The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
-
I see @Polygeekery is selling his house:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5603-Winslow-Rd-Franklin-TN-37064/2060108262_zpid/
-
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I see @Polygeekery is selling his house:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5603-Winslow-Rd-Franklin-TN-37064/2060108262_zpid/
That's some hot real estate!
-
@Carnage I'd wait. It'll go underwater soon.
-
-
-
-
@loopback0 can't expect a company to dogfood its products, can you?
-
@loopback0 my mom works at glass walls manufacturing company. In their office, all the internal walls are glass. Every single one. Everyone sees everyone else at all times. It's dumb, it's costly, it's unsettling, but at least there's no question they can do it.
-
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my mom works at glass walls manufacturing company. In their office, all the internal walls are glass. Every single one. Everyone sees everyone else at all times. It's dumb, it's costly, it's unsettling, but at least there's no question they can do it.
...
Bathrooms?
-
People in glass houses show not throw orgies.
-
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my mom works at glass walls manufacturing company. In their office, all the internal walls are glass. Every single one. Everyone sees everyone else at all times. It's dumb, it's costly, it's unsettling, but at least there's no question they can do it.
...
Bathrooms?
Those use a special glass that digitally "fogs" up on demand.
-
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
People in glass houses show not throw orgies.
But if they do.... send me their way!
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my mom works at glass walls manufacturing company. In their office, all the internal walls are glass. Every single one. Everyone sees everyone else at all times. It's dumb, it's costly, it's unsettling, but at least there's no question they can do it.
...
Bathrooms?
Those use a special glass that digitally "fogs" up on demand.
Let's just hope the fogged state is the passive one, i.e. they need power to become clear. Otherwise "brown-out" could take on a whole new meaning.
-
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my mom works at glass walls manufacturing company. In their office, all the internal walls are glass. Every single one. Everyone sees everyone else at all times. It's dumb, it's costly, it's unsettling, but at least there's no question they can do it.
...
Bathrooms?
The owner is male, all office workers are female. Or maybe there's another reason.
-
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my mom works at glass walls manufacturing company. In their office, all the internal walls are glass. Every single one. Everyone sees everyone else at all times. It's dumb, it's costly, it's unsettling, but at least there's no question they can do it.
...
Bathrooms?
The owner is male, all office workers are female. Or maybe there's another reason.
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my mom
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 can't expect a company to dogfood its products, can you?
My guess is that it worked too well and they were fed up with it opening for every single passer-by.
-
-
Okay, funny stuff. You know how we Germans like our compound words? Like "Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft" (a company which operates steamboats on the Donau).
Well, there's a slight problem with signs and the length of those words, they simply can become to unwieldy. But have no fear - there's a solution!
And no, I don't have a clue either.
-
@Rhywden What kind of German speaker doesn't know what a BwZKrhs is
-
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden What kind of German speaker doesn't know what a BwZKrhs is
That's a "BwZKrhs KOB ASt" for you. Completely different thing.
But if I had to guess I'd say that it's a "Bundeswehrzentralkrankenhaus", i.e. our Army's central hospital. Though the "ASt" makes it an "Außenstelle", i.e. a branch which kind of leads the "central" part ad absurdum.
-
@Rhywden This, of course, does not stop at email adresses:
-
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden This, of course, does not stop at email adresses:
: Do you support German?
: No, our DBA tells us the email field is too short and he can't change it because .
-
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden This, of course, does not stop at email adresses:
Government agencies are pretty bad at this in general, but it looks like the military just turns this shit up to eleven.
-
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
People in glass houses show not throw orgies.
Shouldn't they?
-
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the email field is too short
Phew! Dodged a balloon with that one!
-
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, funny stuff. You know how we Germans like our compound words? Like "Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft" (a company which operates steamboats on the Donau).
Well, there's a slight problem with signs and the length of those words, they simply can become to unwieldy. But have no fear - there's a solution!
And no, I don't have a clue either.
After a bit of context priming I read the start as "Überwachungsstaat".
Decoding shit like this should be part of the school curriculum, no?
The whole thing is called a "barracks" so "Bw" can only be "Bundeswehr". "ZKrhs" must be "Zentralkrankenhaus" so we can assume a medical context for the other things, too, like "SanDst", "Sanitätsdienst".
"Überwachungsstelle öffentlich-rechtliche Aufgaben Sanitätsdienst der Bundeswehr"Yeah, I have a brother in law who used to be part of that drinking club.
Oh,
-
-
@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 my mom works at glass walls manufacturing company. In their office, all the internal walls are glass. Every single one. Everyone sees everyone else at all times. It's dumb, it's costly, it's unsettling, but at least there's no question they can do it.
At least you'll know at a glance whether the office supplies cabinet has been refilled.
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I only know Barney from that Godfather parody starring Leslie Nielsen, and all I know about him is that everyone wants him to die.
-
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden This, of course, does not stop at email adresses:
"Why are you printing fields still encoded in Base64?"
-
@Tsaukpaetra I imagine a nimble, fast dinosaur which chases you around, jumps at you, and realigns your spine: a chiropraptor.
-
@Zecc Thesaurus, a prehistoric reptile that had a really big vocabulary.
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the email field is too short
Phew! Dodged a balloon with that one!
No, you spelled
Strausberg
wrongly.
Shame on you!
-
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the email field is too short
Phew! Dodged a balloon with that one!
No, you spelled
Strausberg
wrongly.
Shame on you!OCR error, it will be corrected by release.
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, you spelled
Strausberg
wrongly.
Shame on you!OCR error, it will be corrected by release.
-
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, you spelled
Strausberg
wrongly.
Shame on you!OCR error, it will be corrected by release.
Release early release often?
Or I guess I'll never release at all and stay pent up forever...
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, you spelled
Strausberg
wrongly.
Shame on you!OCR error, it will be corrected by release.
Release early release often?
Or I guess I'll never release at all and stay pent up forever...
It's the corrected part I'm doubting, which is almost entirely unrelated to the release schedule, if any.
-
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the corrected part
The definition of "correct" will be corrected in time for the next evaluation, assuredly!
-
-
-
-
Status: Today I stumbled upon a new kind of chocolate which will be me favorite:
-
-
-
@Mason_Wheeler huh, I'd just been calling him jew-bird. TIL.
-
-
-
-
This post is deleted!
-