The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Onyx In that vein:
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Someone translate thing in for me, it has the confusion for my Brian.
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@Tsaukpaetra
Harry Potter suffers from information overload whilst studying his magic texts. His friends Ron and the girl try to help but end up erasing all his magic knowledge. Harry's wand gets depressed over a future of failure and commits suicide by snapping itself in half. This triggers intervention by the authorities who decide that Harry is responsible for the suicide of the wand so they decide that Harry must be punished with death in a similar manner i.e they turn him into a wand and snap him in half.
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@loose huh. Well there you have it, sense from nonsense.
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@Tsaukpaetra To give the benefit of the doubt to the "chan" poster, it is a classic example of bad English as a Foreign Language, and virtually impossible for anybody else who has EFL to understand. OTH, he could have just been taking the piss.
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@loose said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
OTH, he could have just been taking the piss.
Pretty sure it's just that.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx In that vein:
wait, VGCats is updating again?
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx In that vein:
This was really really funny :)
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@loose said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra
Harry Potter suffers from information overload whilst studying his magic texts.HARRY POTTER wants to learn LEARNINGS!
But HARRY POTTER can't learn more than four moves!
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Onyx In that vein:
wait, VGCats is updating again?
From time to time, maybe once or twice a month.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
wait, VGCats is updating again?
Remember the good old times when websites had RDF feeds?
http://www.vgcats.com/vgcats.rdf.xml (look how many comics it has!)
VG Cats - Updated Weekly
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Remember the good old times when websites had RDF feeds?
Wait, are you telling me that RDF has ever been used for anything?
I thought it was just one of those pointless brain-wanks the W3C seems to enjoy doing.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Remember the good old times when websites had RDF feeds?
No?
I remember when a lot of sites had RSS feeds, most still do.
And I remember what the XML schema of an RSS feed looks like, hm, kind of like the thing you linked us to.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I remember when a lot of sites had RSS feeds, most still do.
Yeah, it's just that in these days of syndication via facebook, twitter, etc, everyone seems to have forgotten the old and easy way.
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TL;DR Gawker publishes detailed report claiming Donald Trump's hair is a $60,000 "microcylinder weave" thing. Gets sued by person that allegedly did the hair job.
It's understandable. "We will make your hair look as good as Trump's" might scare a few customers.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TIL about assumptionsort, the best and fastest sorting algorithm:
list<T> AssumptionSort(list<T> inputList) { //assume the list is already sorted return inputList; }
Wow. It's stable, too. Near zero memory footprint. On the Order of 0N.
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TL;DR Gawker publishes detailed report claiming Donald Trump's hair is a $60,000 "microcylinder weave" thing. Gets sued by person that allegedly did the hair job.
It's understandable. "We will make your hair will look as good as Trump's" might scare a few customers.
In TechDirt, Pixel wrote:
Ivari International should sue themselves for defamation if they had anything to do with Trump's hair.
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
google translate http://respon.org detects Japanese and something seems amiss in the translation, by example this paragrhaph
In as much as possible this time cheap, that it would like to distribute a substrate having a function, we have to distribute the Arduino shield board.
That the green onions pretend board girl, picture drawn in the substrate is turned to the touch sensor, or you can shake a green onion when you touch.mhhh... an electronic shake the fist and yell at clouds ?
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inb4 bear murderer
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Bet he got killed by the 100th bear.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
nb4 bear murderer
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=32430 (Search for "bodo")
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@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
[cats]
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." - Ogden Nash
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@cartman82 Everyone who's had a cat knows the answer is "Inside with the door open". Especially if it's cold out.
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@PleegWat Yeah, it's a dumb thing. Cats don't want to be either inside or outside, what they really want is the agency to be in one or the other place on their own terms.
a.k.a. they want the door open.
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@blakeyrat
Or they are just messing around with us ... little furry psychopaths ...
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what they really want is the agency
This has also been my experience.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what they really want is the agency
Then they should just man up and grow opposable thumbs. I had to, so I don't see why they should get special treatment.
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[catching up]
@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My new ringtone starts at 7:34 :-)
The massed kazoos of 8:29 were in the running, but I just had to have the toy piano.Yeah, needs more toy piano. Though I thought the very ending starting from 16:55 would make a good ringtone too.
What I would have liked this to be is a piece that starts off normally, and then through the piece has more and more of the orchestral parts replaced by kazoos. Instead they kept the orchestra going throughout and really quite often it overshadowed the kazoos. Admittedly, it would have made it hard to get the big crescendo going.
Anyway. What I originally came to this thread to post about was a little snippet I was reading in a report about the e-borders initiative in the UK.
The 2007 business case noted border systems in several countries, citing the USA and Australia as the most mature comparators. However, neither country’s system then captured and analysed rail and ferry passenger data
Yeah... historically rail traffic across Australia's borders has been pretty low, y'know? And the kinds of people that operate ferry services to Australia aren't likely to sign up to send us passenger information in advance.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what they really want is the agency
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Meows In Black.
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What I would have liked this to be...
The Highly Irritating Orchestra has ways to irritate everybody!
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http://i.imgur.com/HkbIbea.jpg
Ha ha ha....
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@flabdablet I'm an avid cyclist, but that cyclist just antagonized that entire situation. He's the asshole.
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@dcon Quite so, but it remains a matter of simple fact that cunts like that cunt in the Peugeot fully deserve every faceplant into bitumen they bring upon themselves, and watching them suffer it is funny.
And that cyclist has to live with himself, which is clearly punishment enough.
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@flabdablet will have to watch when I can have audio, looks like the biker was being a dick more.
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@dcon No cyclists are always holy, angel-like beings making the road better for everybody. That's what people I work with who cycle in to work say.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon No cyclists are always holy, angel-like beings making the road better for everybody.
Except when they're on the pavement.
We've had this conversation before. pavement.uk where they shouldn't be, not pavement.us where they should be.
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@PJH Don't you guys have stuff like bike lanes?
Ones that, depending on available space and general street layout, are on pavement or road?