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@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
As for governmentbox, should work just fine.
Except for the fact that unsigned third-party applications are most likely verboten (or must be approved by IT and management with a request that's submitted in triplicate to each member of each team) on that machine.
No, I meant in regards to the emoji keyboard. It's standard-issue.
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Windows 10
So it's not a universal fix...
I have Win7.
But then @pie_flavor wasn't talking to you, he was talking about this post made by @Carnage
Mint on one box.
and a severely locked down gubbermint shitbox with windows 10.
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@Zerosquare said in WTF Bites:
@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
ćńóśźłąęż
Sounds like a normal Polish word
Zażółcił jaźń żółcią żółw.
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https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=auto&tl=en&text=Zażółcił jaźń żółcią żółw :
Yellow turtle turned yellow.
Sounds likes a typical bug report.
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@Zerosquare said in WTF Bites:
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Yellow turtle turned yellow.
Sounds likes a typical bug report.
Turtle painted (its) ego yellow with bile.
G translate sucks.
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I just got a meeting summons in Outlook that crashes outlook when I try to open it.
Great stuff really.
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You've got a perfect excuse for not attending.
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@Zerosquare said in WTF Bites:
You've got a perfect excuse for not attending.
My usual excuse is "I've got real work to do."
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How many character-typing keys with non-ASCII symbols do you see?
In my case, with this keyboard: nine.
«»@£§çǺª
Not sure if you consider all the accented vowels under this definition, since they require one more extra key.
@ is an ASCII symbol.
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@HardwareGeek said in WTF Bites:
@ is an ASCII symbol.
I realized that and I've edited my post.
I blame NodeBB for not refreshing or you would have seen that.
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
I trust it that this is too hard for you to come up with?
Why use a framework when we can all code everything our self
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@TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:
@levicki said in WTF Bites:
I trust it that this is too hard for you to come up with?
Why use a framework when we can all code everything our self
$> npm install --save pad-left
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@Vixen every time I see NPM, I can only think about what kind of moron you have to be to invent an "install" command in a package manager that by default does NOT install the dependency in the project.
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@Vixen every time I see NPM, I can only think about what kind of moron you have to be to invent an "install" command in a package manager that by default does NOT install the dependency in the project.
$> npm isntall -g uwu
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@levicki
Maybe we could call it the "doMyWorkForMeFramework"
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
support for ASN.1 parsing
But why?
@levicki said in WTF Bites:
they don't know Node.js and they still want to undertake that endeavor
I successfully completed a Node endeavor of my own, and don't see anything particularly hard about it (other than they released a bricked stable update on the very day I decided to try it for the first time. For fuck's sake, do they even have CI? Did they even test the update on any web app at all!?)
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@levicki
Maybe we could call it the "doMyWorkForMeFramework"D'Mywfmef for short.
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@loopback0
He's probably the only Pole in the village
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@Luhmann that would be very unlikely.
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
@Gąska no? What's your point? You can't push > with only one keypress either but nobody screams about that.
The point is that anyone writing function and variable names in any other language than English should be taken out back and shot, no questions asked. Either that, or you don't get to ask other developers to write code which is "readable".
Goddamn foreigners speaking in foreign. Everyone should speak English so I don't have to be confused.
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You do realize that English isn't Levicki's native language, right?
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@pie_flavor you realize @levicki is from south Europe? ( while writing.)
Also. Do you know how hard the grammar is in most other languages? Even when we put aside cultural colonialism, English would still be one of the best choices for code language due to how easy it is to chain nouns and adjectives without making it sound weird - and that greatly improves code completion experience. I had to write Polish code for college work, and it was absolutely awful. You think corporate Java has long identifiers? Try corporate Java in Polish.
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@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
@Gąska no? What's your point? You can't push > with only one keypress either but nobody screams about that.
The point is that anyone writing function and variable names in any other language than English should be taken out back and shot, no questions asked. Either that, or you don't get to ask other developers to write code which is "readable".
Goddamn foreigners speaking in foreign. Everyone should speak English so I don't have to be confused.
Ja, genau!
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@Rhywden yes, you.
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@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
@Gąska no? What's your point? You can't push > with only one keypress either but nobody screams about that.
The point is that anyone writing function and variable names in any other language than English should be taken out back and shot, no questions asked. Either that, or you don't get to ask other developers to write code which is "readable".
Goddamn foreigners speaking in foreign. Everyone should speak English so I don't have to be confused.
Ja, genau!
uhh.....
bless you?
-offers tissue-
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@pie_flavor you realize @levicki is from south Europe? ( while writing.)
Also. Do you know how hard the grammar is in most other languages? Even when we put aside cultural colonialism, English would still be one of the best choices for code language due to how easy it is to chain nouns and adjectives without making it sound weird - and that greatly improves code completion experience. I had to write Polish code for college work, and it was absolutely awful. You think corporate Java has long identifiers? Try corporate Java in Polish.
I don’t know,
SimpleBeanFactoryAwareAspectInstanceFactory
seems perfectly natural to me. :zwj:
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Did they even test the update on any web app at all!?
That's what users are for. ("We can't possibly test all the system configurations out there, so we're not even going to try.")
