A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you
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4 posts were merged into an existing topic: Movie talk that totally wasn't playing the context game
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> Can I get a status, please? Can I get a Status status? We need to know how soon you can provide a status for the status we asked you about the Status.
The Status thread is
> What did you break this time‽
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What did you break this time‽
Overheard after the kid's mother saw her daughter peeing while standing in public.
It’s okay… I’ll be a girl.
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The best is yet to come.
Said after the rice cooker beeped.
Does he snore through his nose or his throat?
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Okay, I'll answer myself.
@Tsaukpaetra said:Does he snore through his nose or his throat?
Said by oblivious tweenager during a discussion about beans.
Why are there so many downloaders?
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Why are there so many downloaders?
Said by a sanitation engineer to his work colleague on a busy day.
Do you really want fries with that?
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Do you really want fries with that?
Said after they ordered nothing but fries, but corporate policy demands the offer be proffered.
If you're overdoing it, what's the point?
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If you're overdoing it, what's the point?
Tsaukpaetra trying to understand the purpose of 'test to destruction'.
A pack of bellicose penguins who have become bored with life.
Yes, I know a lot of people here will recognize where this is from, but IDGAF.
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@ScholRLEA said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
If you're overdoing it, what's the point?
Tsaukpaetra trying to understand the purpose of 'test to destruction'.
A pack of bellicose penguins who have become bored with life.
Yes, I know a lot of people here will recognize where this is from, but IDGAF.
OK, obviously the ZP quote didn't work to keep the game going, so how about a Dumbing of Age quote?
Billie, you get out here! I need you to fuck the shit out of Ruth!
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@ScholRLEA said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Billie, you get out here! I need you to fuck the shit out of Ruth!
Said an owner of a border collie because his neighbor's cat ate the lavender-colored Iris flowers.
Now we need to configure it to actually make a deployment in the project settings so it outputs something!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Now we need to configure it to actually make a deployment in the project settings so it outputs something!
Soon afterwards, it was explained to the intern that a core dump was not considered proper output.
Who will save us? So I make my own riot.
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@MZH said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Who will save us? So I make my own riot.
Said by Eve after The Fall.
If I knew how to fix it, I wouldn't have broken it in the first place!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
If I knew how to fix it, I wouldn't have broken it in the first place!
Explained the man to his wife after taking a baseball bat to an uncooperative VCR.
You will not stand between me and this island!
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@pydsigner said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
You will not stand between me and this island!
He said as he laid the mermaid down on the beach.
You're going to need bigger and better imagination!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
You're going to need bigger and better imagination!
Dad's explanation didn't mollify Billy's heartbreak at the loss of his beloved Oculus Rift.
This is a sweet that truly transcends country borders!
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@Yamikuronue said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
This is a sweet that truly transcends country borders!
Said of a weed that the dinosaurs apparently love.
Noooo! I wanted to kill you with my tomahawk!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
You're going to need bigger and better imagination!
Missed the opportunity, but
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Noooo! I wanted to kill you with my tomahawk!
But in a native american revenge tradition that makes absolutely no sense, I left it embedded in a post at home. (AC3)
Are you ok? Don't worry, there was no one in the car.
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@xaade said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Are you ok? Don't worry, there was no one in the car.
Said one cyclist to the other after crashing into the other, causing a Google car to veer off the side of a cliff.
thank you for expediting this!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
thank you for expediting this!
Probably technically against the rules, but I found another quote.
This was said in response to actions taken after I completed a task with nothing more than Notepad and the command prompt.
Especially in this song's case, as in context this is a princess joyfully belting out "Fuck you all; I'm leaving," repeatedly.
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@xaade said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Are you ok? Don't worry, there was no one in the car.
It turns out it was a female police officer that stopped Senator Ted Kennedy.
It adapted to survive in warm, oxygen-free, mineral-rich environments, perhaps similar to hot springs we see on Earth today.
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@dkf said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
It adapted to survive in warm, oxygen-free, mineral-rich environments, perhaps similar to hot springs we see on Earth today.
The real housewives of Orange County needed to be able to thrive in social environments where all the oxygen was depleted through excess fake laughter and idle chatter in its natural habitat at the spa.
Open the bottle and allow it to breathe.
If it isn't breathing, give it mouth to mouth.
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@xaade said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Open the bottle and allow it to breathe.
If it isn't breathing, give it mouth to mouth.Training manual for emergency response units with regards to noxious chemical exposure. Emergency response units are assumed to be more healthy than the care recipient.
But, you know we can't go by that, right?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
But, you know we can't go by that, right?
Good advice received by tea leaf was dismissed for being unreliable.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Oh, FFS! Stop pulling out!
