The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Classic
Also, posted yesterday .
Don’t worry, there are still four more opportunities for you to get to post it.
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@izzion said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Classic
Also, posted yesterday .
Don’t worry, there are still four more opportunities for you to get to post it.
And then the counter resets allowing for another year’s quota.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Understandable problems reaching the proper receptacle after wearing out your sphincter transmitting a whole game in m'arse.
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@izzion said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Classic
Also, posted yesterday .
Don’t worry, there are still four more opportunities for you to get to post it.
Reposts, like new threads, are free.
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A guy says to a trans woman
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
And she replies:
"I don't have carpet. I have hard wood floor."
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Paul McCartney is looking really old these days.
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@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
See also Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
What? I don't understand. Where's the horse?
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My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
For non-Americans, that's 11/11/11
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
Your grandmother is 2012 years old? Or 12 years old? Either way,
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
Your grandmother is 2012 years old? Or 12 years old? Either way,
11/11/1911.
Died a long time ago.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
11/11/11
Ah, crazy day.
(proceeds to be unable to find an English-language source for that)
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
1911
E_WRONG_CENTURY_FOR_TWO_DIGIT_YEAR
Also, your grandmother was a real pistol.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
For non-Americans, that's 11/11/11
My birthday is 1/11/-11
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
My grandmother was born on 11/11/11
Your grandmother is 2012 years old? Or 12 years old? Either way,
11/11/1911.
Died a long time ago.
Now if someone can just come up with a relative who was born on 11/11/1111....
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Now if someone can just come up with a relative who was born on 11/11/1111....
The approach to this is to redefine when year 1 of the calendar was.
Filed under: Putting target markers around bullet holes
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What do you get if you mix Barium and Sodium?
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Ba + 2Na --> BaNaNa
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@Gern_Blaanston And I used to think that the typical taste of banana comes from an ester of butyric acid and butanol.
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INB4: Coors Light
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@BernieTheBernie said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gern_Blaanston And I used to think that the typical taste of banana comes from an ester of butyric acid and butanol.
Wait till you taste some plutonium yttrium disulfide!
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@LaoC PuYS2?
(I didn’t take high school chemistry, it shows.)
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And watch out for the DiHydrogen Monoxide. It can kill you if you breathe too much of it.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
And watch out for the DiHydrogen Monoxide. It can kill you if you breathe too much of it.
100% of the people who consume it will die.
inb4 not necessarily immediately and not necessarily as a causation, but there is a correlation.
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