The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I suppose I need to wake up Inner Child or something.
@Zerosquare is needed for a reboot, again
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I suppose I need to wake up Inner Child or something.
@Zerosquare is needed for a reboot, again
Maybe we could even set up a
Tsaukpaetra Standalone Reboot Task-S-1-5-21-823572385-892357782-8239753276-2938763536
At 9:41 AM on 5/1/1992 - After triggered, repeat every 1.00:00:00 indefinitely.
in the Task Scheduler and rarely bother with it again?
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@TimeBandit I always enjoy the stories of people gluing themselves to shit. As if that's going to do anything.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I always enjoy the stories of people gluing themselves to shit. As if that's going to do anything.
Everything else (save for bombs and assassinations) has already been tried. And that's not a joke.
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@TimeBandit I hope they make him pay for the road repair too.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I hope they make him pay for the road repair too.
Oh, don't worry about that. What the guns are for the US, the car is for Germany. Only here you can run over a toddler in a "play street" while drunk and only get 3 months on probation (and a 2000€ fine and only a 1 months suspension of your license) whereas some of those guys are sent to jail for five months.
Actual quote from a lawyer: "The best way to kill someone and get away with it in Germany? Run him over with your car."
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@TimeBandit Unfortunately, they won't do it like that.
And also, the pic was generated by AI - just look at his hand.
And also 2: simply use salad oil to un-stick.
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Me: My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic.
AAA: Sir, this is Triple-A
Me: I know. I'm explaining why my car is in the lake.
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@Gern_Blaanston there’s at least three sequels!
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Me: My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic.
AAA: Sir, this is Triple-A
Me: I know. I'm explaining why my car is in the lake.
I figured he thought he was at AAAAA, the organization for people who drive you to drink.
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@da-Doctah I’ve worked at one of those places.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Me: My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic.
AAA: Sir, this is Triple-A
Me: I know. I'm explaining why my car is in the lake.
I figured he thought he was at AAAAA, the organization for people who drive you to drink.
AAAAA, an acronym that has vexed many, stands for the Association of Annoying Ailments and Absurdity. It is an organization that brings together individuals who possess an uncanny ability to drive their fellow human beings to the brink of madness. If you've ever encountered someone who made you want to reach for that bottle of wine or pour yourself a stiff drink, chances are they are a part of AAAAA.
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@sockpuppet7 Do they sell rattlesnake growth hormone? AAAAArgh?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@sockpuppet7 Do they sell rattlesnake growth hormone? AAAAArgh?
Not to be confused with the Rabbit of Caerbannog which goes Arrrghhh.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@sockpuppet7 Do they sell rattlesnake growth hormone? AAAAArgh?
Not to be confused with the Rabbit of Caerbannog which goes Arrrghhh.
The rabbit doesn't, that's what people who encounter it do... As they die.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Only 15? How fucking short are you?
He showered in cold water, there’s nothing he can do about it.
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One could suggest this is a way to be smooth on the streets and a freak in the sheets.
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@Arantor Shaving all over?
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@dkf only where it matters.
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Take a look at this fine grand piano:
They screwed it up, didn't they?
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Who the heck did that, and why?!
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@Zerosquare Maybe it's supposed to make it more metal?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Who the heck did that, and why?!I wonder if that's just how it was made - those screws look like the same ones that are in the top. I'm almost okay with them - except my OCD is kicking in on the one on the left (set of 3)
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@Zerosquare I don't know. It's an item for sale on ebay.
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@loopback0 That means: upper management.
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@dcon Is that a punk album cover I'm not familiar with?
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@BernieTheBernie I rather think they screwed it sideways.
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Is that a punk album cover I'm not familiar with?
It popped up in my FB feed...
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It could have been worse than screwing it sideways, they could have screwed it up.
(Sorry, I'll go back to the pun thread now.)
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@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Me: My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic.
AAA: Sir, this is Triple-A
Me: I know. I'm explaining why my car is in the lake.
I figured he thought he was at AAAAA, the organization for people who drive you to drink.
AAAAA, an acronym that has vexed many, stands for the Association of Annoying Ailments and Absurdity. It is an organization that brings together individuals who possess an uncanny ability to drive their fellow human beings to the brink of madness. If you've ever encountered someone who made you want to reach for that bottle of wine or pour yourself a stiff drink, chances are they are a part of AAAAA.
That sounds like HGTG excerpt
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@dcon Warning means "Someone is about to make tacos." "Having tacos right now" would be "emergency". (At least if they're from Taco Hell. For non- tacos, it might be time.)
Presumably, this is supposed to mimic severe weather advisories. Watch: Conditions are expected to be right for severe weather event to happen in the next few hours. Warning: There's a high probability of severe weather event happening soon. Emergency: It's happenin', baby!
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Presumably, this is supposed to mimic severe weather advisories.
Yup, it was posted from Oregon's highway (I think) FB account about weather.