The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boomzilla My relationship with screwdrivers, wrenches, etc. whenever I'm working on a project.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Haha, where did you find this old joke, Pod #5306?
Haha. All the pods were destroyed in the event, haha.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Senior engineer at Fastly.com said:
I'm panicing, what can I do????
Have @Tsaukpaetra leave the server room.
Hold on, I think we're panicking and they're making some kind of pastry or maybe a sandwich bread.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Worth it.
Jay Aitch look at the size of that poop handler. On the left. Didn't look like that big a dog. Must be a show breed.
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@JBert I like the person leaping to their death from the O. Either that, or they were pushed.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla My relationship with screwdrivers, wrenches, etc. whenever I'm working on a project.
What exactly are you trying to squeeze out of a screwdriver or a wrench?
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We Believe In...
Teamwork
Krowmeat!
Um, excuse me, but it's spelled "krowmaet".
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Is my eyesight getting poorer or are images on the internet getting blurrier?
INB4 yes;
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they were pushed
Well, that's teamwork — sort of.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is my eyesight getting poorer or are images on the internet getting blurrier?
INB4 yes;
Digital means it can't degrade!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is my eyesight getting poorer or are images on the internet getting blurrier?
Obligatory
@error_bot xkcd digital data
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We Believe In...
Teamwork
Krowmeat!
Teamwork, but it involves going backwards and some people jumping off. Sounds about right.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We Believe In...
Teamwork
Krowmeat!
Stripclub near my house has a marquee out front with letters they change periodically. Right now it reads "SPELL BOOBYTRAP BACKWARDS".
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Teamwork, but it involves going backwards and some people
jumpingbeing pushed off. Still Sounds about right.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Teamwork, but it involves going backwards and some people
jumpingbeing pushed off. Still Sounds about right.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reason four why bitches are better?
Agreed, four bitches would be better.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Digital means it can't degrade!
Unless you ask audiophiles. Weakly magnetized bits cause jitter.
Or was it the other way round, I can't remember...
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Digital means it can't degrade!
Unless you ask audiophiles. Weakly magnetized bits cause jitter.
Or was it the other way round, I can't remember...They make the stage less roomy in the middle or basses less meaty. Depends on your cable holders - teak or ebony, of course.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they were pushed
Well, that's teamwork — sort of.
Often the most vital component of teamwork is knowing how to pick your team and jettison those who can't teamwork.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's funny because the chance that this could be true is not zero.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We Believe In...
Teamwork
Krowmeat!
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Just a goat herder. Doing his job.
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One of the things I like about FFXIV is that the writers are self-aware and lampshade the common MMO tropes within the game itself.
As context, I have 17 of these items, gained through an 8-man raid. You need 180 of them (30 each of 6 different varieties, earned from different activities but mostly farming) to upgrade a weapon by 10 item levels (from 515 to 525, representing about a 5% increase in stats for that item, but also making it have a glow effect). And this is only one step in the whole long process of getting these weapons in the first place.
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@JBert
I like the detail of nobody in the team give a flying shit about the people lagging behind, straying or just plain falling off ... perfect example of krowmaet
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Teamwork, but it involves going backwards and some people
jumpingbeing pushed off. Still Sounds about right.Now we know the secret of effective krowmaet: pushing the annoying manager off a high place.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Senior engineer at Fastly.com said:
I'm panicing, what can I do????
Have @Tsaukpaetra leave the server room.
No, @Tsaukpaetra is that "senior engineer" to ask the question on SO...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, @Tsaukpaetra is that "senior engineer" to ask the question on SO...
I think your friend Kevin is being a bad influence on you today.
I have better confidence in 's higher-order decision making capabilities.And the joke works either way
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Kevin ... today
Unfortunately not only today, but also ...
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We Believe In...
Teamwork
Krowmeat!
Same joke, less
Well done.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You're lucky it was the warm day of the year but I wonder what you said to make her buy an imported fan just to spite you.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Digital means it can't degrade!
Unless you ask audiophiles. Weakly magnetized bits cause jitter.
Or was it the other way round, I can't remember...But that's not how that works.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We Believe In...
Teamwork
Krowmeat!
The more I look at the source picture, the less sense it makes.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One of the things I like about FFXIV is that the writers are self-aware and lampshade the common MMO tropes within the game itself.
As context, I have 17 of these items, gained through an 8-man raid. You need 180 of them (30 each of 6 different varieties, earned from different activities but mostly farming) to upgrade a weapon by 10 item levels (from 515 to 525, representing about a 5% increase in stats for that item, but also making it have a glow effect). And this is only one step in the whole long process of getting these weapons in the first place.
You pay them money, they make you suffer, and they laugh at you. And you praise them for mocking you.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert
I like the detail of nobody in the team give a flying shit about the people lagging behind, straying or just plain falling off ... perfect example of krowmaet
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You pay them money, they make you suffer
Lifestyle thread is
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You pay them money, they make you suffer
Lifestyle thread is
MMOs absolutely belong in the sadomasochism category.
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