The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I just walked past the server room, where someone in New Jersey is remotely installing Windows Server 2008 R2 on our new server (and not 2012 R2 like I asked for). Apparently they have to do the "insert driver disk" thing to see the drive array, and as I walked by a chooser dialog was up, referencing the local DVD drive (D:) and what must've been a shared DVD drive on their end (E:), labelled BUNNY_WABBIT.
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Filed under: ?
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Saw this in the pub a few months back.
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Rape with cheese? It's usually more like a cream.
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Ran it with my students during a break. They got 100%
Filed under: In your face!
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Conclusion: Your students play way too many Pokémon games.
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Conclusion: Your students play way too many Pokémon games.
There is an alternative explanation too, you know, but given how the discussions went I am inclined to agree with you.
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Why? Rape != Râpe
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Dutch Idiom: Pulling carrots.
Translation: Reading TDWTF instead of working
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What doesn't sound like a euphemism?
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Unambiguous descriptions and/or offers pertaining to sexual activities?
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I'm going to gut you with a big purple dildo. Find the euphemism there!
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offers pertaining to sexual activities
what are you offering exactlly? It's not unambiguous.
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Your will be in a
PM, as always.Belgians, so needy...
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As a side note when I put that on the clipboard it threw an exception in the app I'm debugging... The bigger surprise is its not in the code I'm trying to fix.
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"a sex act" doesn't sound like a euphemism, it's pretty direct.
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pretty direct
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As a side note when I put that on the clipboard it threw an exception in the app I'm debugging...
So Discourse is triggering bugs in other applications? THE DISEASE IS SPREADING. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Filed under: "Cow-cium", the best source of bovine semen
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So are they pokemon playing manchildren or big data maverics?
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Or idiots using NoSQL to keep track of their PokeCollection
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They have anywhere between 172.7 and 175.13 pokemon, according to different shards of their nosql distributed solution.
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[spoiler][/spoiler]
Filed under: That's one hell of a trickEdit: Tried to spoiler it but spoiler tags aren't working, anyone got any idea what's wrong? (apart from and )
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So are they pokemon playing manchildren or big data maverics?
I read this post like 5 times now because stupid Discourse keeps jellypotatoing me around the damned thread, and every freaking time I see this:
I only ever played the first game! is wrong with my brain and useless information retention?
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anyone got any idea what's wrong?
You thinking a picture containing the word 'vagina' needs spoiling?
apart from and
Ah, never mind then.
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You thinking a picture containin the word 'vagina' needs spoiling?
No I don't, but I know there are some more sensitive people on the forums who might complain that it isn't spoilered (I've been stung before), so I thought I'd try to make an effort.
It also contains the word [spoiler]cunt[/spoiler].
Edit: It appears spoilers work on words
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spoilered
Is that how it's supposed to be verbed?
I've been stung before
I say fuck those tolerant cunts.
[spoiler]<img src="http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070526003353/uncyclopedia/images/7/7f/300px-Photooftheyear-cunt-bush.jpg"[/spoiler]
NOREPRO on not spoilering
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It also contains the word <spoilered>
My understanding was that the impact of that word is dependent on the reader's location? Or was it the other one, similar to "tweet"?
Can we have geolocation-aware spoilers?
Filed under: I can't see how that could go wrong!
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My understanding was that the impact of that word is dependent on the reader's peeing hole's location?
FTFY
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No, I meant what I said. I'm pretty sure one of those is perfectly OK in UK and offensive in US. Or vice-versa, something like that.
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I think you meant Australia.
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Possible. I watched a video about it but it was ages ago.
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I know you meant what you said.
I'm pretty sure both 'cunt' and 'twat' are perfectly acceptable synonyms for 'mate' in UK.
As I understand, it's not usual to say e.g. "Hello, you silly twat" upon meeting a friend in US.That's still a long way from being offended by merely seeing the word 'cunt' written on your screen. For those cunts who are, I can only suggest seeking treatment for their terminal stage PC syndrome.
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