😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread
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Doing the needful…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubuv0Ay4ozc
Same guy, same croc as in the arthropods and saurians thread.
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@Luhmann it took my image classifier 38 seconds to decide chinchilla.
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@Tsaukpaetra
As compared to the ponies I usually post?
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@Luhmann said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra
As compared to the ponies I usually post?Eh. That information fell out of hot cache, which contributed to the delay.
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@boomzilla That's a digitally altered video, isn't it?
No way there's was something blurring people's faces like that.
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@Zecc said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
blurring people's faces like that.
Must be the new EU-approved reality, full GDPR compliant
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@Zecc said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
@boomzilla That's a digitally altered video, isn't it?
No way there's was something blurring people's faces like that.
I just assumed they were all Dicks.
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Found this on Not the Bee. Since Not the Bee is full of non-cute things that may generate more
EmergencyCutenessRequired
events, I'll just drop the video links here, instead of the NtB link.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBe34L-zXkg
Also cute, but maybe not quite as much (with bonus spider(?) monkeys):
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@Tsaukpaetra ASMR
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@topspin said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra ASMR
You know, I didn't have sound enabled until you mentioned that.
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@loopback0 said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/j79u9d/beyond_adorable/
Cute, but deceptive. From the comments:
if-we-all-did-this
2 points ·
1 day agoI have a scar on my right wrist that reminds me daily not to pet seal pups.
The image of this (presumably rescued) seal pup looks identical to the one I saw in Skegness Sea life Sanctuary about 14 years ago.
It was late autumn and I was the only person around, and this gorgeous pup was looking up at me, so I looked around, and then reached in for a little petting...
As the cute little bastard struck I thought to myself "huh, it's mouth filled with tiny razors, which makes perfect sense if, for millions of years you've evolved to hold on to slippery fish".
As you'd imagine a wrist would, it bled quite a lot, and hurt like hell, but I couldn't go and get first aid because the place is covered in signs saying "please don't pet the wild animals, they WILL bite".
So I had to sort myself out, stemmed the bleeding, and spent the following couple of months worried I'd contract some kind of sea-rabies.
Don't pet wild predators, even the cute as hell ones.
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@JBert said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
I have a scar on my right wrist that reminds me daily not to pet seal pups.
The image of this (presumably rescued) seal pup looks identical to the one I saw in Skegness Sea life Sanctuary about 14 years ago.
It was late autumn and I was the only person around, and this gorgeous pup was looking up at me, so I looked around, and then reached in for a little petting...
As the cute little bastard struck I thought to myself "huh, it's mouth filled with tiny razors, which makes perfect sense if, for millions of years you've evolved to hold on to slippery fish".
As you'd imagine a wrist would, it bled quite a lot, and hurt like hell, but I couldn't go and get first aid because the place is covered in signs saying "please don't pet the wild animals, they WILL bite".
So I had to sort myself out, stemmed the bleeding, and spent the following couple of months worried I'd contract some kind of sea-rabies.
Don't pet wild predators, even the cute as hell ones.
This, mutatis mutandis, is how we lost Steve Irwin.
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@JBert said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
Cute, but deceptive.
Fun to look at, not to touch!
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@HardwareGeek said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
Also cute, but maybe not quite as much (with bonus spider(?) monkeys):
Sloths, FWIW.
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@boomzilla Those might be geese, however. As with the seal pictured above, not to be trifled with.
My grandmother once had a flock. Her neighbour was a rather unfriendly woman and regularly upset my grandma's geese. One time, she got a bit too close and they promptly broke her arm.
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Munchies!
Leave me alone!
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I wish I was this dog.
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@DogsB just be a furry
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@DogsB talk about chasing your tail...
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@DogsB said in 😻 The Emergency Cute Things Thread:
I have no reason to doubt this source.
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Passive-aggressive, thy name is tortoise....
https://1n0g9sqmedx94.cdn.shift8web.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/1603314624_wlg61usd24.jpg
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"Pssst! Hey, Eve! They got apples!"
https://1n0g9sqmedx94.cdn.shift8web.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/EMOK_Picdump_680_039.jpg
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"Baconbaconbaconbaconbacon...it's BACON!"
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Beat this. That's a challenge.
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@da-Doctah am I allowed two guesses?
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https://i.imgur.com/PKdI2Zq.mp4
Hmm. Video doesn't play for me for some reason. Here's a link: https://i.imgur.com/PKdI2Zq.mp4