The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Found in a C++ TS defect list (not a typo):
"[fund.ts.v3]
nonesuch
is insufficiently useless"The C++ committee sure strifes for a higher level of uselessness.
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Nebraska airport?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thanks to modern technolgy for preserving species, this ark won't need to take a couple of each species of animals on board, now an egg and a sperm will be enough.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Found in a C++ TS defect list (not a typo):
"[fund.ts.v3]
nonesuch
is insufficiently useless"The C++ committee sure strifes for a higher level of uselessness.
I made a test library that exposes a deliberately useless class, on purpose, this also seems like a good idea.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thanks to modern technolgy for preserving species, this ark won't need to take a couple of each species of animals on board, now an egg and a sperm will be enough.
Why are there 2 snails?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thanks to modern technolgy for preserving species, this ark won't need to take a couple of each species of animals on board, now an egg and a sperm will be enough.
Why are there 2 snails?
Because only one of them isn't hermaphrodite (yet)?
Anyways, quick! Funny!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thanks to modern technolgy for preserving species, this ark won't need to take a couple of each species of animals on board, now an egg and a sperm will be enough.
Why are there 2 snails?
Because only one of them isn't hermaphrodite (yet)?
Hermaphrodite does not mean parthenogenetic. Snails do need to mate.
Anyways, quick! Funny!
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@Tsaukpaetra Those boys remind me of an old story a guy from my village neighborhood told at the pub.
They had visited a pub in a nearby town, and were now about to go home. They stepped out of the bar, and there was some small car parked in front of the bar. One of them opened the tank lid, then his trousers, and then ... filled the tank. And then came the next guy to do the same. 4 or so of them.
Likely not a very pleasant experience for that car owner. He likely was pissed when he had to have his car repaired.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Thanks to modern technolgy for preserving species, this ark won't need to take a couple of each species of animals on board, now an egg and a sperm will be enough.
See, even in biblical stories you find the equivalent of :pregnant_man: .
Btw, the trans thread is
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@loopback0 Better get rid of the biscuits, too.
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@topspin That "proper bottom" with parentheses (⟂) looks kind of like a butt, that's funnier than some other stuff posted ITT
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where did you get that odd from?
When you replace yourgrandma
withgrammar
she rightly otter be offended and punish you by not offering any cinnamom buns to you!
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin That "proper bottom" with parentheses (⟂) looks kind of like a butt, that's funnier than some other stuff posted ITT
It wasn’t a real complaint. It was more like I know you’re right, go be right somewhere else.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It would be better to have a proper bottom ( ⟂), but C++ doesn't have that.
No kinkshaming!
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Hearing my voice on recording makes me want to throw up and stab myself, so animated Japanese girl would be a step up.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hearing my voice on recording makes me want to throw up and stab myself
I doubt this will improve the sound of your voice
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@TimeBandit it ends the suffering.
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Seen on reddit as a reply to a post complaining about Tumblr:
He who lives in a clown car shouldn't throw large shoes.
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Can confirm: Thomas is indeed the problem.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That "proper bottom" with parentheses (⟂) looks kind of like a butt
mmm, it's a lady butt.
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@Atazhaia Have you read any?
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@jinpa Nope, but I have read about the theory he’s used (before he wrote the first book I may add). I remember going “I recognize that” back when everyone was discussing what color them and everyone else were.
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@Atazhaia I don't know about colours or types of personality, but... I often feel surrounded by idiots - and it doesn't need a book to tell me that what they need is possibly a smack to the back of the head and a cybernetic upgrade of +20 IQ points wouldn't hurt either.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what they need is possibly a smack to the back of the head with a cluebat
FTFY
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@TimeBandit I deliberately didn't comment on what one might use to issue the smack to the back of the head. Hand, cluebat, cold hard iron bar of reality, dealer's choice.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I deliberately didn't comment on what one might use to issue the smack to the back of the head. Hand, cluebat, cold hard iron bar of reality, dealer's choice.
Well good, Cluebats are in shockingly short supply lately.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
what they need is possibly a smack to the back of the head with a cluebat
FTFY
I was sure somewhere in the depths of the forum is a post with a picture of @dkf's +20 Relentless Cluebat of Wisdom.
But by the time I failed using search you already beat me to it.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well good, Cluebats are in shockingly short supply lately.
I made some more in just a couple of minutes.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well good, Cluebats are in shockingly short supply lately.
I made some more in just a couple of minutes.
Which one is Colonel Mustard?
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit I deliberately didn't comment on what one might use to issue the smack to the back of the head. Hand, cluebat, cold hard iron bar of reality, dealer's choice.
I prefer a GAU-8
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can confirm: Thomas is indeed the problem.
Does he try to be a successor of Dale Carnegie's "How to win friends" blah blah?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was sure somewhere in the depths of the forum is a post with a picture of @dkf's +20 Relentless Cluebat of Wisdom.
If you have it, use it and Godspeed your arm and armament. If not, make do with what comes to hand.
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This is basically the I expected out of the Deadpool 3 announcement:
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dall-e clearly hasn't got a clue.
Oh, yeah?!
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@boomzilla I feel dumber for having looked at that picture...
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I feel
dumberartificially intelligent for having looked at that picture...