The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Unless your idea is to set up a containment facility so npm can’t leave linux.
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Well that narrows it down
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That "made of EU and non-EU ingredients" mention is quite common here. I assume the phrasing is legally mandated, but it still sounds idiotic.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That "made of EU and non-EU ingredients" mention is quite common here. I assume the phrasing is legally mandated, but it still sounds idiotic.
Even more so when the phrase is "Milk originc".
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That "made of EU and non-EU ingredients" mention is quite common here. I assume the phrasing is legally mandated, but it still sounds idiotic.
Even more so when the phrase is "Milk originc".
Why would you put gin in milk?
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@Zerosquare With "and" it's quite clear what it means; substitute "or" and it's in the weasel-word category.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
With "and" it's quite clear what it means;
Yeah. "We don't care where it comes from, we do care that it was 3 cents cheaper".
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@error A dirty mind is a joy forever.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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if only it was the same pill and dosage for everyone and wrong pill didn't make me insane/angry/insomnia and the method for finding the right one is trial and error
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@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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if only it was the same pill and dosage for everyone and wrong pill didn't make me insane/angry/insomnia and the method for finding the right one is trial and error
Just post here and we can make you angry and insane for free!
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Just post here and we can make you angry and insane for free!
The official unofficial motto of TDWTF.
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@dcon What, no "Joe Vs the Volcano"?
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@loopback0 Yes but 13:05 isn't really 'early in the morning', it is at best an answer for 'what shall we do with a drunken sailor a little bit after lunch'
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yes but 13:05 isn't really 'early in the morning',
It's
17:0005:05 somewhere.
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runwalk blindly into traffic while staring at your phone
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
runwalk blindly into traffic while staring at your phonewith your headphones on max volume so everyone can hear what song you are playing with a small background screeching of car tires
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yes but 13:05 isn't really 'early in the morning',
It's
17:0005:05 somewhere.Two bells, innit?
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No ;
BEL
is ASCII character 7, not 5.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Yes but 13:05 isn't really 'early in the morning'
It is if you went to bed at 12:05.
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Sportsball. But for polar bears.
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@Gern_Blaanston "these eggs a feckin' broke!"
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=r57QMWdG1Uo
I'm unbelievably disappointed he didn't get the answer immediately. I suppose that's why the joke about putting toast in a toaster works.
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@Tsaukpaetra that he never looked it up before, especially as a kid who had this book his entire life
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The Nope, you eat it thread is
I dunno... Toss it in a George Foreman Grill for a couple minutes...
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No. What it needs is a flamethrower.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No. What it needs is a flamethrower.
The George Foreman Grill would just take too long.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm not quite sure which sentence is worse.
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@LaoC Everyone past a 7 is cray-cray, so poor chap is set up either way
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We've been watching Resident Alien and the episode we watched last night featured pizza:
Not a great capture, that, but ZOMG it looked like bread!
Floof:
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We've been watching Resident Alien and the episode we watched last night featured pizza:
Not a great capture, that, but ZOMG it looked like bread!
I trust there was heated discussion about whether pizza (or tacos, or hot dogs) are sandwiches.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not a great capture, that, but ZOMG it looked like bread!
I trust there was heated discussion about whether pizza (or tacos, or hot dogs) are sandwiches.
If there is some sort of meat on it, then it is pizza.
If there is no meat, it is just a cheese sandwich.Same rule for tacos.
Hot dogs are obviously sandwiches, assuming there is some sort of bread involved.