The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Reading the English translation is even funnier then the original article.
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Clickbait image, but the expression on the cow's face says it all:
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Seriously, this video belongs in this thread seeing the way this thing drives around corners:
I think it should be stated that four wheel steering is vastly more entertaining than two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d96B-x8NPag
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##Allegedly: Charlie Sheen Videorecorded Partying With Another Dude
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Obviously, Charlie Sheen has a lot of skeletons in his closet, and those skeletons are all smoking crack, and going down on each other.
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Haha poor Button!
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This post is deleted!
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When Jeff said he wanted to make software with all open source stuff, he didn't mean he wanted to make software with all open source stuff. He meant he wanted to make software with all open source stuff.
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C!
Probably already posted but still worth a giggle.
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Another old one. I'll bored so I'm clearing out my pictures folder.
Upper and lower cased cats!
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Ah, Maine-iacs.
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Happens all the time. Conversation with a local taco shop:
> Can I get the {burrito with beans, guacamole, cheese, meat, and a few things else}, but without guac?
< Oh no, we can't do that?
> *thinks to self: Why not? * Ok, well can you do {same burrito as above, but without cheese, meat, and guacamole} but add cheese and meat?
< Oh yes! Sure!
> Thanks. It's a good thing that's cheaper than simply taking out the guac, huh?
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In 1988 or '89 I was with someone in a car when he asked for iced coffee at a McDonalds. They told him they could give him a separate cup with ice but they couldn't make an iced coffee for him.
This was after he explained what iced coffee was.
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Evil butterflies, apparently.
Dreams, nightmares, whatever. (In this picture, they're running back to the bedroom to get busy.)
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In 1988 or '89 I was with someone in a car when he asked for iced coffee at a McDonalds. They told him they could give him a separate cup with ice but they couldn't make an iced coffee for him.
I had that on Amtrak around the same time, only it was iced tea they couldn't figure out how to make.
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@FrostCat said:
In 1988 or '89 I was with someone in a car when he asked for iced coffee at a McDonalds. They told him they could give him a separate cup with ice but they couldn't make an iced coffee for him.
I had that on Amtrak around the same time, only it was iced tea they couldn't figure out how to make.
Did they figure out how to make iced water, at least?
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Perfect way to start the day. Thank you!
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YMBNH
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In 1988 or '89 I was with someone in a car when he asked for iced coffee at a McDonalds. They told him they could give him a separate cup with ice but they couldn't make an iced coffee for him.I had that on Amtrak around the same time, only it was iced tea they couldn't figure out how to make.
Did they figure out how to make iced water, at least?
They brought me a pot of hot water, a tea bag, and a glass of ice and let me work it out for myself. (Old Russian guy across the table ran into me in the corridor later in the day and asked with obvious amusement "did you get your cold hot tea?")
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I got 41%...
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I got 58%, but only 42% of those weren't pure luck.
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Crap. I got 91%.
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Wow, I actually recognised two of them…
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Pokémon or Big Data? I recognized a few gen 1 Pokémons, and Hadoop. Rest was guesswork.
My favourite:
[spoiler]Summingbird is Big Data!
This Twitter technology combines streaming, MapReduce, Scalding, Scala and Storm. Potential users must prove they are hipster before allowed to download.[/spoiler]
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Yeah, that'll show 'em. They'll be so traumatized by a picture of a rubber ducky they'll stop sawing people's heads off.
I mean, it's funny but I can't imagine it having any measurable effect.
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I can't imagine it having any measurable effect.
Not among the decapitators, but among the people who might be influenced to join them, it might. Study the black art of propaganda sometime…
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Or it will just make them angrier and want to kill you more. Meh...they're gonna do what they're gonna do. We just need to help them end the martyr shortage.
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We just need to help them end the martyr shortage.
That's what napalm and phosphorous grenades are for.
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http://i.imgur.com/N7nXg.jpg
As long as you're not using the term fairly light you should be okay. That's now homophobic. The new term to use is poof lantern.
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Congratulation, you did 58%!
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I think the term for this specific one is either "loudmouth" or, more commonly, "Navi, would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP, I KNOW IT'S THERE!"
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In 1988 or '89 I was with someone in a car when he asked for iced coffee at a McDonalds. They told him they could give him a separate cup with ice but they couldn't make an iced coffee for him.
This was after he explained what iced coffee was.
The machine that was supposed to dispense exactly 1 cup of coffee would've overflowed the cup if there was already ice in it.
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https://i.imgur.com/DLmiCXj.jpg
"Learning CSS"
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The machine that was supposed to dispense exactly 1 cup of coffee would've overflowed the cup if there was already ice in it.
I don't think they were using those back then, but maybe. But no, the cashier didn't know what it was, and after it was explained, I think a manager came over and said they couldn't make it for him.
those machines have overflow trays, so they actually could have.
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those machines have overflow trays, so they actually could have.
Yes, and risk the customer getting an aneurysm, because half of the coffee they paid for was dumped down the drain. And then the cup is over-filled.
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Yes, and risk the customer getting an aneurysm, because half of the coffee they paid for was dumped down the drain.
How would a drive-through customer know?
And then the cup is over-filled.
That's easy enough to solve at the station.
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Well, I've been away from the pokemon scene a bit too long it seems...
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because half of the coffee they paid for was dumped down the drain.
No, they paid for (1 cup containing (coffee with an ice cube)), not ((1 cup of coffee) and (an ice cube)).
It's not physically possible to fill one cup with coffee, then also add something else that takes volume. You would have to give the ice cubes in a separate cup, which is ridiculous.
...wait, that's what happened isn't it? Fuck.
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Solution: make ice cubes of frozen coffee.
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No, they paid for (1 cup containing (coffee with an ice cube)), not ((1 cup of coffee) and (an ice cube)).
They couldn't pay for (1 cup containing (coffee with an ice cube)). It was not on the menu.
Anyway, one way you get in 2 separate cups:
- 1 cup of coffee
- 1 cup of ice (free)
The other way you get mixed together in 1 cup:
- about ½ of a cup of coffee
- about 1 cup of ice (free)
And they cost the same amount... I'd just assume have the whole cup of coffee, then I can pour half of it in the cup of ice, and save the rest to refill it when it gets low.
You can, of course, dump half the coffee into the ice and then drop the cup with the rest of the coffee in the trash, if you want to do that with the coffee you bought. That's your prerogative.