📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™
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@boomzilla said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
 !!!  !!!  !!!
0 / 10, not lojban.
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@pie_flavor said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@boomzilla said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
 !!!  !!!  !!!
0 / 10, not lojban.
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@pie_flavor said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
0 / 10, not lojban.
That's a small price to pay for avoiding logjam. I pay it gladly.
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I'm all for breaking the monolith, but having to have had it be a nodejs App first seems to indicate I might have been doing it wrong from the start...
Where's my "how to break down your c# monolithic App into containers!" article???
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Has there once in the whole history of ever been a single non-spam email that started with those words?
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@anotherusername said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
a single non-spam email that started with those words?
A solicitation for ?
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Unfortunately, I do not have a relpy button available to me.
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Yes, But Why Are We Shouting ?!
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This email is fake news.
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I wonder<br>
If there's a reason<br>
You haven't<br>
Had any responses<br>
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- Dwarf Fortress
- lojban
- Posting spam emails on this forum
WOW! IT WORKED!
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The closest thing I've ever done to something named "driving" is mini-golf.
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AmaZON was bought out by WebMD? And their technology was upgraded to THY DUNGEONMAN levels?
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Amanda is having a bachelor party?
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I hope your date with 0JWCZ3Y64VPAV29AZ5N7OF0DZHWD goes well, Stephanie.
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@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
Amanda is having a bachelor party?
Amanda is the party.
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Is she a duck? Is she made of wood?
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@ben_lubar How do you get on these lists? I haven't yet.
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No thanks.
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@pie_flavor said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@ben_lubar How do you get on these lists? I haven't yet.
"Please unsubscribe me." ???
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@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
The closest thing I've ever done to something named "driving" is mini-golf.
Sadly, some of my drives have looked like that. I need to go to the range more often.
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No, this is actually legitimate email. But I had to chuckle that I was still subscribed to a mailing list I never paid attention to.
And that it took this long for them to realize I never open their mails and suspend the account.
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@tsaukpaetra TOASTER BONANZA!
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Ok, so my bank:
- doesn't know my name
- use Comic
- the return address is "Chase Bank <>"
- i before e (and there's more to that rule...)
- You forgot to capitalize
this
in the second sentence. Consistency, man, consistency!
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Ah, my chance to get authentic Oaklye Sunglass!
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@atazhaia Hey,you! Find out the sunglasses here.
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@dcon
Also, their CEO daylights in the International Funds Transfer Services under a slightly different first name, apparently.Not to mention the Benjamin Franklin signature.
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@izzion said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
JPMorgan Chase
Well, that explains a lot...
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@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@izzion said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
JPMorgan Chase
Well, that explains a lot...
Still better than Citi. Literal Hitler is better than Citi.
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@hardwaregeek said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@dcon said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
@izzion said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
JPMorgan Chase
Well, that explains a lot...
Still better than Citi. Literal Hitler is better than Citi.
Is it worse than Literal Hitler Squared though?
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@benjamin-hall said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
Is it worse than Literal Hitler Squared though?
Literal Hitler Squared didn't foreclose on my house, so I'm gonna say yes.
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@hardwaregeek I can accept that. Wow. Never thought I'd see the day that something was worse than Literal Hitler Squared. That takes some doing.
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Yes, as through this world I've wandered
I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.And as through your life you travel,
Yes, as through your life you roam,
You won't never see an outlaw
Drive a family from their home.-- Woodie Guthrie
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I mean... I'm sure tinnitus is a terribly upsetting condition, but I think destroying your ears may be a little extreme.
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@heterodox are they trying to tell you to eat Brain Surgeons for brekfast? What is brekfast?
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@ben_lubar said in 📧 The Official Spam Emails Thread™:
What is brekfast?
Maybe they mean @Blek fast.
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Please subscribe me to this spam
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Oh no my h4xx0r account was p4ssw0rd re5et
Thank you, security-team
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Hi, I'm Mr. Taxi and I can't spell my own 4-letter last name.
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This is certainly an uncommon format for a payment notice.
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FW: FW: RE:
Pleas reply
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No, this is 0r6k3ht. I'm not sure why you're asking me that question.
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I'm not entirely sure you know how charity donations work. You're not supposed to donate money from the charity to random people.
Also, you know it's the real one because nobody else could possibly fail to link to their own Wikipedia page.
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Hi
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RE: REPLYhow did you put values into a box?
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hello random internet person would you like to buy some CRUDE OIL i hear random internet people like to set up OIL REFINERIES
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PLEASE DONATE YOUR KIDNEY OVER THE INTERNET TO INDIA