The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Do we have a "fashion is wack" thread?
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That looks like a jurisdiction boundary to me.
Guys, it's clearly where the next area starts. If you drive at it fast enough, you'll freeze for a few moments while it catches up and loads into next map.
It's just a glitch in the matrix.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Bulb I think that sums up Harry Potter worldbuilding in a nutshell. Why else would wizard currency be subdivided into units of 9 and 17½, or the complete nonsense scoring system in Quidditch, etc?
It is indeed explicitly the premise from the very first chapter. To muggles, wizards and the wizarding world are positively weird. “These coin denomination don’t make any sense at all” fits that bill perfectly.
And why did they live on a street that means Hi in Russian?
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why else would wizard currency be subdivided into units of 9 and 17½
Well, it's in England, innit? The more ridiculous the units the better.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And why did they live on a street that means Hi in Russian?
It's also a kind of bush in English
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
or the complete nonsense scoring system in Quidditch, etc?
On the other hand, the whole Quidditch is a complete nonsense. That is purely to be strange and awesome and logic was sent to lunch when it was devised.
That's a bit harsh. To me, Quidditch is just like every other game that's just been prototyped and never playtested. A lot of good ideas that make perfect sense in isolation but don't work when you put them together.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that the child or the adult edition? Because there might be differences in the text
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's like the "Hush" episode of Buffy, where Xander asks "How do we kill them?" by writing it on a dry-erase board, and unable to speak, this is Buffy's response:
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why else would wizard currency be subdivided into units of 9 and 17½,
Well, since the currency is coins made of precious metals with intrinsic value, and each denomination is from different metal, changes in relative price of the metals can lead to weird exchange rates between the denominations. Normally the authority would create new smaller or larger coins with more practical exchange rates and replace the old ones, but it might not have happened for some reason, so this is at least plausible.
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@Applied-Mediocrity No, the adult edition would have said "bullshit" instead of "nonsense"
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that the child or the adult edition? Because there might be differences in the text
No, there is not, besides the cover art.
It is, however, the philosopher’s stone edition, not the “I don’t know what a philosopher is“ edition.
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Seasonal Harry Potter, adult edition:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And to those who said "danger noodle", get over yourself.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And to those who said "danger noodle", get
some water over yourself, enough to cover all your airways.
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One of us! One of us!
Except better looking. And famous. And...
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Seasonal Harry Potter, adult edition:
That reminds me, I've yet to watch Deathly Weapons. Good thing I downloaded it back when it was released, it seems impossible to find online now.
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@Gąska I'm assuming that's a Harry Potter with guns sort of thing?
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@hungrier yup. The entire Philosopher's Stone but every wand is replaced with a gun. EVERY wand.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Weapons Trailer - HD – 02:02
— Mighty Mopar
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I've long suspected that but now I know for sure.
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@Gąska Is this the same as the one I made a thread about from a LockPickingLawyer video or did somebody else make the same mistake?
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@JBert it is. I screenshotted his video.
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@Gąska I wonder whether The State of California already found out where to put that warning on air.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I wonder whether The State of California already found out where to put that warning on air.
(googles) Someone in a brewing group posted they found this on an oxygen tank:
"Warning: This container and byproducts of the combustion of its contents contain chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm."
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@Gąska what?
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Mariah is not impressed:
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mariah is not impressed:
Ah yes, the traditional standing blowjob position...
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mariah is not impressed:
Why would anyone think this was Mariah? The ornament is a white woman.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska what?
Usually he's the one doing evaluations.
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@El_Heffe You know, I was thinking of a different kind of training, for those whose partner's pecker is... nevermind. Not really funny...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why would anyone think this was Mariah? The ornament is a white woman.
Probably because of the 'All I want for Christmas is you' which you could see if twitter developers weren't assholes who crop images in the most idiotic way possible.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska what?
Usually he's the one doing evaluations.
Yeah, I use Jenkins myself, just not for 'evaluations' whatever that means in the context of CI.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now just you hang on right there!
I've played brass once upon a time and can at least produce a sound out of single-reed woodwinds - the embouchure is very different.
How is this doohickey supposed to work anyhow?
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From /r/funny
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Best attack her with a sword then.
I bet my bullet could get through!
Filed under: Penetration challenge!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Best attack her with a sword then.
I bet my bullet could get through!
Filed under: Penetration challenge!
Imagine the carnage a sneeze would cause mid coitus.