The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Well there was a lioness who kept trying to adopt gazelle fawns.
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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM.
I wouldn't mind adopting a bacon sandwich right about now.
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Well there was a lioness who kept trying to adopt gazelle fawns.
I wouldn't mind adopting a bacon sandwich right about now.
I keep eating my kids, I'm a terrible mom!!!
Filed under: Well, I suppose if my children truly loved me, they'd be glad to make me happy. It's what they would have wanted.
Filed under under: Tomorrow I'll be "dropping the kids off at the pool" in more ways than one!Edit: Yay, double post Discobug! How I've missed this software!
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http://gawker.com/could-have-been-a-liger-brother-from-another-mother-1721527995
Could have been a liger. Brother from another mother!
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CNN appear to be all over this story, they would have reported half-brother in this case.
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liger
A quick Google shows there are a lot of weird hybrids out there. My favourite is the cricket-bat.
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A quick Google shows there are a lot of weird hybrids out there. My favourite is the cricket-bat.
Which game can you play with a wombat?
[spoiler]Wom[/spoiler]
Filed Under:Yes, I know the Bad Jokes is over blah
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65 weird and funny Korean comics.
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You sound like a bad advertisement.
Boost your intelligence and become the envy of your coworkers with this one weird manga: Tonari no Seki-kun
YMMV.
(That one is actually really good, but for a really weird one, try Sakamoto desu ga?, also very entertaining. It's about the most attractive and talented person in the universe.)
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Funny stuff: an email from our partner, at 10:10 AM, saying a client wants "a complete list of all fields that participate [in the interface between the two products, i.e., fields that we push out to the other application], including the field names in [our product's] database as well as the screens those fields are used on. 20 minutes later, a "clarification" came in indicating that she wanted even more information.
For an 11 AM meeting of hers. I got a one-paragraph summary of the fields/screens for her, not including the field names. (The client can actually figure out the field names from the screens if they know how to do it, as that's a feature of our product.)
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A quick Google shows there are a lot of weird hybrids out there.
They're bred for their skills in magic.
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"The State has noticed in the past few years that it has become commonplace during trials for attorneys for defendants, and especially Mr. Justice, to refer to State's attorneys as 'the Government,' " she wrote in her motion. "The State believes that such a reference is used in a derogatory way and is meant to make the State's attorney seem oppressive and to inflame the jury."
If the court sided with Rettig, [the defense attourney] demanded his client no longer be referred to as "the Defendant," but instead be called "Mister," "the Citizen Accused" or "that innocent man" — since all defendants are presumed innocent until a judge or jury finds them guilty. As for himself, clearly "lawyer" or "defense attorney" wouldn't do him, well, justice.
"Rather, counsel for the Citizen Accused should be referred to primarily as the 'Defender of the Innocent.' … Alternatively, counsel would also accept the designation 'Guardian of the Realm,' " Justice wrote.
And since prosecutors are often referred to formally as "General" in court, Justice, in an effort to be flexible, offered up a military title of his own.
"Whenever addressed by name, the name 'Captain Justice' will be appropriate."
Gathering steam, he went on to say that even "the defense" wasn't adequate and that "the Resistance" would be far more appropriate.
He then concluded his motion, returning to the formal language of court documents — sort of.
"WHEREFORE, Captain Justice, Guardian of the Realm and Leader of the Resistance, primarily asks that the Court deny the State's motion, as lacking legal basis."
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If that's real, it's the best thing that has ever happened in a court room.
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[spoiler]
[/spoiler]also this
(The more beautiful the flowers, the more beautiful the thank you. Wishing you a successful Valentine's Day.)
Filed under: Germans
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Ever Googled "[spoiler]C Strings[/spoiler]"?
Then seen what sorts of things turn up on the Images tab?
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Whoa! That's not even remotely related to programming!
Are there any other types of strings? The only one I knew of was "G strings".
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Are there any other types of strings? The only one I knew of was "G strings".
Edit: Oh - and Vests.
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Nice, but I was thinking more like A-Z.
I'll have to do some "research" when I get home.
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Nice, but I was thinking more like A-Z.
In answer to what you're trying to ask, no.
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A simple search for "string" returned a lot fewer music and rope results than I expected.
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OK, "J strings" is another one.
Also "T strings", "V strings" and "Y strings".
I don't know if they're all actual garments, but it's interesting never the less.
Filed under: C, G, J, T, V, Y
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Filed under: Sage-like wisdom
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Don't Google banjo string.
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If that's real, it's the best thing that has ever happened in a court room.
It is, but it happened in 2013. Not sure why it's being re-reported again, unless someone just discovered it and blogged about it or whatever.
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Don't forget string ties and string beans.
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Don't Google banjo string.
Rather unexpectedly, apart from the "alternative suggestions" on the top of the page mentioning frenulum, the first few pages that I actually bothered looking at on GIS were actually of the musical instrument...
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That advice also applies to paneer. It's the tofu of the cheese world.
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"We're putting the peninsula in your mouth..."
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Filed under: Champain
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And that, boys and girls, is why they're normally swung from the end of a rope
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It could have been worse. It just hits him in the side (though I had to watch it a few times to be sure).
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Road rage incident ends with Karma payback.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fKof31u-2o
If you want to skip ahead to the good bit, click here.
Warning, contains lots of swearing and people being dicks.
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It just hits him in the side (though I had to watch it a few times to be sure).
That was the only reason. right? ;)
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New to thread, TLDR. I've just found that someone trained a recurrent neural network on the Linux source code and the network noticed that all source code must be published under an appropriate license. Looking at the generated code, the network seems to better understand these legal matters than me:
/* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License (Version 2)) * are without working write to whin the following * conditions. * * Must be Opened or into the Linux kernel and walks is licensed * without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, * publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to * puttion of the Software. * * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, * EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF * MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. * IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER(S) WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS * OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE * IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A * APTHERW UNDERFL�SING IN ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR AB SHARED THARLING BE LIABLE FOR * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, * LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY * DIECFAIN OR WHODECYCLICS, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY DAMAGES * WHATSOEVER REwULL HEADERS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, * INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT, * STALL THE COPSTRICT OF THE SOFTWARE, END AND CONTRIBUTORS BY THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE * LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR * CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT FOR SUBSTITUTE * FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND * NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, * DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ** ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF OR IN * CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE. * * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License * along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software * Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, * USA * * Original derived from the file copyright and license sentinel method released * or incorporation.) This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the * GNU General Public License for more details. * * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License * along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software * Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA * * Modifications for software dirtied or permitposize. */
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Road rage incident ends with Karma payback.
I kept waiting for the asshole who rides his bike in the road to get what was coming to him, but...
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To be fair, they were both being dickheads.
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More passive-aggressive alternative to abortion.
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What? Asian students?
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I ... don't have a good comeback to that!
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I ... don't have a good comeback to that!
Trying the good old interruption method?
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Once again
http://i.imgur.com/T4YhHVC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/GELuHAW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4vjaz5X.jpgBonus doge:
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