The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
Classic
Also, posted yesterday .
Donβt worry, there are still four more opportunities for you to get to post it.
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@izzion said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
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Also, posted yesterday .
Donβt worry, there are still four more opportunities for you to get to post it.
And then the counter resets allowing for another yearβs quota.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
Understandable problems reaching the proper receptacle after wearing out your sphincter transmitting a whole game in m'arse.
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@izzion said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
Classic
Also, posted yesterday .
Donβt worry, there are still four more opportunities for you to get to post it.
Reposts, like new threads, are free.
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A guy says to a trans woman
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
And she replies:
"I don't have carpet. I have hard wood floor."
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Paul McCartney is looking really old these days.
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@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
See also Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
What? I don't understand. Where's the horse?
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My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
For non-Americans, that's 11/11/11
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
Your grandmother is 2012 years old? Or 12 years old? Either way,
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
Your grandmother is 2012 years old? Or 12 years old? Either way,
11/11/1911.
Died a long time ago.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
11/11/11
Ah, crazy day.
(proceeds to be unable to find an English-language source for that)
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
1911
E_WRONG_CENTURY_FOR_TWO_DIGIT_YEAR
Also, your grandmother was a real pistol.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
For non-Americans, that's 11/11/11
My birthday is 1/11/-11
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
Your grandmother is 2012 years old? Or 12 years old? Either way,
11/11/1911.
Died a long time ago.
Now if someone can just come up with a relative who was born on 11/11/1111....
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
Now if someone can just come up with a relative who was born on 11/11/1111....
The approach to this is to redefine when year 1 of the calendar was.
Filed under: Putting target markers around bullet holes
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What do you get if you mix Barium and Sodium?
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Ba + 2Na --> BaNaNa
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@Gern_Blaanston And I used to think that the typical taste of banana comes from an ester of butyric acid and butanol.
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INB4: Coors Light
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@BernieTheBernie said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@Gern_Blaanston And I used to think that the typical taste of banana comes from an ester of butyric acid and butanol.
Wait till you taste some plutonium yttrium disulfide!
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@LaoC PuYS2?
(I didnβt take high school chemistry, it shows.)
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And watch out for the DiHydrogen Monoxide. It can kill you if you breathe too much of it.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
And watch out for the DiHydrogen Monoxide. It can kill you if you breathe too much of it.
100% of the people who consume it will die.
inb4 not necessarily immediately and not necessarily as a causation, but there is a correlation.
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I broke my arm in two places.
I probably shouldn't go to those places any more.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
See also
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words.The "horse-river-monster" prefix is something someone added to artificially inflate the length of sesquipedalophobia.
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@djls45 said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
I must be one of the nine who didn't.
#followTheCrowd
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@djls45 said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
I must be one of the nine who didn't.
You were the tenth.
*edit if it stays at nine it would be a good meta joke.
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@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@djls45 said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
I must be one of the nine who didn't.
You were the tenth.
*edit if it stays at nine it would be a good meta joke.
The joke has been decimated.
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ISDGI
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@djls45 said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
ISDGI
Apparently you aren't man enough to constantly be thinking of the Roman Empire.
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@djls45 said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
ISDGI
I maintain my position that this forum is where good jokes go to die.
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@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
good jokes
Mind the topic!
go to die
Or rather, their desiccated corpse, with occasional resurrection, then ghostly essence and finally lingering memories are being used, posted in, posted back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again and finally buried in soft peat for 10 years and recycled by goddammit fbmac.
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@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
@djls45 said in The bad jokes topic π΄πΉπ¨:
ISDGI
I maintain my position that this forum is where good jokes
go to dieget decimated.ο
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.