The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Milton Keynes
Economics thread is
And why they're all called Milton anyway?
I thought for sure that’s got to be in Florida, but I guess I mashed up Wilton Manors with the Florida Keys.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And why they're all called Milton anyway?
<serious> Probably because the place is named after a village in the area called Milton that at one point had the Keynes family as lords of the manor.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@coldandtired Holy Shit, welcome back! Also, what the fuck happened to your avatar??
Cheers :) I've fixed the avatar (is this still Flarum?) thinks I uploaded a square "C" icon.
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@coldandtired Holy Shit, welcome back! Also, what the fuck happened to your avatar??
Cheers :) I've fixed the avatar (is this still Flarum?) thinks I uploaded a square "C" icon.
We've been on NodeBB for ages and the Flarum guys told us not to use their software before we even picked it.
There's an existing thread which seems similar to your problem in the Bugs category.
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@JBert I knew there was something with Flarum :)
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Last night I did a hit of LCD and it was crazy. The stars, the colors .... and then I passed out.
"Don't you mean LSD?"
No, a flat screen TV fell on my head.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reminds me of a place that used to be around here: Matt's Dalmatian Roast Beef. Never tried it, but I hear after eating there you felt like chasing fire engines.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
False advertising. If it were actually supersonic, I don't think her hair would look the same — if she had any left.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
False advertising. If it were actually supersonic, I don't think her hair would look the same — if she had any left.
Random thought: if you're stone deaf, everything is supersonic.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I know a guy whose wife's hair dryer died when she was preparing for a fancy event so hair had to be done! Everything was closed so a new one couldn't be purchased quickly.
He came up with a solution and got his heat gun from the garage, one of those pretty good ones that could be set at hardly no air moved to hurricane, and no heat at all to getting metal red hot.
She liked it so much that he had to buy himself a new one and she's still using the heat gun.
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@Carnage Sounds like it could have been @Polygeekery
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@Applied-Mediocrity That would be an entirely different type of heat gun
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@boomzilla I thought ♀ was
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So you're saying we're overdue for a good third big war?
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@error Craaab people, craab people. Taste like crab, read like people. Craab people...
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...kind of?
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@Gąska It looks like the term has been banned for you already
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It is at least two years old (https://www.jwz.org/blog/2019/11/forbidden-knowledge-teaching-crabs-how-to-read/).
There is also a petition to teach crabs to read on change.org:
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There is also a petition to teach crabs to read on change.org:
Ironically, no crabs have signed this petition.
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@Zecc Who said anything about teaching them to write?
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@HardwareGeek and also they wouldn't know what they were signing.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek and also they wouldn't don't know what they're signing.
And therefore are not bound to actually learn anything!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38&cc=on
I sent this to a friend and he wrote: “This has been holding me back my entire life, thank you so much. This will open so many doors for me.”
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@DoctorJones Wait, shit, the video cuts before he explains how to open doors that swing inward, or doors with the handle on the opposite side! We're doomed!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones Wait, shit, the video cuts before he explains how to open doors that swing inward, or doors with the handle on the opposite side! We're doomed!
I think that was planned for season 2, but the show was cancelled after 1 season.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
doors with the handle on the opposite side
I'm currently stuck at one of those.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
doors with the handle on the opposite side
I'm currently stuck at one of those.
Better hope someone from the other side comes through!
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@DoctorJones but only because it’s the new task manager. The OG task manager would never have let us down.
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@Arantor It wouldn't have turned around and deserted us?
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@PleegWat indeed. It was the task manager we had but clearly not we didn’t deserve it and then it was taken away from us by our Redmondian overlords.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it was taken away from us by our Redmondian overlords.
I just noticed that the same is true of the volume mixer. There is still something called "Sound Mixer", but it is no longer a mixer in any meaningful way. There is no independent volume control of different audio sources.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it was taken away from us by our Redmondian overlords.
I just noticed that the same is true of the volume mixer. There is still something called "Sound Mixer", but it is no longer a mixer in any meaningful way. There is no independent volume control of different audio sources.
Is that a recent change? My work laptop with 20h2 still has the volume mixer with sliders for individual apps
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@hungrier Win11
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