In other news today...
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
YOU'RE IN A CAR. JUST RUN IT THE FUCK OVER IF IT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO STAND IN THE WAY.
But, the deputy did it the American way™
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Did anyone ever create a UK thread?
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
@doctorjones said in In other news today...:
I can just imagine the officer's mum patting him on the head and saying "Well done PC Campbell! Now run along with your friends to stop some
knifegardeningKitchentoolscrime".
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
YOU'RE IN A CAR. JUST RUN IT THE FUCK OVER IF IT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO STAND IN THE WAY.
#GroundhogLivesMatter
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@doctorjones said in In other news today...:
God bless the Metro.
Two vibrators does not a bonfire make...
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@tsaukpaetra
Unless they are truly massive
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@luhmann said in In other news today...:
@tsaukpaetra
Unless they are truly massiveAnd prickly. And purple.
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
YOU'RE IN A CAR. JUST RUN IT THE FUCK OVER IF IT'S DUMB ENOUGH TO STAND IN THE WAY.
#GroundhogLivesMatter
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At least his sister wasn't bitten by a møøse.
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@pie_flavor And that comment was from 2010.
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@hardwaregeek Exactly.
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Shibboleth test..
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@pjh It's my understanding that they're hunted due to their unfriendly demeanor and propensity to attack anyone trying to offer assistance.
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@pie_flavor it says World of Warcraft, you really think it's breaking news?
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(was linked in that article about Pangolins that I don't understand what is shibbolethy about)
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From the article:
“It just makes me happy that people find it so funny. One person told me it was the best laugh they’d had for weeks.”
I pity the man who considers a dick joke to be the best joke in weeks, unless he was really thinking of those Facebook weenies.
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
@pjh It's my understanding that they're hunted due to their unfriendly demeanor and propensity to attack anyone trying to offer assistance.
Shocking.
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@bulb said in In other news today...:
that article about Pangolins that I don't understand what is shibbolethy about
Thus marking you as not part of the group... ;)
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
TRWTF:
The state says more than half of its 700,000 pregnancies each year are unintended
From the small amount of footage given, there's no real indication of whether the fact they were taking selfies shortly before is in any way relevant. She doesn't seem to have had a very secure hold on the baby, though, and I suppose that might be why.
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Note a huge surprise but a couple experts have come to the conclusion that Flight 370 was:
- A deliberate, well-planned, suicide-murder
- Purposefully flown to the most remote area on Earth possible using a flight plan to avoid being intercepted by any country's air force
- Probably piloted to impact, based on the state of the few recovered parts
The last point makes all the current search areas, which assume the plane flew until the fuel ran out, obsolete.
Also just a reminder that the Boeing 777 is still looking go to down in history as the best and safest airliner ever built.
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Millennials are saving an industry
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@timebandit I heard some students say that not only they (teenagers) couldn't cook, but their parents couldn't cook. Some of those same parents had never done a load of laundry. The kids had never done laundry or done dishes.
I swear, these kids are gonna die of starvation in college. No wonder costs are so high--paying for a maid and for constant restaurants is expensive.
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@benjamin-hall said in In other news today...:
Some of those same parents had never done a load of laundry.
That may explain the look of some of them
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@timebandit said in In other news today...:
@benjamin-hall said in In other news today...:
Some of those same parents had never done a load of laundry.
That may explain the look of some of them
Nah, these kids are loaded. They either have housekeepers, hired help, or take things to a cleaner.
These are the same kids whose parents buy them new nice cars (as in high-end BMW, etc) in high school. And then buy them again once they crash them.
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Marvel's superheros are no match for Toronto's police
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@timebandit That's no hero...
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@masonwheeler
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/05/14/thanos-arrested-following-jaunt-down-yonge-st.html
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@benjamin-hall said in In other news today...:
@timebandit I heard some students say that not only they (teenagers) couldn't cook, but their parents couldn't cook. Some of those same parents had never done a load of laundry. The kids had never done laundry or done dishes.
