The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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ITAPPMONROBOT spotted in the wild!
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wonder why the route to heaven excludes those with mobility difficulties? Perhaps it should be a stairlift to heaven?
Poland has an elevator.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wonder why the route to heaven excludes those with mobility difficulties? Perhaps it should be a stairlift to heaven?
Whether one is made whole at the reincarnation of the body is a bit of a fine point. Note that the continual judgment by Peter is non-canon. Christ in glory is the Judge and this judgment is yet to come, per apostolic canon.
Once again, I blame Saul.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wonder why the route to heaven excludes those with mobility difficulties? Perhaps it should be a stairlift to heaven?
Poland has an elevator.
Avoid elevators during COVID. Aerosouls and all that.
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@DoctorJones I was expecting fGlerw2on.
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@Tsaukpaetra Why does the donkey have penises for legs?
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Why does the donkey have penises for legs?
Asking the important questions.
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@Atazhaia Yeah, donkeys are odd-toed like horses, not penis-toed.
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@Bulb but you must admit penis toes are very odd.
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And now I can't unsee.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Why does the donkey have penises for legs?
Is this a riddle?
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Publishing children's books is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Publishing children's books is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
This is workable. See, the dog is onto something- he's stating the fucktitude clearly. That's the important part. Measuring it doesn't tell you much more. As long as everyone knows whether they're fucked, the essential information is present.
Working on the rhyme scheme. Did you prefer Shel Silverstein or Dr. Seuss?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Publishing children's books is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
This is workable. See, the dog is onto something- he's stating the fucktitude clearly. That's the important part. Measuring it doesn't tell you much more. As long as everyone knows whether they're fucked, the essential information is present.
Working on the rhyme scheme. Did you prefer Shel Silverstein or Dr. Seuss?
Silverstein is the only one available. Dr. Seuss got cancelled, didn't you hear?
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Publishing children's books is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
This is workable. See, the dog is onto something- he's stating the fucktitude clearly. That's the important part. Measuring it doesn't tell you much more. As long as everyone knows whether they're fucked, the essential information is present.
Working on the rhyme scheme. Did you prefer Shel Silverstein or Dr. Seuss?
Silverstein is the only one available. Dr. Seuss got cancelled, didn't you hear?
I hear, but I rarely listen.
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@boomzilla was this the intentional form of George R. R. Martin cosplay or the equally likely unintentional form? Particularly for a .*Con demographic, it's a much shorter trip to there than to Superman.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wonder how many bands pick their name hoping for something like this to happen.
...I think there was one Finnish band playing that game with their album names.
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Hint: read the name on the label
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hint: read the name on the label
Maybe if there was a red circle.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hint: read the name on the label
Maybe if there was a red circle.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla was this the intentional form of George R. R. Martin cosplay or the equally likely unintentional form? Particularly for a .*Con demographic, it's a much shorter trip to there than to Superman.
It's the copy and paste from something some guy posted on Facebook kind.
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Paging @boner
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We don't have an Official Slightly Amusing Stuff Thread™, so this is (maybe) the best place for this. It doesn't belong in the Spam thread, because I am an occasional customer of the company that sent it, and it's not about the email content, anyway.
I just received an email from Harbor Freight Tools with the subject "Protect Your Investments". However the notification that popped up when the email arrived said "Protect Your Investments from Harbor Freight Tools". Why? What threat does Harbor Freight Tools pose to my investments (other than maybe inducing me to spend more money than I should)?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We don't have an Official Slightly Amusing Stuff Thread™
I wonder if unfunny bickering could then happen there if we did
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@boomzilla this image causes feelings of dismay.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla this image causes feelings of dismay.
Weird, to me it brings the elation of the dawning of the blood-cleansed age.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla this image causes feelings of dismay.
Weird, to me it brings the elation of the dawning of the blood-cleansed age.
I didn't specify what the dismay was for...
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