The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Mason_Wheeler I like that idea. But there is a problem:
I cannot place it such that they see it.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler I like that idea. But there is a problem:
I cannot place it such that they see it.Sounds like you've got some trees to get choppin'
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@izzion Moment... Actually, what about placing it in the trees...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are they nosy noisies? If you cannot place the snake so that they can see it, I don't see how they could be nosy (about you).
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Maybe this will help you with the noisies:
(I don’t mind them so much. Maybe there are already enough trees here.)
addendum: okay, when some miner a hundred metres away makes an alarm call and all the cute birds scarper into the trees, that is somewhat irritating. But when certain parrots are taking their sweet time, it’s also something of a useful service
Video marginally related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z8bPZhm86M
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
when certain parrots are taking their sweet time
That's the kind of problem I wish I had.
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@Vault_Dweller is using WinRAR
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller is using WinRAR
Some of us have bought it.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller is using WinRAR
Some of us have bought it.
Technically, didn't someone buy it for you?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller is using WinRAR
Some of us have bought it.
Technically, didn't someone buy it for you?
Well if you want to be pedantic about it it was a team effort.
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15 years ago a star was born:
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@Atazhaia not this shit again.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Some of us have bought it.
Never buy anything while drunk.
Wait, then you couldn't buy anything ever
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I love myself some, uh, apples?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Never buy anything while drunk.
Wait, then you couldn't buy anything ever
But if you're drunk all the time, you're probably not actually drunk. You're probably physically addicted, and the alcohol is just preventing the DT's.
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@jinpa Sounds like a good way to truly solve that issue.
: Your chatbot is a better boyfriend than you. Good bye!
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@dcon It would have not been a very happy marriage anyway. Sounds like he needs someone with the self-control to not disturb his work.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are they nosy noisies?
Oh fück...
Thou shalt not deviate from the Holy Scriptures by even a iota...
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@acrow That's why you get yourself a mistress. Then your wife will think you're with your mistress, your mistress thinks you're with your wife, and you can be at the office getting some work done.
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@boomzilla
with 30 sixtees
?with her the sixtees
? Does not make sense either...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla
with 30 sixtees
?with her the sixtees
? Does not make sense either...By the time you fit the other non-d letters into her name, it’s probably well over 40 characters.
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@BernieTheBernie Spoiling the "joke":
The "obvious" meaning: Refers to American bra sizes. 36D would be a large bra size. The joke is that Welsh names can be long, so there's probably one with 36 D's in it. Probably sprung from the Welsh town name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, however, has only one d.
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@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow That's why you get yourself a mistress. Then your wife will think you're with your mistress, your mistress thinks you're with your wife, and you can be at the office getting some work done.
With these circumstances, you should get a
wife and mistress allowance
beyond your salary.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie Spoiling the "joke":
The "obvious" meaning: Refers to American bra sizes. 36D would be a large bra size. The joke is that Welsh names can be long, so there's probably one with 36 D's in it. Probably sprung from the Welsh town name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, however, has only one d.Q: What's a zebra?
A: 25 cup sizes bigger than an A bra.American on two counts.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie Spoiling the "joke":
The "obvious" meaning: Refers to American bra sizes. 36D would be a large bra size. The joke is that Welsh names can be long, so there's probably one with 36 D's in it. Probably sprung from the Welsh town name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, however, has only one d.Q: What's a zebra?
A: 25 cup sizes bigger than an A bra.American on two counts.
Confession: I cannot hear the difference between a zebra and a cebra.
Well, American anyway. Zed is pretty clear.
Filed under: Zed’s dead, baby.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie Spoiling the "joke":
The "obvious" meaning: Refers to American bra sizes. 36D would be a large bra size. The joke is that Welsh names can be long, so there's probably one with 36 D's in it. Probably sprung from the Welsh town name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, however, has only one d.Q: What's a zebra?
A: 25 cup sizes bigger than an A bra.American on two counts.
Confession: I cannot hear the difference between a zebra and a cebra.
Well, American anyway. Zed is pretty clear.
Filed under: Zed’s dead, baby.
In theory the start of zebra has more of a voiced buzzing sound from the
z
as opposed to thes
sound of the softc
at the start of made up word cebra.
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@boomzilla I know there’s supposed to be a difference (that’s why it’s labeled confession), I just can’t usually discern it.
And I get a headache as soon as people start talking about glottal stops and voiceless dental lateral fricatives.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie Spoiling the "joke":
The "obvious" meaning: Refers to American bra sizes. 36D would be a large bra size. The joke is that Welsh names can be long, so there's probably one with 36 D's in it. Probably sprung from the Welsh town name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, however, has only one d.Q: What's a zebra?
A: 25 cup sizes bigger than an A bra.American on two counts.
I used to tease an ex endowed with an A cup with that when she used "c-pra" (a shorthand of her name) as the name of her company.
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Dispatcher: So, there's two people, there's two subjects in your backyard?
Caller: Correct and they're very large. They're like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes. Like, I can't explain it, and big mouth. They're shiny eyes and they're human. They're 100% not human.
... Reminds me of:
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dispatcher: So, there's two people, there's two subjects in your backyard?
Caller: Correct and they're very large. They're like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes. Like, I can't explain it, and big mouth. They're shiny eyes and they're human. They're 100% not human.
... Reminds me of:
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@LaoC TIL medieval peasants dressed in tiny pieces cut out from their lords' clothes.
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@TimeBandit homework question: compute the age of the meme based on inflation.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dispatcher: So, there's two people, there's two subjects in your backyard?
Caller: Correct and they're very large. They're like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes. Like, I can't explain it, and big mouth. They're shiny eyes and they're human. They're 100% not human.
... Reminds me of:
The Great Muppet Invasion..
(Actually, I seem to recall Henson had a specific name for the kinds of characters that had people inside them.)
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I told my psychiatrist "Everyone hates me."
He said "That's ridiculous. Everyone hasn't met you yet".
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@status clearly doesn't work. Have you tried @by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no?