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I don’t know,
KrankenSimpleBeanFactoryAwareAspectInstanceFactoryWagen
seems perfectly natural to me. :zwj:
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
But of course, writing code in
GermanIndian or Chinese is perfectly OK, becauseeveryone is expected to know thatit's going to be outsourced anyways.
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
But of course, writing code in
GermanIndian or Chinese is perfectly OK, becauseeveryone is expected to know thatit's going to be outsourced anyways.The Indians still won't understand it.
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Do you know how hard the grammar is in most other languages?
I just recently learned that there's a tribal language in Papua New Guinea that has different verb forms for the number of both the subject and object of the verb. One person doing a thing to one object is a different form from two people doing a thing to one object, which is different from one person doing a thing to two objects, which is different from two people doing a thing to two objects, etc.
The best guess by linguists who have studied the language is that it probably amalgamated several other nearby languages and then kept all the different verb forms.
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@Gąska
You also aren't the only gay in the village, duh
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@Gąska
You also aren't the only gay in thevillagelargest town in Wales, duh
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@djls45 What about two people doing two things to two objects?
Anything more is just called an orgy, so...
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@djls45 What about two people doing two things to two objects?
Maybe they just use two verbs: 'two people {do first thing} to two objects' and 'two people {do second thing} to two objects'?
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
Goddamn
foreigners speaking in foreigndevelopers writing complex code without comments. Everyone shouldspeak Englishwrite kindergarten level code with plenty of comments explaining how it works so I don't have tobe confusedhave any actual reading comprehension and deduction skills.But of course, writing code in German or Chinese is perfectly OK, because everyone is expected to know that.
Just pointing out the general hypocrisy of software developers.
I'm really not sure what you're talking about. Weren't you the one railing against having to write clear code and everyone should Just Know that here be dragons?
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@levicki said in WTF Bites:
support for ASN.1 parsing, PKCS#5 support, PKCS#8 support, as well as general half-assedness of crypto domain
@levicki said in WTF Bites:
So now they are asking me to "chew those gory details out" in order to help them complete their task.
revertBackToMe.doTheNeedful(each && everything);
How do they expect to call functions without, you know, learning how to call functions? Actually, how they expect to be valued by the company enough to continue drawing salary?
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@Vixen every time I see NPM, I can only think about what kind of moron you have to be to invent an "install" command in a package manager that by default does NOT install the dependency in the project.
It does by default install it. What it does not do by default is recording it as dependency, putting you in trouble later when you wonder why it does not work after checking out on the other machine.
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@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
@levicki said in WTF Bites:
@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
@Gąska no? What's your point? You can't push > with only one keypress either but nobody screams about that.
The point is that anyone writing function and variable names in any other language than English should be taken out back and shot, no questions asked. Either that, or you don't get to ask other developers to write code which is "readable".
Goddamn foreigners speaking in foreign. Everyone should speak English so I don't have to be confused.
Ja, genau!
For French readers:
http://blague.dumatin.fr/2016/02/reforme-orthographe/(the article is dated from 2016 but I heard this joke making the rounds 20 years ago)
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For French readers:
http://blague.dumatin.fr/2016/02/reforme-orthographe/(the article is dated from 2016 but I heard this joke making the rounds 20 years ago)
I've seen these joke many times in my own language, and let me tell you the end result looked much worse.
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For French readers:
http://blague.dumatin.fr/2016/02/reforme-orthographe/They suggest all those changes but keep the subtly different décoràtiôns around. Should have taken inspiration from the more civilized languages in Europe, where there's only one kind of röck döt to decorate your wörds.
Edit: Curse thee, insufficient blood-caffeine levels! There are of course two åcceptåble ways of decorating words.
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For French readers:
http://blague.dumatin.fr/2016/02/reforme-orthographe/They suggest all those changes but keep the subtly different décoràtiôns around. Should have taken inspiration from the more civilized languages in Europe, where there's only one kind of röck döt to decorate your wörds.
Yeah, that version of the joke is not the best I've ever seen, but I couldn't be bothered to spend more time on "jokes" sites, there is only so much I can read...
Edit: Curse thee, insufficient blood-caffeine levels! There are of course two åcceptåble ways of decorating words.
Damn, I can't find the page where Asterix is trying to speak with normans and misplaces the ˚ and /. So have this image instead...
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@Vixen every time I see NPM, I can only think about what kind of moron you have to be to invent an "install" command in a package manager that by default does NOT install the dependency in the project.
It does by default install it. What it does not do by default is recording it as dependency, putting you in trouble later when you wonder why it does not work after checking out on the other machine.
That's what I meant. It doesn't install the library as the dependency. It just puts the library files in the search path of the project so it can be used despite not being the dependency. Which is NOT what you want 100% of time.
Instead they should've made it so you CANNOT use libraries even if they are found in the search path UNLESS they're dependencies. Like every sane platform does.
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{ std::cout << "Ave, munde!" << std::endl; }
Yanno, Latin doesn't have an exclamation point.
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{ std::cout << "Ave, munde!" << std::endl; }
Yanno, Latin doesn't have an exclamation point.
Doesn't have lowercase letters either. And I think U and V were the same letter. Did they have the comma?
{ std::cout << "AVE MVNDE" << std:endl; }
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{ std::cout << "AVE MVNDE" << std:endl; }
Better, but I don't think the conjugation/declension was done right.