I swear, these kids are gonna die of starvation in college. No wonder costs are so high--paying for a maid and for constant restaurants is expensive.
.. and in London, their knives have been confiscated.
Not that they had learned to use cutlery to begin with...
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@scarlet_manuka said in In other news today...:
TRWTF:
The state says more than half of its 700,000 pregnancies each year are unintended
I don't find it that strange, quite a lot of pregnancies are unintended but not unwanted.
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@carnage said in In other news today...:
@scarlet_manuka said in In other news today...:
TRWTF:
The state says more than half of its 700,000 pregnancies each year are unintended
I don't find it that strange, quite a lot of pregnancies are unintended but not unwanted.
Two of my siblings were unintended California pregnancies.
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
@carnage said in In other news today...:
@scarlet_manuka said in In other news today...:
TRWTF:
The state says more than half of its 700,000 pregnancies each year are unintended
I don't find it that strange, quite a lot of pregnancies are unintended but not unwanted.
Two of my siblings were unintended California pregnancies.
Only two out of us four boys were planned, apparently.
A good friend has just had his first and he wasn't planned. It involved 'we were both really, really drunk' :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_smiling_eyes:
One brother has just had his first and that was carefully planned though.
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@boner MicroSD Card Aggressions?
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@cursorkeys said in In other news today...:
Only two out of us four boys were planned, apparently.
Pretty sure I wasn't planned! My parents anniversary and my birthday are less than 9 months apart (something like 7). And I was full-term!
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@blakeyrat said in In other news today...:
Also just a reminder that the Boeing 777 is still looking go to down in history as the best and safest airliner ever built.
I don't see how deliberately crashing one into the ground would change that.
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@gąska said in In other news today...:
I don't see how deliberately crashing one into the ground would change that.
Me neither. I also don't see why you wrote this reply.
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@blakeyrat for the same reason you wrote about Boeing 777 being safe.
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@pjh said in In other news today...:
@benjamin-hall said in In other news today...:
@timebandit I heard some students say that not only they (teenagers) couldn't cook, but their parents couldn't cook. Some of those same parents had never done a load of laundry. The kids had never done laundry or done dishes.
I swear, these kids are gonna die of starvation in college. No wonder costs are so high--paying for a maid and for constant restaurants is expensive.
.. and in London, their knives have been confiscated.
Not that they had learned to use cutlery to begin with...
Honestly, my 5 yo resembles that. Because we always give her cut up food.
Shit, I resemble that, being left handed, I am awkward as hell trying to cut food. So I end up using my fingers more than I should.
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@gąska said in In other news today...:
@blakeyrat for the same reason you wrote about Boeing 777 being safe.
So you were just repeating the point that he'd already made?
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@dcon said in In other news today...:
@cursorkeys said in In other news today...:
Only two out of us four boys were planned, apparently.
Pretty sure I wasn't planned! My parents anniversary and my birthday are less than 9 months apart (something like 7). And I was full-term!
I certainly wasn't planned. I was put up for adoption. My husband only planned his 5th child. His ex planned the first 2 though.
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@karla said in In other news today...:
Shit, I resemble that, being left handed, I am awkward as hell trying to cut food. So I end up using my fingers more than I should.
As someone who cuts left-handed, one of the most annoying things is when you're supposed to cut yourself off a slice of bread/meat/whatever it is, and it's always facing the wrong way.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@gąska said in In other news today...:
@blakeyrat for the same reason you wrote about Boeing 777 being safe.
So you were just repeating the point that he'd already made?
I'm pretty sure he never said he's stupid. But if he did, then I guess yes, I am repeating him.
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@gąska said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@gąska said in In other news today...:
@blakeyrat for the same reason you wrote about Boeing 777 being safe.
So you were just repeating the point that he'd already made?
I'm pretty sure he never said he's stupid. But if he did, then I guess yes, I am repeating him.
He says that he's stupid all the time.
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@benjamin-hall said in In other news today...:
I swear, these kids are gonna die of starvation in college.
Meal plan. It's literally mandatory here.