The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
our own continuous conscience is an illusion anyway.
This is apparently true. We backfill our memories of the past to make it all seem continuous.
if you believe it will work, you'll be happy until the last second, and the new "you" will be happy when it's turned on, there won't be a you that is disappointed with any of this
The "new you" will believe it to have worked; that's the whole point. The "old you" will not... if "old you" has enough time to form that opinion. If the transfer is done while you are unconscious, the matter is as moot as you care to design the scenario to be...
Consciousness is not a fully understood phenomenon. That is one of the true "holy grails" of science.
One of the main drives to want to stay alive is our self-preservation instinct, and if you believe it works enough, that instinct will be satisfied. Now I'll retcon it as why your religion said you need faith to achieve eternal life
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Someone probably already made the joke that Chuck Norris doesn't need to type a password, he would just stare at the login screen
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@hungrier Classic 3 Stooges.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor Hey, I'm as solipsistic as the next guy.
I'm sure it's just all in your head.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the name of the product (which would look like an UTF-8 encoding error).
"Måjibäkke"
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the name of the product (which would look like an UTF-8 encoding error).
"Måjibäkke"
Mörköövägen!
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We have a few IKEA things only available to us starchildren in the nordics since the rest of yous hasn't gotten past the pesky 4th dimension yet.
So that's what he was singing about!
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the name of the product (which would look like an UTF-8 encoding error).
"Måjibäkke"
Gesundheit!
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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IKEA capitalizes on lemming mania:
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Just to be clear - my wife said when we run out of something to "put it on the fridge so we dont forget to buy it". She never said anything about a "list"...
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@boomzilla "No safety, smoking first", can't argue with that logic.
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@error what story is this? Also, who would begin a chapter with a word that starts with K?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error what story is this? Also, who would begin a chapter with a word that starts with K?
Kevin.
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@error “ass’d” like I’ve seen in some places would probably be about as bad though.
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@error Pretty sure there's enough room on that label for "ORTED" anyway.
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@Watson No, letters are expensive. And what does it have to do with Electronic Arts, anyway?
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@error Nor "association".
Nor, come to think of it, pretty much anything starting in "ass" (inb4 "ass" itself).
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
nb4 "ass" itself
2 that would not be an abbreviation
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Of course you can wield this intentionally, such as when referring to the Recording Industry Ass. of America.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And what does it have to do with Electronic Arts, anyway?
If you've ever played an EA game, you understand the association with "ass fudge".
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@dcon Shark Waifu isn't real, shark waifu can't steal you.
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@dcon I see your meme and raise you the following.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That one's easy.
- The stormtrooper's shot goes wide of the redshirt
- As it continues traveling, looking for something to actually hit, it encounters the wall of a cave entrance
- Inside the cave is the den of a ferocious mountain lion mother with her cubs
- Infuriated, the mountain lion comes out and mauls the redshirt
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That one's easy.
- The stormtrooper's shot goes wide of the redshirt
- As it continues traveling, looking for something to actually hit, it encounters the wall of a cave entrance
- Inside the cave is the den of a ferocious mountain lion mother with her cubs
- Infuriated, the mountain lion comes out and mauls the redshirt
The usual solution is much shorter. The storm trooper shoots and misses the redshirt who dies anyway.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That one's easy.
- The stormtrooper's shot goes wide of the redshirt
- As it continues traveling, looking for something to actually hit, it encounters the wall of a cave entrance
- Inside the cave is the den of a ferocious mountain lion mother with her cubs
- Infuriated, the mountain lion comes out and mauls the redshirt
The usual solution is much shorter. The storm trooper shoots and misses the redshirt who dies anyway.
Yes, but once you name it Schrodinger, it must involve a cat.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That one's easy.
- The stormtrooper's shot goes wide of the redshirt
- As it continues traveling, looking for something to actually hit, it encounters the wall of a cave entrance
- Inside the cave is the den of a ferocious mountain lion mother with her cubs
- Infuriated, the mountain lion comes out and mauls the redshirt
The usual solution is much shorter. The storm trooper shoots and misses the redshirt who dies anyway.
Yes, but once you name it Schrodinger, it must involve a cat.
Use a Caitian redshirt?
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's a
Buggus Greenus
.
What's so complicated with knowing that?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's a
Buggus Greenus
.
What's so complicated with knowing that?
Buggus Greenus is the technical entomology name.
He prefers Dave.
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@BernieTheBernie Does he have a beautiful wife?
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Buggus Greenus is the technical entomology name.
He prefers Dave.
And there I was mixing him up with his brother, Bruce.
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@ixvedeusi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie Does he have a beautiful wife?
I assume that
Bugga greena
is also just a stinkbug.
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WHARRGARBLE
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Monument to the new generation
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Monument to the new generation
I suppose Jack-O was just too on-the-nose?