📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™

blakeyrat

@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

It's not. I don't have a BoA account.

Oh. Well then why ask?

HardwareGeek

@dcon @blakeyrat It was @Tsaukpaetra who said the one he got appears to be legit.

izzion

@blakeyrat
Was he asking, or was the original spam mail screenshot asking if it was from Bank Of America?

blakeyrat

@izzion said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

Was he asking,

There's a fucking question mark.

Why is everybody fucking riding me today? Get a hobby.

izzion

@blakeyrat
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it's almost like that was the joke!

Boner

ben_lubar

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That's the first time in quite a while I've seen actual spam in the post queue. Usually I wake up to a few "post in queue" notifications but an empty queue, but everything I've seen in the queue recently has been a new (possibly confused) human forum member.

ben_lubar

I WON THE GOOGLE AWARD!!!

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I like how they updated the form to say 2018 but didn't update the logo since like eight years ago.

ben_lubar

Hot dog!

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Cursorkeys

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My sandbox says God is apparently HTTP/1.1 403 Forbidden, Exodus 33:20 must have been right

HardwareGeek

@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

everything I've seen in the queue recently has been a new (possibly confused) human forum member.

The confused ones must not be British; they know how to queue.

HardwareGeek

@cursorkeys

this maybe the last time I send it

Maybe, but I doubt it.

ben_lubar

@cursorkeys said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

My sandbox says God is apparently HTTP/1.1 403 Forbidden, Exodus 33:20 must have been right

In GW2, they're more like 410 Gone, but that exodus thing still applies.

mott555

I really need to get an email server up on my domain and ditch this Yahoo stuff. After clearing my spam folder, Yahoo shows me advertisement videos about Paris Hilton.

Zecc

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

Yahoo shows me advertisement videos about Paris Hilton.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Paris_Hilton

dcon

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

I really need to get an email server up on my domain and ditch this Yahoo stuff.

My domain host handles that for me... I was so happy once I moved my domain hosting off of Yahoo!

PleegWat

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

I really need to get an email server up on my domain and ditch this Yahoo stuff. After clearing my spam folder, Yahoo shows me advertisement videos about Paris Hilton.

I recently got a new smartphone, and in setting it up I had a single interaction with facebook. Namely evicting the app. Since then all in-app advertisements have been for the facebook app.

At least it's a static image though.

HardwareGeek

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

After clearing my spam folder, Yahoo shows me advertisement videos about Paris Hilton.

Years ago I created a Yahoo email account (because a mailing list I was (and still am) on moved to Yahoo Groups (not that they wanted to, but Yahoo bought the previous provider)). I have never, ever given that address to anybody (except Yahoo itself, of course), but within minutes of creating the account, I started getting spam there.

dcon

@hardwaregeek said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

After clearing my spam folder, Yahoo shows me advertisement videos about Paris Hilton.

Years ago I created a Yahoo email account (because a mailing list a was (and still am) on moved to Yahoo Groups (not that they wanted to, but Yahoo bought the previous provider)). I have never, ever given that address to anybody (except Yahoo itself, of course), but within minutes of creating the account, I started getting spam there.

Hmmm. I haven't checked my Yahoo email for a while... I wonder... (I've never given that out - it was just to create the Yahoo ID for groups in which I use a different email)

mott555

@hardwaregeek said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

After clearing my spam folder, Yahoo shows me advertisement videos about Paris Hilton.

Years ago I created a Yahoo email account (because a mailing list a was (and still am) on moved to Yahoo Groups (not that they wanted to, but Yahoo bought the previous provider)). I have never, ever given that address to anybody (except Yahoo itself, of course), but within minutes of creating the account, I started getting spam there.

It's been my main email address for most of my life, which is why I'm reluctant to move on. I never really got spam on it until one of those major data breaches 7 - 8 years ago. It was something like my bank sold my email to another bank who sold my email to some other firm who sold it to some other firm who then got hacked. I went from about 5 spam emails a month to 500 per day. It's finally back down to maybe 20 - 30 a week.

HardwareGeek

@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

I haven't checked my Yahoo email for a while... I wonder...

Last I checked, they deactivate it if you don't use it for 6 months, or something like that. But it's been years since I checked, so I don't know if they still do that. (I still have the Yahoo account, but even Yahoo administrative mail is sent to my regular (non-Yahoo) email address.)

