:tophat: Mad Hatter Hijinx
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Daleks v. Roboforms
The roboforms start the match with their remote controlled spinning . It's headed straight for the Daleks! This could be a quick finisher, folks!
Not so fast, Ken! The Daleks have disintegrated the tree and are now screaming "Exterminate!" The roboforms may in trouble!
You're right, Ted! Now the Daleks have started blasting the roboforms to smithereens! The roboforms are shooting back with weapons disguised as brass instruments, but it looks like they aren't having much effect.
The roboforms are dying quickly now. Oh, what's this? A transmat beam has cleared the surviving roboforms from the field! The question now is, were they saved by the Sycorax or the Racnoss?
Well, Ted, I can't answer that. But with the roboforms gone, it seems the Daleks have turned on the audience. I think it's time for us to get out of here!
I couldn't agree more, Ken.
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Can I request a hat transplant?
This guy:
Needs this hat:
for raisins
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What about the other way around?
Or both - a hat swap!
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How about a reality TV show called Celebrity Hat Swap, where two celebrities with iconic hats have to spend one week wearing the other's hat, followed by a brief segment at the end where they both outline what they learned from the experience?
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Sorry for the delayed response; I've been on vacation. Should he have the shades as well? Or do you want to keep the construction goggles?
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Shades, please. Thanks!
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Greetings, sir Hatter! Since the season is at the end and this Santa hat is starting to chafe, may I request a hatting of my simple letter?
Couldn't find a SVG with appropriate colours, but this should be high-res enough.
Preferences: Fedoras. Goatees instead of just moustaches. Striped suits. Hold the cucumbers. Brunettes, not blondes... no, wait, ignore the last two, mixed up my orders there...
Not hard rules, though, leaving it up to your judgement.
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Here you are:
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Well, since I'm supposed to ignore the bit about cucumbers and preferred hair colors …
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Bruce? Is that you?
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Perfection :)
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I see that as a pickle sir, of which I have no complaints!
EDIT: Holy shitfuck , you suck at resizing. That inner edge is abysmal!
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given that my love has returned to these forums i suppose i should resume being hatted....
Please sir may i please have a cookie themed hat of some sort?
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I would also ask for an hat, but I already gotted one
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Given the season, I felt that some Amy-styled ear-muff headphones might be more appropriate than a cookie type hat. (No they aren't anything sinister. More like themed merchandise.)
Stay warm!
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hmm, a most excellent set of earmuffs, I shall wear them shortly.
;-)
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For reference, here' re some of the results for "serious hat":
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I've made these pre-avatared. Take your pick:
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These are also large versions available, although — since I didn't pay attention to how you wanted your avatar — the branding is positioned incorrectly (for one thing, either it or the cat would need to be flipped horizontally. It would probably not look right after cropping too. Plus, they looked like crap after resizing).
Edit: who'd a thunk it, undo history allowed me to correct the branding . Still, the pre-avatared versions were based on your actual avatar, so they respects your exact cropping.
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Wait a minute... I don't think these hats are serious at all!
(I'll take the second avatar, thanks)
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Edit: who'd a thunk it, undo history allowed me to correct the branding .
Really? You went with white branding on a white cat? Have I taught you nothing?
/sees the avatar size on @anonymous234's post/
Actually, it looks ok …
Carry on.
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Wait a minute... I don't think these hats are serious at all!
You are welcome to post your complaints in our suggestion box:
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Really? You went with white branding on a white cat? Have I taught you nothing?
It's actually a desatured portion of the original image. I'm trying my own thing.
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It's actually a desatured portion of the original image. I'm trying my own thing.
That's an interesting idea …
I've never even considered that because most of the images I hat have large transparent areas.
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What branding are you actually adding? It's hard to see...
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I seem to have misplaced the higher resolution version, so I'm using this, which is enough for small images anyway:
It's on the cat's chest in the images above.
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Ah, it's supposed to be an urchin's cap (or whatever headwear that is again, can't be bothered to scroll upthread)...
On the cat it looked like a badly rendered text balloon.
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In his closet are discovered several severed heads: those of @Abarker and @Nocha.
My head was found! Huzza!
Now to see if I can get to my preferences page …
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So this was your fault!
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So this was your fault!
Only on discourse can you trigger a cootiestorm four minutes before you do something. :P
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So you admit to timepodding as well! Off with your head!
Oh, wait...
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Only on discourse can you trigger a cootiestorm four minutes before you do something. :P
Discourse is built for the future. Presumably some of the Cooties™ are too.
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https://what.thedailywtf.com/t/do-nothing-without-doing-anything/53955/217?u=abarker
This inspired a mad quest to make a gif that might be problematic for those with OCD …
Now, if only discourse will let me get to my profile so I can use this as the background for my user card …
Edit: Success! Too bad the "glitch" is hidden by my avatar …
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Should do another which alternates the clockwise and anti-clockwise spinning Hatter™ stamps.
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problematic for those with OCD …
Are you skilled enough to do it in the style of the Spinning Dancer illusion?
Edit: Also, wasn't this thread in the Lounge?
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Are you skilled enough to do it in the style of the Spinning Dancer illusion?
That's a different axis of rotation. I'm not sure ...
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I guess I'm thinking of another thread. This is probable.
You're probably thinking of the Hatvatar History thread.
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having lost my head, i think i need a new hat to apply some retail therapy and calm me down.....
i can haz hat?
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You didn't give me much room to work with
there's the entire space where my head should be!
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You didn't give me much room to work with, but I'll see what I can do.
Still more room than what's available on mine!
And since there's no room, I shall refrain from requesting a hat; I'm happy enough with the headband
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there's the entire space where my head should be!
Hatz is for headz!!!
Ah, who am I kidding! I'll hat anything!
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I think he's hatted hats.
He's hatted swords too, but I never used it.
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I can haz hat?
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@Jaloopa Haven't you already got one? You could easily convert that horn or whatever into a bowler cap.