Said by someone frustrated at a laptop power cord trapped under the leg of a chair.
I'll see tomorrow morning if I can do it "live" rather than with slides.
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@dkf said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I'll see tomorrow morning if I can do it "live" rather than with slides.
Paraphrase of what Twilight Sparkle said regarding her lecture she was to give about the Butterfly Effect with relation to a singular unifying event experienced by her five friends and her from before they met and became friends!
(Filed under: True facts)
There's an argument that it's a good idea to do it just to get in the habit of doing the right thing. But sure whatever.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
There's an argument that it's a good idea to do it just to get in the habit of doing the right thing. But sure whatever.
Said the engineer as he mashed the Off switch on the 'nix box that had been running for the last six years without a reboot, with his oil stained nail bitten thumb.
Now, if I could only remember what my mother told me to do in situations like this...
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@loose said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Now, if I could only remember what my mother told me to do in situations like this...
One man said as he was choosing between his rocks or the hard place.
Let's be serious.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Let's be serious.
The 2017 International Clown Convention takes a moment to remember the passing of Bobo.
Hey, what are you doing in my house?
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@Boner said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Hey, what are you doing in my house?
Black hat guy once again quotes Donald Knuth on whether to start indices at zero or one.
If you don't want me to pay attention to what you say in your sleep, stop being so coherent.
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@Zecc said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
If you don't want me to pay attention to what you say in your sleep, stop being so coherent.
Tomorrow between the hours of 8am and 12am there will be an unexpected power outage.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Tomorrow between the hours of 8am and 12am there will be an unexpected power outage.
We found a verse from Nostradamus
The threads of power fall between dawn and noon, and no one told of this would be aware.
(message on skype) Just let me know when. I'm right behind you =)
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@xaade said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
(message on skype) Just let me know when. I'm right behind you =)
Once he read this text message, Xaade realized that hiring Pogo the Clown for his son's birthday party was a bad idea.
Ah, so it falls under the category of 'things no one wants to know about you, including you'.
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@ScholRLEA said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Ah, so it falls under the category of 'things no one wants to know about you, including you'.
Someone recently discovered they were a regular on WTDWTF.
(In red-colored font) Pass this onto all your team members.
Thank you.Edit: for clarity:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
A team-wide blood pact was made that day.
I don't think that dog likes your idea either
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@CreatedToDislikeThis said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I don't think that dog likes your idea either
Turns out she was allergic to peanuts. Who knew?
It's called "Table Verbal Complaints". No! I don't want you to table the verbal complaints, that's the name!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
It's called "Table Verbal Complaints". No! I don't want you to table the verbal complaints, that's the name!
The DBA explaining the schema to the new programmer.
The therapists will still be collecting the usual cash payments, but can now offer an alternative
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
The therapists will still be collecting the usual cash payments, but can now offer an alternative
George suddenly had a realization of what exactly the kind of "therapy" the provided...
Make sure you pack it all up correctly. A big box, with plenty of packing peanuts around a smaller box, etc.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Make sure you pack it all up correctly. A big box, with plenty of packing peanuts around a smaller box, etc.
Billy Smart prepares to ship Dumbo by Royal Mail.
He was telling me the fire alarm went off at the worst possible moment...
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@Boner said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
He was telling me the fire alarm went off at the worst possible moment...
Strangely enough though, Jordan's lobotomy ended up being a complete success despite the distraction.
When can we start spending sparks on more emoticons and other cool gimics?
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@Boner said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
He was telling me the fire alarm went off at the worst possible moment...
But his story was interrupted by the fire alarm.
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Since we didn't have a context after that last one, here's a classic:
Men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.
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@ScholRLEA said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.
Bob really loves his presents.
Eat a bunch of food, there's way too much.
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar
Hey! No context in this thread!Complained when someone broke the rules.
Cook failed. Deleting cooked data.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Eat a bunch of food, there's way too much.
Said to the 5,000+ when Jesus fed them from 5 loaves and 2 fish.
Can you please complete your relevant sections?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Cook failed. Deleting cooked data.
Hillary's response to the general election after ousting Bernie.
(I already left one for someone to put in context, so I'm not breaking the rules.)
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@djls45 said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Can you please complete your relevant sections?
Said the cannibal to his kids at the dinner table.
I can't tell you something I don't know!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I can't tell you something I don't know!
Said Donald Trump, after saying he had the best words, but upon being asked to list what those were.
Four score and thirteen years ago...
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@Arantor said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Four scores and thirteen years ago...
A reference to the founding of a massively incompetent sports team.
I like it. Sequel time!