The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, that was cutting edge formatting in 2002.
Edit: Apaprently the review was done in 2003, the game released (v. 1.0) in 2002.
The formatting is... Fine. Annoying but not incomprehensible.
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hey, that was cutting edge formatting in 2002.
You can tell it's old because it uses most of the page.
Yeah, "most".
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Using a mobile interface, that is
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, "most".
On a computer, not some 7 bazillion pixel phone that requires a microscope to see anything on.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, "most".
On a computer, not some 7 bazillion pixel phone that requires a microscope to see anything on.
Just use the haptic interface gesture sigil for "fit to width". it's just sitting there waiting.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Using a mobile interface, that is
Mobile is... different
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, "most".
On a computer, not some 7 bazillion pixel phone that requires a microscope to see anything on.
YMBNH.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
except in some particularly paranoid companies.
There are quite a few of those. I worked for one. I gave two weeks notice. At first, my manager said, "I don't see why you can't work out your two weeks." A half-hour later, somebody was standing over me as I cleaned out my desk, making sure I didn't steal any paper clips. Because quitting is a demonstration of disloyalty, and you can no longer be trusted with anything.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
except in some particularly paranoid companies.
There are quite a few of those. I worked for one. I gave two weeks notice. At first, my manager said, "I don't see why you can't work out your two weeks." A half-hour later, somebody was standing over me as I cleaned out my desk, making sure I didn't steal any paper clips. Because quitting is a demonstration of disloyalty, and you can no longer be trusted with anything.
How many times did you punch the manager in the intervening half hour? More than none indicates a less subtle mechanism at work.but, none or less is just a missed opportunity
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@boomzilla um, "Everybody be quiet!" is also stoners, followed by "I thought I saw something".
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they got me a cool laser-engraved glass hologram of myself captured with our 3D body scanner.
I hope you brought it to your new office.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I hope you brought it to your new office.
I have indeed.
Although now that I’ve been WFH for the last ~67 years I should probably pick it up and bring it back home.E: also, leet MS Paint skillz, still laughing.
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@El_Heffe one of the side effects of society accepting abortion is that this kind of jokes doesn't work quite as well as they used to.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe one of the side effects of society accepting abortion is that this kind of jokes doesn't work quite as well as they used to.
Eh, just kinda needed more joke really. 3-5 really stupid things to at least mention. Like doing a jar dance every time they get a jar open, or thinking the seat recline lever is an emergency brake. Stuff to really make parents question the investment of time.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Piezo: ...
So I'm anally pleasuring @Mason-Wheeler's mom
,and she turns around and starts playing with my testicles, and I'm like... "Thanks!".
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@El_Heffe recommend heavy whipping cream. You can have like, 50-odd% milk if you want, that way, which is like 2500% that of milk. Even if you add a whole lot of powdered milk to whole milk, you still get at best like 8% milk.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Brings to mind the ever important question of how much sugar is in sugar*.
* in Poland it's code for making moonshine
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Someone at my office years ago clipped out a "Tumbleweeds" comic and gave it to me, in which the chief's daughter Little Pigeon is asking the title character if he likes poetry. He answers, "it depends; ducks more than chickens".
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Pinging @Tsaukpaetra
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@Gąska huh. there's a law in Ankh-Morpork somewhat related to that, also involves fish.
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@El_Heffe I'd have thought that would take more than 800 bytes of data
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@error_bot xkcd 598
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Adventures in oneboxing...
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@error_bot said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Y'know you can make a decent posterizer by etching a transparency sheet, right?
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@Mason_Wheeler My mum tried that once. By the time the chicken is done laying eggs, you don't want to eat her anymore.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler My mum tried that once. By the time the chicken is done laying eggs, you don't want to eat her anymore.
The term is "stewing hen". Because long, low cooking is all they're good for.
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Yeah they are still fine for soups, shredded chicken, etc...
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler My mum tried that once. By the time the chicken is done laying eggs, you don't want to eat her anymore.
We used to eat the hens on the farm once they were done with the egg laying. In soups of course, but they were still perfectly edible. Don't feed them fish or other similar shit, because they taste of what you feed them.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they taste of what you feed them.
Shit in, shit out?
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@Carnage I don't recall the details; I think this one had been laying for more than one or two years. And taste of what you feed them applies to the eggs too so that wasn't the problem.
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