The IRC quotes Thread
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[12/12/16 16:39:08] <blakecalia> "I know what you're thinking. Did I hit space 6 times or only 5? well to tell you the truth, in all this typing, I've kinda lost track myself. but being as this is a bog standard keyboard, the crappiest keyboard in the world, and would not register key presses cleanly, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" well, do ya, punk?" - clint eastwood on python's indentation rules [12/12/16 16:40:22] <ingodid> "those a tab, not 4 spaces" Obi-Wan on YML
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<yamikuronue> alas, I have to go work for money now, instead of doing porn >.>
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Sometimes, the chat is so exciting I must post it over here so y'all know what you're missing.
Filed under: I always forget those IPs... -.-
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<Onyxoid> Scary men in butcher's garbs, I'm assimilated <Onyxoid> ... <Jarry> Onyxoid has been assimilated. we should run <Onyxoid> We are the Cloud. Resistance is futile. Our marketing is unstoppable. You will be integrated into our services. <Onyxoid> WE ARE THE CLOUD <Onyx47> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE <Jarry> dammit <Jarry> who allowed onyx to bath after midnight? <onyxif> meh. at least he isnt IoT <Jarry> yet <Onyx47> Internet of Onyxes, even worse
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@Onyx "That's no Moon keyboard..."
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@ScholRLEA said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Onyx "That's no Moon keyboard..."
Good, because those suck.
QWERTZ bullshit *grumble*
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@Onyx I'm pretty sure it isn't a Knight keyboard, either.
Filed Under: Is the term "Moon keyboard" overloaded? I don't think David Moon built one which was QWERTZ back in the day.
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For the record, this was my prize:
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@ben_lubar It's Sherlock Holmes in his best disguise yet: you don't even care who it is, you're just so confused by it. Perfect camouflage!
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@ben_lubar To be honest ... if I were to try to draw a human being freehand, it would likely end up worse. OTOH, I wouldn't get the idea to post the results on deviantart either.
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Uranus at least has a funny name
It's also got a funny rotation axis.
Neptune though is just like Uranus' dense cousin, I think. Pretty boring.
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@Zecc But it has storms!
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11:10:17 @mikael_svahnberg | It happens, but it's been a few years since last. Normally you'd get like 20-30cm overnight.
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@aliceif said in The IRC quotes Thread:
But it has storms!
Isn't it the windiest planet in the Solar System? I vaguely remember the planetary scientists being absolutely amazed by it when Voyager 2 did its flypast; they'd expected it to be really boring and it wasn't.
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@dkf In other words, Uranus is not boring
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@dkf said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@aliceif said in The IRC quotes Thread:
But it has storms!
I vaguely remember the planetary scientists being absolutely amazed by it when Voyager 2 did its flypast; they'd expected it to be really boring and it wasn't.
E_UNEXPECTED_EXCITEMENT
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@RaceProUK said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@dkf In other words, Uranus is not boring
That's a strange way to compliment someone.
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[16/01/2017 13:14:24] <Onyx47> man, I'm just waiting for Kung Fury to appear [16/01/2017 13:19:05] <Lee-Yen> I still haven't seen that [16/01/2017 13:19:16] <Onyx47> HERETIC! [16/01/2017 13:19:18] <Onyx47> GET OUT! [16/01/2017 13:19:36] <Nyota> u wot] [16/01/2017 13:20:06] <-- Lee-Yen (~lee@somehost) has left this channel ("shown out").
Good!
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
I'm just waiting for Kung Fury to appear
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Kung Fury
What's Kung Fury? The result of a bad batch of Kung Pao Chicken? Why would you want to watch that?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg it is.
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@Dreikin said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Kung Fury
What's Kung Fury? The result of a bad batch of Kung Pao Chicken? Why would you want to watch that?
This was crowd-funded into existence:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/bS5P_LAqiVgBut there's also an upcoming big Hollywood production of it as well (which is probably why the above is now free).
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@djls45 it was always free for streaming.
Also, Hollywood production? Really? Because that's almost guaranteed to suck. Unless troll, which is also likely, but I'm too lazy to Google on mobile.
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Hollywood production? Really? Because that's almost guaranteed to suck.
Yep, no troll. It's supposed to be in the same universe, but not the same story, so yeah, probably.
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@djls45 said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Hollywood production? Really? Because that's almost guaranteed to suck.
Yep, no troll. It's supposed to be in the same universe, but not the same story, so yeah, probably.
The kung fury universe is basically someone dropping a mixed stack of comic books and failing to collate them when putting them together again, so this could mean anything.
Filed under: Beano?
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@djls45 said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Yep, no troll. It's supposed to be in the same universe, but not the same story, so yeah, probably.