HardwareGeek

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

It's been my main email address for most of my life, which is why I'm reluctant to move on.

That's always a pain in the butt. That's why, the last time I had to move, I got my own domain, so I can keep my address regardless of who's hosting it.

mott555

This just in, in the spammy-but-not-quite-true-spam category. I just got an email from Home Depot asking for a review on a toolbag I bought several months ago.

I bought it in-store, in-person. There's some scary big data stuff going on for them to somehow link that to my main email address.

Tsaukpaetra

@hardwaregeek said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

I haven't checked my Yahoo email for a while... I wonder...

Last I checked, they deactivate it if you don't use it for 6 months, or something like that. But it's been years since I checked, so I don't know if they still do that. (I still have the Yahoo account, but even Yahoo administrative mail is sent to my regular (non-Yahoo) email address.)

Yes, they still do that.

dcon

@hardwaregeek said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

I haven't checked my Yahoo email for a while... I wonder...

Last I checked, they deactivate it if you don't use it for 6 months, or something like that. But it's been years since I checked, so I don't know if they still do that. (I still have the Yahoo account, but even Yahoo administrative mail is sent to my regular (non-Yahoo) email address.)

I looked. No spam at all. Just that 'click here because terms changed' email. Del

dcon

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

This just in, in the spammy-but-not-quite-true-spam category. I just got an email from Home Depot asking for a review on a toolbag I bought several months ago.

I bought it in-store, in-person. There's some scary big data stuff going on for them to somehow link that to my main email address.

Credit cards.

boomzilla

@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@mott555 said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

This just in, in the spammy-but-not-quite-true-spam category. I just got an email from Home Depot asking for a review on a toolbag I bought several months ago.

I bought it in-store, in-person. There's some scary big data stuff going on for them to somehow link that to my main email address.

Credit cards.

I have mine linked to my email address so they can email me receipts. Super handy for returning the stuff that you don't need at the end of a project.

dcon

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ben_lubar

@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

your web camera made the videotape

OH NO NOT THE VIDEOTAPE

Atazhaia

One of my female colleagues got spam for male enhancement pills that had somehow slipped through the filter.

"Hi Anna, make your erections last longer!"

boomzilla

@atazhaia Spam for 2018!

boomzilla

The "This message is from a trusted sender." bit is a nice touch.

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ben_lubar

@boomzilla said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

The "This message is from a trusted sender." bit is a nice touch.

Google should disable colors in spam emails.

boomzilla

@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

Google should disable colors in spam emails.

Sadly, that would spell the end of CSS pornography.

PleegWat

@boomzilla Looks like /r/cssporn is long dead. Or was never really alive. Sorry.

boomzilla

@pleegwat Ahem:

@zecc said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

"Images are not displayed", huh Gmail?
Interesting use of 🆕 in the subject too.

Got another one, with different emojis in the title.

I figured I'd investigate what was up with a picture of a person's derrière being shown despite the "Images are not displayed" indication.

Here's what I found:

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pie_flavor

@pleegwat said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@boomzilla Looks like /r/cssporn is long dead. Or was never really alive. Sorry.

FTFY.

Tsaukpaetra

Not an email, just an old chick I helped fix her computer once...

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ben_lubar

@tsaukpaetra said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

Not an email, just an old chick I helped fix her computer once...

500 to 7,000 of what?

Tsaukpaetra

@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@tsaukpaetra said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

Not an email, just an old chick I helped fix her computer once...

500 to 7,000 of what?

coins, obviously. It's clearly a bitcoin thing.

ben_lubar

@tsaukpaetra said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

@tsaukpaetra said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

Not an email, just an old chick I helped fix her computer once...

500 to 7,000 of what?

coins, obviously. It's clearly a bitcoin thing.

7,000 BTC is currently worth $62,944,035.00

blek

I got some spam advertising I could "Hire Full Stack Developers as Virtual Employees". Is that something companies do now? Virtual employees? And they're actually calling it that?

Cursorkeys

@blek said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:

I got some spam advertising I could "Hire Full Stack Developers as Virtual Employees". Is that something companies do now? Virtual employees? And they're actually calling it that?

Work-from-home is passé. Now they're virtual, and probably on some sort of blockchain.

Full Stack has always struck me as inside-out too. Usually you add qualifiers as things become more specialised not the other way around. Full stack is just 'developers'.