The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra it would take me half a second just to move the mouse to upvote.
I will endeavor to slow myself down when possible.
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@Tsaukpaetra driving antipatterns thread is
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@bb36e I'm not sure I get it. Is this the best country from each continent?
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@obeselymorbid it's what Americans think of when they hear the name of that continent. (Let's ignore for a moment that Oceania isn't continent.)
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@Gąska What are the black things on the Union Jack for Oceania?
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@HardwareGeek indigenous people.
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@Gąska Those are supposed to be people? I've seen badly drawn stick figures, but I've never seen any drawings of people that look less like people than those.
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@HardwareGeek remember it's southern hemisphere. Everything is upside down.
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@Gąska Even upside down, those are some of the worst stick figures I've ever seen — limbless bodies with detached heads.
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@HardwareGeek Ever read the Sherlock Holmes story "The Adventure of the Dancing Men"? This story, known as the bane of pre-Unicode typesetters, includes coded messages using stick-figures as the code characters. Some of the characters have one arm, one leg, no arms at all, or are upside-down.
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@HardwareGeek I thought they were just supposed to be exclamation marks.
And the USA doesn't even have territorial claims in Antarctica (TIL only seven countries do) so I can't tell why their flag has been superimposed.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
detached heads
That's enough about git on the Funny Stuff thread!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra it would take me half a second just to move the mouse to upvote.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/lukejones/status/1131975567170056193?s=19
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/lukejones/status/1131975567170056193?s=19
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra it would take me half a second just to move the mouse to upvote.
That's because you have to physically move your mouse. Tsauk has a neural link, which saves time.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska Those are supposed to be people? I've seen badly drawn stick figures, but I've never seen any drawings of people that look less like people than those.
They looked like exclamation points to me. I was trying to figure out if it meant "Not, Not, Not Britain!"
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Are those actual quotes from the people pictured?
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are those actual quotes from the people pictured?
Sadly, yes. Well, at least some of them anyway.
Edit: Memri TV is famous for terrible translations, rampant anti-semitism and outright terrorist propaganda. It does get shooped though as well.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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So wait, which of these do you have a problem with?
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tsauk has a neural link, which saves time.
Well, when I'm active. When I'm not, responses may be delayed by hours, sometimes even days.
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@Cursorkeys but they're dragging away the wrong person
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys but they're dragging away the wrong person
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: Memri TV is famous for terrible translations, rampant anti-semitism and outright terrorist propaganda. It does get shooped though as well.
To be fair, the intent of MEMRI is to expose the anti-semitism and outright terrorist propaganda on TV in the Middle East. I have no idea how good their translations are or aren't.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: Memri TV is famous for terrible translations, rampant anti-semitism and outright terrorist propaganda. It does get shooped though as well.
To be fair, the intent of MEMRI is to expose the anti-semitism and outright terrorist propaganda on TV in the Middle East. I have no idea how good their translations are or aren't.
I can't read Arabic either, so I'm just going off what I've heard. I didn't know they were a re-broadcaster and not the originator of the programming though.
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@boomzilla I can't help noticing the similarities.
With that in mind:
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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That (and reading it) sounds like way too much work.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This sounds like some adult cartoon show with animals instead of humans.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
adult
Well, the pig is nude.
And dead, sadly :(
Unfortunately, the pig, whom Australians had nicknamed “Swino,” came to an inglorious end not long after his drunken outburst at the campground. A roadwork employee confirmed for the website Gawker that he had been found dead, the victim of a collision with a vehicle.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
adult
Well, the pig is nude.
And dead, sadly :(
Unfortunately, the pig, whom Australians had nicknamed “Swino,” came to an inglorious end not long after his drunken outburst at the campground. A roadwork employee confirmed for the website Gawker that he had been found dead, the victim of a collision with a vehicle.
And let this be a lesson to you kiddies - Drinking Is Dangerous!
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That (and reading it) sounds like way too much work.
I don't think you want to get swine too close to that picture.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
adult
Well, the pig is nude.
And dead, sadly :(
Unfortunately, the pig, whom Australians had nicknamed “Swino,” came to an inglorious end not long after his drunken outburst at the campground. A roadwork employee confirmed for the website Gawker that he had been found dead, the victim of a collision with a vehicle.
Drunken driving claimed another victim.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wait, India is the second largest country, period.
I suppose you can claim that India is English speaking (for some values of), but for it to be second largest, the largest English speaking country has to be China and by that measure every country is English speaking.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One of my more severe disagreements with my manager was when he claimed our new Indian documentation lead should be considered a native speaker for this reason. (We are both Dutch)
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
new Indian documentation lead
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(We are both Dutch)
A Dutch-Indian? Interesting.
Edit: or is it Indian-Dutch?
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@Gąska Me and the manager are Dutch. The assigned doc lead is Indian. But you knew that already.
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I just realized I missed a golden opportunity to make a joke about Cannabis indica.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A Dutch-Indian? Interesting.
Edit: or is it Indian-Dutch?
Indiutch.
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@Zecc Whatever that is, would probably not be related to India but to Indonesia (or the Dutch East Indies)