The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
not a single of those new-fangled "spam filters" accepted these senders, plus even Germans were giggling about them.
E: 'd
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@Rhywden And in her finest typically German form, the minister for education is not amused at all:
Juvenile and immature attempt at humor
she wrote.
And indeed, as one other Twitter user put it:
Yes, I concur: After all, it's important what comes out at the end of it!
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm with the daughter, that isn't math it is just numbers.
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@Karla The "number of years until I'm $age" is math, but yeah, the rest is just numbers.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm with the daughter, that isn't math it is just numbers.
Common core math
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm with the daughter, that isn't math it is just numbers.
But I don't see where they asked about how many males in the family of at least 20 years of age that they could send to war...
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Yeah, that's the only possible reason we'd ever let fireworks off in NOVEMBER of all months...
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@DoctorJones
Well, it is several months after the anniversary of being rid of the tax drain of the colonies
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, that's the only possible reason we'd ever let fireworks off in NOVEMBER of all months...
Excuse my ignorance, what holiday are you celebrating?
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Often the related fireworks happen on the closest weekend.
Ah, I remember remembered it was the 5th of November, so Nov 8 seemed off.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Excuse my ignorance, what holiday are you celebrating?
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin It's not a holiday, but...
Often the related fireworks happen on the closest weekend.
TLDR: we're celebrating the closest we've ever come to getting rid of parliament.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Often the related fireworks happen on the closest weekend.
Ah, I remember remembered it was the 5th of November, so Nov 8 seemed off.
People seem to let fireworks off for a longer period each year. This year, where I live, they started well before Halloween, and someone was still letting some off last night. I wouldn't be surprised if there were more tonight.
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@DoctorJones Meanwhile here in Prague the city council's patience for the mess that is left in the streets each New Year ran out and they are restricting setting off fireworks even on New Year (only professional fireworks downtown).
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@Bulb I love Prague, you're so lucky to live there. Some great bars hidden away 😁
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yeah, that's the only possible reason we'd ever let fireworks off in NOVEMBER of all months...
Excuse my ignorance, what holiday are you celebrating?
LOL xD
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(google translate)Police expects to encounter cannabis plantation; finds chicory instead.
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@dcon Cringy synopses of the tweets almost made me ragequit the article. Thankfully they ended after the second one.
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The great Alex, uncensored
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That guy looks familiar.
Is that... Anthony Hawkins?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(google translate)
Police expects to encounter cannabis plantation; finds chicory instead.
Over here police found a cannabis grower, and when going to question the neighbours about the guy one of the neighbours was also growing cannabis and set his plants on fire in a panic when he saw the police outside, which made it really obvious to the police thanks to the smell. So he was also taken in for it.
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"My high school has rules about how many political campaign posters you can have per square foot because of me. I lost, but I still won."
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
People seem to let fireworks off for a longer period each year. This year, where I live, they started well before Halloween, and someone was still letting some off last night. I wouldn't be surprised if there were more tonight.
They're even more common round here, as every time people from a particular cultural background have a wedding they like to make a huge racket. I believe it is to scare off the evil spirits (that absolutely do not exist, but better safe than sorry), and the authorities mostly turn a blind eye because it is much much better than firing guns into the air (which would otherwise be a more traditional approach).
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@Mason_Wheeler First time I saw something similar, it was plumbers.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that where we get the "one-mississippi-two-mississippi-three-mississippi" method of counting seconds?
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We're finally going to have an uplifting John Lewis Christmas advert...
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@El_Heffe Did the sign die?
Edit for context: it was originally posted on the Official 2020 Death Pool.
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@Zecc said in The official 2020 death pool:
@El_Heffe Did the sign die?
Ooops. Wrong thread
Need a cleanup in aisle 6..
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@DogsB I'm trying to figure out what horrible dirty word they're censoring with
s***s
. None of the ones I can immediately think of seem to fit the bill...
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@Tsaukpaetra I think it's one primarily used in the British isles, popularized by the hit documentary Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I think it's one primarily used in the British isles, popularized by the hit documentary Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Never watched that series.
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