Before they were out of earshot they were passed by third guy who is going horizontally. "Cannons? Either of you know anything about circus cannons?"
BatConley
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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RE: Smart contracts
@Adynathos said in Smart contracts:
@blakeyrat It would be funny if majority of miners decide to decline this change, but I guess the devs will sneak it in as a regular update.
This whole thing has the feeling of sci-fi hacking: "the hacker is draining our accounts, but we cannot shut down his access".
They can stop it by correcting their contract.
But I was reading up in Scanning Live Ethereum Contracts for the "Unchecked-Send" Bug (which is linked from the DAO vulnerability link) and found this:
Upon inspection, *not one of the Solidity programs that passed our heuristic check actually applied the recommended best-practice of testing the callstack directly.*
When there are, for example, 5% of the contracts that have a problem then that's clumsy programmers. When none of the programmers can get it right, that's a system architecture issue: they are expecting the programmers to correct for an architecture deficiency; which is hard, so no one does it.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@anotherusername I'm pretty sure boned rolled pig was an early version of spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....durn Vikings. Spam is probably more nutritious, I think they had to give up on the dirt filler.
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RE: Let's play Tax Chicken!
@fbmac said in Let's play Tax Chicken!:
@kt_ said in Let's play Tax Chicken!:
województwo
I'm impressed how you people can learn your own language. Your words looks like random characters to me.
Have you taken a close, objective, look at English lately?
Latest posts made by BatConley
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Before they were out of earshot they were passed by third guy who is going horizontally. "Cannons? Either of you know anything about circus cannons?"
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@anotherusername I'm pretty sure boned rolled pig was an early version of spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....durn Vikings. Spam is probably more nutritious, I think they had to give up on the dirt filler.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TIL about assumptionsort, the best and fastest sorting algorithm:
list<T> AssumptionSort(list<T> inputList) { //assume the list is already sorted return inputList; }
Wow. It's stable, too. Near zero memory footprint. On the Order of 0N.
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TL;DR Gawker publishes detailed report claiming Donald Trump's hair is a $60,000 "microcylinder weave" thing. Gets sued by person that allegedly did the hair job.
It's understandable. "We will make your hair will look as good as Trump's" might scare a few customers.
In TechDirt, Pixel wrote:
Ivari International should sue themselves for defamation if they had anything to do with Trump's hair.
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RE: Let's cry about a fucking shark
Anyone heard of a concept called "going viral"?
This is a perfect example, and the prime feature is a big hullabaloo about bullshit.
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RE: Dates are hard, episode INT(RND()*256)
@Gurth But they still would have found out when they typed in 08-13-20xx and the software upchucked.
So you find out you've entered dates wrong for two weeks: why wouldn't you arrange to fix the dates that were entered wrong? Because you just fucking don't care, that's why.
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RE: Dates are hard, episode INT(RND()*256)
@PleegWat said in Dates are hard, episode INT(RND()*256):
@BatConley said in Dates are hard, episode INT(RND()*256):
(What's that 13th month again?)
Undecimber. From the Latin word for eleven.
Thank you, Mr. Literal. My point was: the US calendar doesn't have that month.
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RE: Let's play Tax Chicken!
@fbmac said in Let's play Tax Chicken!:
@kt_ said in Let's play Tax Chicken!:
województwo
I'm impressed how you people can learn your own language. Your words looks like random characters to me.
Have you taken a close, objective, look at English lately?
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RE: Dates are hard, episode INT(RND()*256)
Typical for US Government work. Even if they installed this on August 1, they definitely noticed the code was broken on August 13. (What's that 13th month again?)
But go back and fix the broken data? Fuck no! It's just foreigners, who cares about them?
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RE: The Official Good Ideas Thread™
@da-Doctah said in The Official Good Ideas Thread™:
Ah, yes, the Visibone "Everything Book". Mind you, I found it helpful to scan the whole thing and make a PDF out of it so I can have it on whatever device I'm using at the moment.
Little dated though, 2009. Time to upgrade, only $90 laminated.