Wow. So Hollywood will try to make something that makes fun of their own tropes and silly clichés? Also, maybe something on the nerd culture if the Hackerman-like character appears? Wonder how well that will work out...
Ugh, that stopped being funny as soon as I reached the mature age of 11.
Ok, that kinda worked... but let's face it, that was only because it had Arnold.
Damn it... how about nerd culture? Can we find something there?
No no, INTENTIONALLY funny!
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Right. It's doomed.
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The IRC quotes Thread:
The kung fury universe is basically someone dropping a mixed stack of comic books and failing to collate them when putting them together again
Exactly. It's 30 minutes of incoherent mess, living completely off of stupid concepts and cheesy one-liners. And for a 30 minute thing, it mostly works. Hollywood, however, will want a 135 minute epic. I'm sure that's doable, especially when it involves Hollywood oversight, honest!
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@Onyx said in The IRC quotes Thread:
Exactly. It's 30 minutes of incoherent mess, living completely off of stupid concepts and cheesy one-liners. And for a 30 minute thing, it mostly works. Hollywood, however, will want a 135 minute epic. I'm sure that's doable, especially when it involves Hollywood oversight, honest!
But don't worry. After they get most of the way through the originally planned filming, the director will find deep down in
the reference materialhis heart that it really needs to be split into234 movies in order to do justice tothe director's bank accountthe story.
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It's IRC day!
<Lee-Yen> i broke it :tired: <Lee-Yen> how, you might ask? - i pressed the print button <Onyx47> printers are the second circle of IT hell <Lee-Yen> i requested the printer to print :ohno: <Onyx47> if you manage to cancel it, you're a hero <Lee-Yen> Onyx47: http://prntscr.com/dwfsu3 does this mean i'm a hero now? :P <Onyx47> yes <Onyx47> a statue shall be risen in the broom closet square <Lee-Yen> :booze: <Lee-Yen> a beer will do <Lee-Yen> well, 2 beers, i canceled 2 jobs :grin:
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[20/01/2017 10:51:46] <Lee-Yen> there's a big complicated printer and i'm pressing buttons! [20/01/2017 10:51:56] <Lee-Yen> aka run for cover [20/01/2017 10:52:16] * Onyx47 calls emergency services, tells them to prepare for Code Lee [20/01/2017 11:01:17] <Lee-Yen> i pressed buttons, printer went cookoo for paper parts
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
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@Dreikin said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
That's an example of the retarded nature of one of the YouTube streams chat I'm watching.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
YouTube streams chat
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Dreikin said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The IRC quotes Thread:
YouTube streams chat
The IRC quotes Thread
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20:55 < DJ_Dichotomy> When a coworker suggest Magnum as our new sprint team name and my mind instantly goes to this: https://www.amazon.com/Trojan-Magnum-Condoms-Lubricated-Large/dp/B001ECQ8YU 22:42 < BenLubar> DJ_Dichotomy: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=183051587 22:43 < DJ_Dichotomy> Lol 23:16 < aliceif> Magnum ice cream 23:16 < BenLubar> don't get the three types of magnum confused
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@ben_lubar damn it, and I wasn't around to reference
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@Onyx That's the one I was thinking about. But for some reason I could only remember the name "Magnum P.I."
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@Zecc well, he's called Magnum, Sledge Hammer only uses a Magnum, I can see how googling can be hard if you can't remember the exact name.
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[07/03/2017 12:57:37] <Nyota> it's an egg? [07/03/2017 12:57:38] <Nyota> is it not? [07/03/2017 12:58:29] <Onyx47> eeeeeegs [07/03/2017 12:58:34] <Nyota> terrrr [07/03/2017 12:58:42] <Onyx47> meeeeeeee [07/03/2017 12:58:46] <Nyota> NAAAAATE
Aaaah... nerds. Sagan bless them.
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Hmm...must have been a netsplit there. I didn't catch @fbmac's last.
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@boomzilla I've said I was curious what the other circles were
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20:34:47 created | I should maybe read some philosophy at some point
20:34:56 created | Or maybe y'all can give me the TL;DR version
20:35:42 Onyx47 | tl;dr : it's all pointless, we suck at everything, and death is the only certainty
20:35:48 Onyx47 | there we go, that should do you
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@fbmac said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@boomzilla I've said I was curious what the other circles were
Jerks?
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<perverted_vixen> (.)(.)
<perverted_vixen> what? those are my eyes. perverts.
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@accalia
Oh noes, the NSFW thread is leaking on to IRC.
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@izzion said in The IRC quotes Thread:
@accalia
Oh noes, the NSFW thread is leaking on to IRC.>_>
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<appear style="innocent">what thread is that again?</appear>