the second table shows password hashes stored with the addition of assault.
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@onyx said:
I felt that it fit
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I'm thinking Cave - as in, this was made in one.
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@Hunter said:
You can't share a bed in Minecraft!
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There may be little daylight between the temptation of learning a weird trick at the behest of a sketchy mail-order outfit and the provocative headlines of mainstream news outlets like BuzzFeed, the Huffington Post, orâindeed!âSlate.
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@accalia said :
I'm spreading wider and wider
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Can we just get out of this... this... GOD DAMN IT, WHY AM I IN ANOTHER SEX DUNGEON?!?
I will miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here.
She does know a thing or two about fisting...
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@scholrlea and that was the first (but definitely not last) time that you asked @Perverted_Vixen to DM...
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@ben_lubar said:
I was trying to mount a raptor in a no-mount zone
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You look like the oasis to some very, very thirsty travelers.
That metaphor makes me uncomfortable...
You know, this really reminds me of back home. Remember when I used to trick you into doing things for me that would jeopardize your future and well-being? tee hee!
When I get back, I'm going to shove my fist so far up your ass that everyone is going to think, "Wow, that is the whiniest puppet I've ever seen"!
A long time ago, you guys pushed your morality out the side of a car onto a busy street, didn't you?
Stop being a pussy and come blow up private property with us.
Can you do me a solid and go fuck yourself?!?
You should listen to the girl with the butt, she seems smart. Don't listen to the boob girl, she seems disrespectful.
Yep, I have lost control of my life.
Uh, quick question, guys. After you come down from being redonkulously high, does your mouth normally taste like paint?
You can't tell my murder-boner what to do!
Oh my God, you guys are dressing an elephant?
Here I stand, armless, friendless, and homeless, but not talking-dog-best-friend-less!
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I CAN SMELL THE COSMOS!!!
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This depiction of a sodomised cow is not illigal in germany, because it is a work of art and so it is even protected by german law.
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@zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
This depiction of a sodomised cow is not illigal in germany, because it is a work of art and so it is even protected by german law.
Interesting. Would an artistic video of actual cow sodomy be treated similarly?
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@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
Can we just get out of this... this... GOD DAMN IT, WHY AM I IN ANOTHER SEX DUNGEON?!?
I will miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here.
She does know a thing or two about fisting...
daaaaang. sounds like someone had a really good time.....
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@zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
This depiction of a sodomised cow is not illigal in germany, because it is a work of art and so it is even protected by german law.
I thought it was a đ though?
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
I thought it was a đ though?
Are you assuming the animals type, make and model?
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Most of the time, cats are obviously a solid. But sometimes, they appear like a liquid,
and they readily sublime, behaving like a gas.
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@perverted_vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:
Can we just get out of this... this... GOD DAMN IT, WHY AM I IN ANOTHER SEX DUNGEON?!?
I will miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here.
She does know a thing or two about fisting...
daaaaang. sounds like someone had a really good time.....
Actually, considering the source, and it's subsequent Abridgement, I would say quite a few people did, but the ones saying those things were not among them. Context, for those who are some wrong minded as to want it, can be found elsewhere.
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
Most of the time, cats are obviously a solid. But sometimes, they appear like a liquid,
and they readily sublime, behaving like a gas.PHYSICS PRIZE [FRANCE, SINGAPORE, USA] â Marc-Antoine Fardin, for using fluid dynamics to probe the question "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?"
http://www.rheology.org/sor/publications/rheology_b/RB2014Jul.pdf
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I'm not a complete puritan
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Are you on quantum crack?
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I wonder what @dkf has spotted to elicit this reaction, because in most cases I'd consider this a good thing!
it's top is coming off⌠:(
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Someone should stimulate some sense into you then
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@atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
I wonder what @dkf has spotted to elicit this reaction, because in most cases I'd consider this a good thing!
it's top is coming off⌠:(
If its top comes off, things will get all messy. Everyone knows that.
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
Someone should stimulate some sense into you then
I've never heard of fucking someone's brains in before. It's so crazy it just might work!
Filed Under: Fucking with your mind until you come to your senses.
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turd is the new vomit.
Filed Under: Seaman Staynes, go fetch for me my red shirt. <pause> And my brown pants.
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It would suck to have to keep waving it around
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@cartman82 said:
If they ... make me come the second time, next year I'll just pick someone else to do the exam.
Filed under: anti-
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a potential problem has been detected and cum has been disabled for your protection.
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Daniel Proctor held the pastry near his groin to make out
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My cat has gotten so many pets today.
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@xaade said:
Then I realized I wasn't pushing it all the way in
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@cartman82 said:
Paid 200 euros for "hand", which seems too much
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
Paid 200 euros for "hand", which seems too much
Yup, sounds like something @cartman82 would say.
Filed under: Seems legit
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Top View (Balls Facing Down)
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That animal in Jaguar's logo... is that a tiger or a puma?
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@tsaukpaetra said:
Huh, I can pull out,
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@potatoengineer said:
I did it in Boy Scouts a few times, and at Renaissance Faires a few times. Granted, this was a couple of decades ago, so maybe they've tightened up
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There are freaking wings coming out of my head! I get every right to over-react!
Pain has never felt so good!
I can't believe I'm saying this, but... GET THIS WOMAN OFF ME!
I have tentacles inside me!
HwaaHWahaahaa... I am a pretty princess of aluminum foil... HwaaHWahaahaa!
@dkf said:
Nothing quite like a loss of power to encourage people to leave.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@cartman82 said:
If they ... make me come the second time, next year I'll just pick someone else to do the exam.
Filed under: anti-
What kind of exam, I wonder... prostate? Sperm count?
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
Sperm count
That would require some kind of
Yes, but if they made him come a second time it would raise the question of why. Was the first sample lost? contaminated somehow? insufficiently large?
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@weng said:
It is a 50ftx30ft building full of lubricants and penis extensions.
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@hardwaregeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@weng said:
It is a 50ftx30ft building full of lubricants and penis extensions.
I would come to that...
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I am shitting in my pantaloons just thinking about it - all the edginess of it. It's a good job that there's no swearing as well, or I might just pull my own pussy off and wrap it around my head in excitement because of all the edge.
Filed Under: I am pretty sure that he does not have one of those, but I could be wrong