The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek I've had a mug of espresso once. Drank it over a course of an hour or so. I was literally shaking for the rest of the day and couldn't think straight.
I call it "vibrating at a high frequency upside-down on the ceiling".
I take it that's a single word in your language?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek I've had a mug of espresso once. Drank it over a course of an hour or so. I was literally shaking for the rest of the day and couldn't think straight.
I call it "vibrating at a high frequency upside-down on the ceiling".
I take it that's a single word in your language?
If you want long words then must ask our Finnish residents, though. They're the real masters in plonking words together.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek I've had a mug of espresso once. Drank it over a course of an hour or so. I was literally shaking for the rest of the day and couldn't think straight.
I call it "vibrating at a high frequency upside-down on the ceiling".
I take it that's a single word in your language?
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Intel releases their new 4800U processor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFHBgb9SY1Y
Representative image:
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@Atazhaia Why the $hell is that a twnety-effing-six-minutes-and-thirty-damn-six-seconds video. I didn't get to the end, but what he said in first seven minutes could have been said in, like, seven seconds. Like, what?
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@Bulb YMBNT
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia Why the $hell is that a twnety-effing-six-minutes-and-thirty-damn-six-seconds video. I didn't get to the end, but what he said in first seven minutes could have been said in, like, seven seconds. Like, what?
You don't even need to say anything. The image above fully suffices.
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@PJH Yup. The first few weeks when masks applied to bikes as well I had to forgo glasses and risk flies.
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@PJH I think you have confused bad puns with funny stuff.
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@PleegWat
No complaint about how limits your freedom to choose what oxygen molecules you inhale? Just don't differentiate on color, gender or pronouns.And now I'm ready for the garage
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oblig. "You're wearing your mask wrong"
NSFW warning - Cartoon penis
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@PJH and wearing a cloth mask is like wearing a cloth condom.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oblig. "You're wearing your mask wrong"
NSFW warning - Cartoon penis
See also:
If your glasses are fogging up, then the air you exhale isn't going through the mask.
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People are like snowflakes. We are all unique, but we all have the same structure and overall we are all pretty similar.
Also, it's difficult to drive when there are a lot of them piled up in the street.
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From Reddit:
A former coworker of mine had a daughter who had a bad habit of writing on her walls. One day, she got so fed up with said daughter that, in a rage, she promised to break every single one of her daughter's crayons if she ever drew on the walls of her room again. 45 very quiet minutes (should have been a red flag right there) later, she found that her daughter had written on every surface of her room except the walls.
Bed, bed frame, mattress, nightstand, dresser, windows, sheets, night light, bedside light, lampshade, carpet, vent, toys, books. Everything.
That little girl grew up to be an attorney.
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I told someone that I was a distant relative of Marie Curie.
But he corrected me and said, "No, it's pronounced Mariah Carey."
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A guy gives his girlfriend some flowers and she says "I suppose I have to spread my legs now."
And he says "You don't have a vase?"
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A guy gives his girlfriend some flowers and she says "I suppose I have to spread my legs now."
And he says "You don't don't have a vase?"
"I'm glad you can stay wet enough for the longevity of these flowers, but..."
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/750812865631486033/xQpNmD6.png
Would still lewd.
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@Tsaukpaetra My keyboard might not be entirely unlike that one. Except for the cat; however, it's entirely possible there's enough dog hair to assemble a reasonable facsimile of a new dog.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would still lewd.
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If you're not a golfer this won't mean much to you but laughed quite a bit when I watched it.
I've lived that shot more times than I can count.
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@JBert What would Doom on a pregnancy tester even look like?
Edit: nevermind, clicked the link, which did not go to the tweet that's showing.
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@Tsaukpaetra Just follow the link to The Cool Stuff Thread.
Or were you making a joke?
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@Tsaukpaetra It's certain Doom by its very design
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Just follow the link to The Cool Stuff Thread.
Or were you making a joke?
There is no link to the Cool Stuff thread? It's a tweet...