The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@HardwareGeek because they don't know what the width (and therefore height) will be when it renders.
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@Jarry said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That must have been one brave &(%^#$$&(&#$ to paint that tiger blue.
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Some useful tips...
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@DoctorJones
Where is my morning cheer?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's ok if the guy has the IQ of a turnip?
So it's ok if he's vegan?
Yeah, 'cause you know, having a conscience is the same as having a low IQ.
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's ok if the guy has the IQ of a turnip?
So it's ok if he's vegan?
Yeah, 'cause you know, having a conscience is the same as having a low IQ.
No. Thinking that not eating food means you have a conscience is the same as having a low IQ.
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That must have been one brave &(%^#$$&(&#$ to paint that tiger blue.
Especially the sclera of his eyes.
Imagine the lives that'll be saved when we have some kind of photographic technology that can change the color of objects in an image, so you don't have to paint tigers.
(Chrome just made me sanity-check "sclera" spelling like 6 times because it's not in its dictionary. WTF Chrome? It's a perfectly cromulent medical term.)
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Remember that guy who writes for the NY Daily News who got 1-hour PTSD from shooting a gun?
Click the right-hand link, the oneboxing doesn't work well.
Apparently a custom holster manufacturer sent him one made to fit a tampon.
Credit where it's due: at least he owned it.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Apparently a custom holster manufacturer sent him one made to fit a tampon.
Gersh Kuntzman
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My husband gave my daughter a toddler cup of milk and one of water. I mentioned that she is double fisting.
That phrase always sounds dirty to me...so it is even more twisted when I used it in reference to my 3 yo.
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@FrostCat this comment:
Recieved tampon as a joke, now knows what its like to have toxic shock syndrome.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
double fisting
alternatively, ski-poling works as well
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
double fisting
alternatively, ski-poling works as well
I like it...sounds less dirty.
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@Karla don't Bing® that term though
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla don't Bing® that term though
Oh noes! Now, I am thinking that must be worse...
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@Karla only as dirty as you make it
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
double fisting.
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
my 3 yo.
Pretty sure that's slang for something sexual, if Engine's snickering is anything to go by.....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
double fisting.
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
my 3 yo.
Pretty sure that's slang for something sexual, if Engine's snickering is anything to go by.....
You have a perverted mind. Probably even think there's something sexual about cornholing.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
double fisting.
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
my 3 yo.
Pretty sure that's slang for something sexual, if Engine's snickering is anything to go by.....
You have a perverted mind. Probably even think there's something sexual about cornholing.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You have a perverted mind. Probably even think there's something sexual about cornholing.
I have many pieces to my mind, Engine being one of them. This forum is probably one of the only three places I regularly pay attention to that module with any degree of sincerity.
It can be enlightening sometimes.
Corn-holing for example indicates a hole in which corn may be shoved through in order to separate the corn from the core.
Engine suggests it's a particular texture for a fifi.
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Spider-Pig is able to stand on the side of objects and...well, not much else.
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this reminded me of @lucas1
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How many TD forum group members does it take to change a lightbulb?
- 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
- 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
- 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
- 27 s to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
- 53 to the spell checkers.
- 41 s to correct spelling/grammar s.
- 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive pendants
- 2 industry professionals to
informthe group that the proper term is "lamp". - 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
- 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
- 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
- 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
- 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
- 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
- 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
- 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
- 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
- 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
- developers to try to keep nodebb running through all this.
From an email I received a while back that was just rediscovered.How many online forum group members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
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@CoyneTheDup And on this forum, all of that is accomplished by like... 50 people.
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@CoyneTheDup You really think the discussion would stay on the topic of light bulbs long enough for all that to happen? YMBNH.
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"courteous"...
I saw that post, on a vet facebook thread.
Where all the vets were trolling him.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
on a vet facebook thread
TIL veterinarians are avid facebook users
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@CoyneTheDup That's not here. It's far too on-topic for here.
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@CoyneTheDup you forgot the 10 who derail the topic into an argument over whether shooting Donald Trump with a trans gun would make all Muslims Christian
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mentioned that she is double fisting
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
ski-poling works as well
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like it...sounds less dirty.
I think you mean "downhill skiing".
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@DoctorJones I am not even going to look. I don't want to know.
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"We took the two most-loathed fonts and bred them to create a super-font".
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Good times.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think you mean "downhill skiing".
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones I am not even going to look. I don't want to know.
It's perfectly innocent, honest! :evil-grin:
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I read all of them in Fact
CorSphere's voice.Ediot: Sorry for the racism.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it?
The woman far away is Asian. It's a slanty-eyed joke.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
woman far away is Asian.
Honestly couldn't tell it's so blurry.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it?
"so that's why you're squinting all the time."
It's a racist joke. The person complaining about not being able to see is Asian.
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@anotherusername Huh. TIL.
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What's worse is you only see the woman making the comment briefly from an ambiguous angle, so I thought she might also be Asian.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My husband gave my daughter a toddler cup of milk and one of water. I mentioned that she is double fisting.
That phrase always sounds dirty to me...so it is even more twisted when I used it in reference to my 3 yo.
If you say, "she's a two-fisted drinker", it sounds more Western and less dirty.